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Half of Me. Let's See Who Sat in FRONT of Oncoming Train Derails

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discovered by nevermore
2017-02-05

2017-02-05

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    Train derails in New York; 32 suffer minor injuries
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    FRONT-ROW FELON! Americans Are Stunned To See Who Sat In FRONT ROW At Obama’s Farewell Speech [VIDEO]
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    Decrypt this and you know half of me. Let's see how many of you get this
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    Let's see who gets the reference
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    TRANSIT TOSS Police: Woman threw child in front of oncoming train
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    Half of corporate travel policies now allow ride sharing
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