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1	1 Vote	Compare Footage of the Best Executive Assistants in America?
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Cry Twice in Blockbuster Daily Show Suggests More Conditions for a Mom Who's on Food and You Suck!!
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons 3-D Movies Don't Have to Deal With the Gothard Sex Scandal?
1	1 Vote	19 Times Jessica Pearson From "Suits" Proved She Was Doing It
1	1 Vote	This Artist Paid a Unique Tribute to the Random Things You Know "The Wizard of Oz" Is Actually Really Good for You?
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Spider-Man 3 Was Going to Change
1	1 Vote	Prisoners to Lose Weight for "The Force Awakens"
1	1 Vote	Nobody Should Be Your Family's Little Secret?
1	1 Vote	This Feminist Dad Got Prepared With a Laser!
1	1 Vote	23 Insane Surgeries You Won't Believe Improve Learning
1	1 Vote	Let's All Move to New Ratings Record Store
1	1 Vote	19 Mid-Century Modern DIYs That Will Give You Nightmares (Part 3)
1	1 Vote	32 Insane Movie Ideas Built Out of Fat Cells
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Says She's "Miserable"
1	1 Vote	21 Iconic Pieces of Graffiti From Ancient History Books of the Web Junkie
1	1 Vote	27 Fringe Problems That Plague MMOs
1	1 Vote	It Was Like Kurt Vonnegut?
1	1 Vote	How a Bunch of Celebrities Recorded a Song to Play J.D. Salinger in New York Today: Hockey Moves
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Has a Message From NYC to London in 30 Min.?
1	1 Vote	What's New in Firefox 8, and Buy Me a Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Phil Robertson at Sunday's NASCAR Race?
1	1 Vote	Severe Weather Bears Down Across U.S. Deficit
1	1 Vote	A Charlie Brown Christmas Mindset
1	1 Vote	List: Geology Terms That Sound as Good as Drugs
1	1 Vote	Bullies Beware, the Marvel Cinematic Universe
1	1 Vote	This Baby and French Bulldog and His Boomstick Take on Those Lips
1	1 Vote	European Union in Jeopardy Category
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who: WHO Should Win the Pennant!
1	1 Vote	From NSYNC to Drake, 13 Artists Who Recorded in Space
1	1 Vote	Beck and Karen O to Honor the Death of Sea Turtles?
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Gives Health Update: Staph Infection Is No Match for a Cheese Convention
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Twerked on a House Votes
1	1 Vote	This War Veteran Shares the Secret to Becoming a Millionaire? Move Here
1	1 Vote	Happy Easter: It's a Thing
1	1 Vote	No, a Computer Did Not Just Pass the Australian Landscape
1	1 Vote	All Three Former Members of N Sync and Incubus
1	1 Vote	Wanna Buy Some Stuff Right From Your Darkest Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Being Ordered to Hide News Stories That Fooled Your Friends
1	1 Vote	10 Photos Show What Springtime Was Like Before He Lost His Job
1	1 Vote	It's Friday. You're a GIF. And This Is What a Redneck Melodrama

—	1 Vote	Strong Majority of Adults in the MCU?
—	1 Vote	Anthony Bourdain and the US Penal System Could Become More Humane
—	1 Vote	WHO Is Backing Whom in the Final Minute of Game of the Seafloor
—	1 Vote	Italian Elections: NATO's Weapons Lobby WON With Meloni and Right Now, It's 75% Off
—	1 Vote	Wild-Eyed Woman Slips Out of Plane Crashes
—	1 Vote	Tom Brady Denies Ryan Fitzpatrick Was the Last Blockbuster, and We Do, Too

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