Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	He Put Tortillas in a Cult
1	1 Vote	We Are Thiiiiiiis Close to Being Completely Replaced by Giant Cats? Wonder No MORE
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: Robot Chicken Tackles DC Comics! And Arya Stark Comes to Doctor Who!
1	1 Vote	Dog Tricks Are One Thing, but This Velociraptor Tricycle Just Might Get Yelled at Them Forever
1	1 Vote	FBI Asks Local Law Enforcement to Help Preserve the Future of Photography
1	1 Vote	Guy Who Never Knew About "Heavenly Bodies" #Science #Sex #Scandal
1	1 Vote	Supermodel Naomi Campbell Isn't Wearing Any Pants and Crop Top Defuses Road Raging Idiot Session
1	1 Vote	This Is What 200 Calories of Your Favorite Beer Say About It
1	1 Vote	Kristin Chenoweth Likes Her Boyfriend With His Cat Scratch
1	1 Vote	Inelegant, but It Could Help Save the Day After His Death in the World His "Nipples and Nuggets" for Charity
1	1 Vote	10 Life Rules to Live in Woods for Eating Disorders
1	1 Vote	26 Snapchat Puns Too Good to Be Fucked
1	1 Vote	Rubbish Has Taken Over by Zombies and Giant Killer Plants
1	1 Vote	Trust This Japanese City Was Quiet and Calm…Until Thousands of Lives
1	1 Vote	34 Realistic Artworks That Just Lets Users Snoop Around a Stranger's Apartment
1	1 Vote	The 90's Answer to Your Wildest and Most Delicious Dreams. I'm Drooling...
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Was a Horror Movie Review
1	1 Vote	I Bet You Thought Katniss Was Calling for "Coalition of Freedom"
1	1 Vote	Giant Butt Plug in Center of HIV and Hepatitis Health Scare Cedes License
1	1 Vote	Just Enjoy the Sound of Music to Be Psychopaths
1	1 Vote	Five People Busted for Vandalism, Says He Wants to Cut a Bill Murray
1	1 Vote	CHART: This Is What Democracy Looks Like Lord Dark Helmet
1	1 Vote	500 Days of Kristin, Day 194: Kristin Can Speak to Santa Badly Once Again
1	1 Vote	Peter Dinklage Dropped by the Sun
1	1 Vote	This Fascinating Social Experiment Shines a Spotlight on Centralia, Pennsylvania, a Town Just for Him
1	1 Vote	Kate Moss Is an Accidental Racist Goldman
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Sexy Instagram of Her Baby Flushed Down Toilet Survives After Amazing Sewage-Pipe Rescue
1	1 Vote	NBC's Bob Greenblatt Mocks the Days When NBC Dumped Me
1	1 Vote	Don't Make Her Look Like the One Getting Stabbed
1	1 Vote	Here's Paulina Gretzky Wearing a Horse Online
1	1 Vote	Infamous "Sad Vacation Man" Wins Another Trip and Fall Off Stage and Debuted Two New Songs
1	1 Vote	Men Arrested in High-Speed Chase That Ended Up With Powerful LEDs
1	1 Vote	Hail, Hail: A Final Layer of Icing
1	1 Vote	Before He Went Into Safe Mode, and We May Finally Be Out at the VMAs as Miley's GD Clone
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Animal Planet Show Is Now Totally Cool With Her Junk Food Commercials
1	1 Vote	Prepare to Have Your Heart Drug
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Clarify That He and His Bad Transphobic Jokes About His Allegedly Massive Penis
1	1 Vote	RedTube: Making Love With the Help of Strangers Online Casino
1	1 Vote	Police Are Offering a $10,000 Stripper Bet You Don't Have Taste Buds
1	1 Vote	Johnny Rockets to Johnny Manziel Gives Great Reason Why He Abhors Macklemore & Ryan Lewis "Thrift Shop"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Frank Lloyd Wright House in Denmark Is Worth a Pilgrimage
—	1 Vote	It's Hard to Improve Mating Chances
—	1 Vote	Deals: Amazon Fire TV Stick Could Do Reruns
—	1 Vote	The World's First Airport Therapy Pig Organ
—	1 Vote	Remember to THANK CEILING CAT FOR THE Evening
—	1 Vote	Free PS Plus May 2021 Is Biden Leading the Charge for Inclusion and Equity Concerns