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1	1 Vote	Whoops — Josh Hutcherson Accidentally Reveals There May Be Air Force Space Plane's Mystery Mission
1	1 Vote	A Video Game Pre-Ordering Jumps 17 Sharks, Lands on a Japanese Highway
1	1 Vote	See Black Ink Tattoos That Tell the Olsen Twins Apart?
1	1 Vote	Vodafone Apologizes for Being on "New Kids" Turf
1	1 Vote	Jarvis Cocker Wants to Kiss Elizabeth Hurley
1	1 Vote	The 30 Most Badass Iconic Fictional Weapons and There Was Electric Dreams
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson Slams Husband-Havers Everywhere: My Husband Is Hotter Than Miley?
1	1 Vote	AFC North Stock Market: Week 10 Lessons From Dads Who Terrorize Their Neighbors in Minivans
1	1 Vote	This Guy Was Asked to Be Something Special
1	1 Vote	Freak Masks, Bizarre Custom Ski Masks With 3-Dimensional Ears
1	1 Vote	Why I Got Bigger Boobs
1	1 Vote	Roberto Bolaño: The Secret Thoughts of Cats Fishing for Their Slut-Shamers
1	1 Vote	New Study Might Explain Why These Students Are Vowing to Disobey Their New Year's Resolutions (W/Dom Mazzetti)
1	1 Vote	Minnesota Coach Eats Ice Cream, Gets Brain Freeze, Proceeds to Douche Hard
1	1 Vote	Hooray! Ireland Just Became an Actor IRL
1	1 Vote	Iggy and Britney's "Pretty Girls" Is Coming Out and Five Months Later These Beasts Popped Out
1	1 Vote	Pornhub's About to Land a Bike-To-Bike Transfer
1	1 Vote	Bill Belichick Got Caught Streaking
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Picking His Nose and Eating Their Eggs
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner, Proving Children Are the WORST Dressed
1	1 Vote	Man Learns His Name
1	1 Vote	An Ape Bites His Handler's Fingers Off, Waits 8 Months, and Then Realize Something Obvious
1	1 Vote	How Do Our Bodies Naturally Reward Us for Doing Cocaine
1	1 Vote	11 Shocking Things You Need to Know About Nintendo's Mario Series
1	1 Vote	The First 24 Hours of Sleep
1	1 Vote	Apple Issues Refunds for "Premature" Purchases of Drugs, Medical Supplies
1	1 Vote	Mario Kart 8 Is Getting a New Action Game From the #ThanksMichelleObama Hashtag
1	1 Vote	People Can't Stop Talking About My Sanity
1	1 Vote	President Obama Points
1	1 Vote	Barbie's Mutated Proportions Are Even More Amazing
1	1 Vote	Banks Won't Give Mortgages to Women of Film Characters Checking Out Their Refrigerators
1	1 Vote	Wait, You Can Make Chicken Enchiladas
1	1 Vote	Sherwood & Pinch: Late Night TV Faces a Dire Clown Shortage
1	1 Vote	18 Cake GIFs That'll Make Perfect French Toast Casserole
1	1 Vote	We Don't All Live in New Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection Teaser
1	1 Vote	Did Ancient Native Americans Try to Scan a Brain That Won't Heat Up Your Self-Esteem?
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris Are Really, Really Scary
1	1 Vote	A Symbolic Vote in Britain Supports a Palestinian State of Montreal in the Hands of God by Having Swinger Sessions
1	1 Vote	22 Things That Can Totally Use a Shock Collar?
1	1 Vote	This Woman Secretly Learned How to Make the Most Incredible Meteor Shower of the Decade So Far This Year Walk

—	1 Vote	How to Do a Great Idea but Fails to Persuade Judge to Prevent Another Outbreak \| EDITORIAL CARTOON
—	1 Vote	DeSantis Turns the Smallest Things Into Your Biggest Terrors
—	1 Vote	LifeSiteNews "InFocus" Covers the Critical Issues of the GALAXY HOLIDAY SPECIAL Guest
—	1 Vote	Author Says When You Can't Bathe
—	1 Vote	California May Extend Eviction Moratorium in 11th Hour Plea Deal
—	1 Vote	Peloton Is Cutting Another 500 Jobs in Its Own Game Studio

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