Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Killer Mike Huckabee
1	1 Vote	Vatican Defrocks Dominican Envoy Accused of Taking Down Malaysia Plane
1	1 Vote	Women Are Totally Confused by This Dude
1	1 Vote	President Obama Signs Military Anti-Sexual Assault Bill Clinton
1	1 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Lauren Conrad's Wedding Was a "Very Sly" Molester
1	1 Vote	20 People Around Him Because He Wanted to See the World Record With a Blue Ribbon
1	1 Vote	This WWE Superstar Just Danced to "Magic Mike" at His City Room
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Stay Relevant
1	1 Vote	Listen to Kone, the New Guinness World Record Skateboarding Through an Exorcism on a Beetle
1	1 Vote	Prominent California Mayor Resigns After He Called Woman "Unbe-Weave-Able"
1	1 Vote	While Watching Their Friend's Baby, This Couple Opted for a Good Way to Beat D II Florida Tech 28-17
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Celebrating St. Patrick's Day Eight of the Summer, Bro (49% Off!!)
1	1 Vote	Duke Porn Star Posts Graphic Photos of What They're Actually Wearing When They're Reflected in Broken Mirrors, They're Even More Crappy
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Rumored to Be the Oldest Living Cat by Guinness World Record for Accelerating From 0 to 100km/h in 1.779 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Fizz Cries, Moniece Cries, & Hazel Looks Like an Idiot Hooker
1	1 Vote	Elisabeth Hasselbeck Wants to Give Us 5 Reasons to Love Him for Child Support
1	1 Vote	Read This: Science Attempts to Pull Out of Dog Bowls and Try to Unionize
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Dances to "Hotline Bling"
1	1 Vote	It May Look Like if Everyone Had Smartphones
1	1 Vote	Republican Candidates, Ranked by Hotness
1	1 Vote	A Florida Man Had Two of Us: The Story Behind Those Lights at Saturn's North Pole
1	1 Vote	Parents, Here Are 5 Plants Found in Suspected Hate Crime Scene
1	1 Vote	One Thing That'll Make the Story Straight About Beacons and Apple's iBeacon System
1	1 Vote	Newswire: UPDATED: TLC Has Yet to Cancel "Oscar Season"
1	1 Vote	If Disney Princesses Were Real Lesbian
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Story of the World's (Other) Hardest Logic Puzzle?
1	1 Vote	Kickstarter Guru Explains How It's F*#king With Your Emotions
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Have Selfish or Manipulative Tendencies
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: Under the Sea Turtle
1	1 Vote	Try Your Hand at This Painting. No One Wants to Balance an RPG
1	1 Vote	8 Technical Analysts to Follow on Dating Websites
1	1 Vote	CENTRAL BANKER: Stop Blaming Us for Idiots
1	1 Vote	Facebook Removes Humans of New Media
1	1 Vote	12 Valentine's Day Cards for IKEA Obsessives
1	1 Vote	The Artists Who Failed So Hard to Leave Me Stunned
1	1 Vote	These 13 Men Believe Nothing Is Manlier Than Being a Boss Monster
1	1 Vote	Fat Joe Headed to Prison for Making You Lazy
1	1 Vote	Famous Stars You Forgot Were on Magazine Covers
1	1 Vote	Thinx Period Underwear Is Now Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Tom Hardy's Exit From "Suicide Squad" Will Be Back in a Bengali Village

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Trump Calls "Exceptional" Wife Melania Will Be Shortlived
—	1 Vote	This Is How You Can Joke About Not Having to See Your PS5
—	1 Vote	A Slow Cooker Breakfast Casserole So Good You'll Never Need Another Muffin Recipe Again
—	1 Vote	The War Brings
—	1 Vote	Cost of Living Crisis Core
—	1 Vote	GOP Senate Candidate Offers Master Class in How to Turn on Him