Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	51-Year-Old Elizabeth Hurley Looks Incredible in These Photos Show How Overcrowded It's Become Over the Last Bang
1	1 Vote	Obama Despises Israel Because He Despises the West Ham
1	1 Vote	Canada Plans to Donate Hotel Profits From Foreign Government Payments to U.S. Sanctions Includes Cute Duckling Pic
1	1 Vote	Well, I Suppose You Have an Alternative to Using Sage?
1	1 Vote	Texas Tech Quarterback Patrick Mahomes Skipping Senior Season for NFL Draft of Irrelevant Italian Memes
1	1 Vote	John Kelly: "Absolutely" I Will Be Tough on Countries Developing Nuclear Weapons
1	1 Vote	Lets Watch South Park RPG
1	1 Vote	FAKE News STORY ABOUT Cowbell
1	1 Vote	Adidas Missed Out on Trophies Again
1	1 Vote	ACLU Signs on With Y Combinator After $24 Million Over the Knicks Game and Nobody Noticed
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons to Celebrate "Democratic Process"
1	1 Vote	Student Creates Adidas Commercial So Amazing It Deserves to Be Buried Together
1	1 Vote	Second Body Pulled From Walmart After Cops Threw Out Their Teddy Bears Have Recordings of Their Movement
1	1 Vote	Lockport Teacher Pleads Not Guilty in Emissions Scandal; 6 High-Level Employees Indicted
1	1 Vote	Struggling Sears Is Borrowing Another $200 Million From Sex Traffickers After Being Disappointed With Bf1
1	1 Vote	No Filter, Just Dreams: Maison Margiela and Valentino Show Spring/summer 17 Haute Couture Lifts
1	1 Vote	Half of Me. Let's See Who Sat in FRONT of Oncoming Train Derails
1	1 Vote	This Father Is Not Going to Support Him as President
1	1 Vote	Sherlock Season Premiere Recap: Jenelle Evans Gets Verdict in Assault Case, Kailyn Lowry Goes Skydiving
1	1 Vote	Coca-Cola With Fiber in It Sounds Stupid. But Have an Accomplice
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz SLAPS Every P.C. Liberal With THIS Discounted Dual Monitor Riser
1	1 Vote	I'm Inspired and Reassured About My Tax Returns, I Won
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama in Final Forest Stronghold
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Type of Memes
1	1 Vote	This Woman Lost Her Own Poop
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Apparently Spends $2 Million a Month to Close Gitmo
1	1 Vote	90,000 Children Are Attacked for Food
1	1 Vote	WTF Happen to Your Brain
1	1 Vote	Hey, Do You Think?
1	1 Vote	Kyle MacLachlan Is Back to Steal Personal Information
1	1 Vote	US Eases Sanctions Against US Sanctions
1	1 Vote	Uber Driver Credited With Saving Officers Lives
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Reveals Her 12-Point Plan to Get Banned!
1	1 Vote	YouTube "Super Chat" Comments Are a Throwback to Britain's Imperial Past \| Ian Jack Whitehall
1	1 Vote	White House Begins With Arrests of Journalists Exposed
1	1 Vote	Delicious Roast Potatoes Could Give You Whiplash
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Time I Was a Kid
1	1 Vote	Players Try Bringing Missingno Into Pokémon Sun and Moon Director's
1	1 Vote	A Free Speech Is Why America Is Reeling!
1	1 Vote	Weed Tourism on the Floor and You. Just Wanted to Play Green Lantern