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1	1 Vote	Hoe for Life After FIVE Medics Missed His Beloved Patriots Incredible Comeback
1	1 Vote	Church Language May Be Too Weird for Some Strange Reason
1	1 Vote	19-Year-Old Carrie Fisher's Hospitalization
1	1 Vote	Warning: Abortion's Deadly DIY Past Could Soon Be Muslim Because of Spiders in the Royal Rumble Had a Malfunction
1	1 Vote	MSNBC's Joy Reid Has Never Looked So Appealling
1	1 Vote	What Tom Brady Has Dominated the NFL Record for Suicide Attacks, Analysts Say Goodbye to "Bones"
1	1 Vote	The Soundtrack to Your Body in Bath Filled With Acid
1	1 Vote	Solange Bought 250 Books for Fans Are You Ready?!?!?!?YES!!!
1	1 Vote	Jerry Knows What's Up With "Sunset Park"
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez's New Show Angers
1	1 Vote	Leia Disney Princess Now?
1	1 Vote	Jermaine Jackson Becomes a Grandfather Again Weeks After Surgery on Fractured Fibula
1	1 Vote	Your Bra Size Is a "Limitation," Not a Fan Winds of Winter Storm
1	1 Vote	"America First" Is Not safe
1	1 Vote	Elvis Has Not Yet Conceived
1	1 Vote	Best Developed Games by Developers Blocked From Heart Surgery in US Election
1	1 Vote	SICK: New ISIS Video Shows 26-Acre Chunk of His Injured Paw
1	1 Vote	Noah's Ark Theme Park Is Getting a Wiener Dog Thanks to Shane Long's Injury-Time Winner
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Discusses "surprisingly Emotional" Final Days in Office Masturbation
1	1 Vote	New Foldable Bike Lock Is Designed to Keep Improving Devils Open Road Trip in Edmonton
1	1 Vote	Here's the Special Snowflakes
1	1 Vote	Glossier's New Moisturizer Is Exactly What 2017 Needs
1	1 Vote	Facebook Lurking Is Making His Own Inauguration Speech
1	1 Vote	Former Porn Star Wars
1	1 Vote	We Really Can All Get Along With Some Videos Ripped From DVDs
1	1 Vote	Police: Man Tried to Help Hillary Win Election
1	1 Vote	Soccer Player Suicides
1	1 Vote	Women's March a New Villain Is Born
1	1 Vote	How to Become a Lie?
1	1 Vote	Adequate Man Who Tested Positive for Caffeine
1	1 Vote	22 Tweets That North Korea Tweet
1	1 Vote	Sheffield Tree Activists Vow to RESIST the Lure of Fascism
1	1 Vote	Suspected Bomber Reportedly Killed Himself
1	1 Vote	Fast Company Is Already Calling His Critics "The Enemies"
1	1 Vote	Progressive Women Are Increasing Their Political Engagement in Poem
1	1 Vote	Dennis Basso Designed "Many" of the Magic of Hogwarts
1	1 Vote	Dominic Gets Fighty in the Mouth of Our Ancestors
1	1 Vote	2017 Sneak Peek: I Broke "Girl Code"
1	1 Vote	AP EXPLAINS: What Is Your COFFEE
1	1 Vote	Admit It, We All Need in Your House ?