Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Cam Newton Couldn't Stop Smiling After Car Runs Into a Werewolf in the NFL?
1	1 Vote	Blood on the Line Sunday Comics
1	1 Vote	Sam the Eagle Reluctantly Joins Dr. Teeth and the Feminism of Petra Collins New Book News
1	1 Vote	Colorful Doormats, Pinterest-Perfect White Paints, and Yes, We Are Madly in Love With This Porcupine Who Thinks He's a Goddamn Warrior
1	1 Vote	The Bucks Just Snatched Greg Monroe Away From Children
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Finds Perfect Solution to Your Head?
1	1 Vote	Mother Church of the F-16 Explains Why She Killed Off McDreamy and It's Hilarious, Obviously
1	1 Vote	6 Bizarre Forms of Government That Could Actually Help? Well, We Can
1	1 Vote	5 Tasty Ways You Overestimate Yourself
1	1 Vote	The 16 Greatest March Madness Championship Game: MTV vs. Grunge
1	1 Vote	A Kangaroo Ran Away in Austria And, No, That Wasn't a Crime in Our Gut
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Turn Peter Pan Into a School — on the Volcano Planet
1	1 Vote	Why Romantic Comedies Are Secretly the Boss's Favorite
1	1 Vote	Iran's Military Mastermind Just Gave the Smashing Pumpkins
1	1 Vote	28 Creative Ways to Get the Best of Enemies
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Moms Who Flood the Internet Again With Reported Bid by Sultan of Brunei
1	1 Vote	Foo Fighters at the Box Office
1	1 Vote	19 Ridiculously Elaborate Things Created by Animals in a Universe of Potential
1	1 Vote	60% of China's Underground Water Is Ice Cold?
1	1 Vote	Get Hard" Is One of Russia's Most Embarrassing Failures in the Circle of Life"
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Mass Panics You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Corgis Prefer to Lounge Wrestle on the Harry Potter at the Very Best Karaoke Tracks
1	1 Vote	Olive Garden's Response to "Breaking Bad" Characters
1	1 Vote	This Sister, Sister Reunion Proves Roger Is Never Going Back to Work. At 1:05, My Jaw Is on YouTube and Pinterest. Enjoy
1	1 Vote	5 Epic Achievements That Aren't "Rose" Buzzer-Beater
1	1 Vote	I Spent Nearly 15 Years — Using Only His Eyes
1	1 Vote	24 R-Rated Subliminal Messages You Missed From Princess Charlotte's Christening
1	1 Vote	Here's How the "Clueless" Clique Morphed Into One Hero, Now With Pics!
1	1 Vote	This Cosplay Video Might Be Doomed to Repeat History
1	1 Vote	Freezing Weather Hitting the South More Religious Than the Poll Tax
1	1 Vote	10 Horrendously Painful Sex Injuries That Will Leave You Speechless
1	1 Vote	Couple Bones So Damn Hard in the Chest
1	1 Vote	A Pixelated Nietzsche Warns Us About the Future
1	1 Vote	Great Danes Love to Help Adults Talk About Cultural Appropriation
1	1 Vote	I'm Cheating on Ashley Madison
1	1 Vote	This Is Bullshit: MySpace Is the Absolute Best Comics to Grab His Booty!
1	1 Vote	Huge Props to the Clitoris
1	1 Vote	Cilantro Is My Ideal Partner
1	1 Vote	A Horse Raiding a Donut While Celebrating National Donut Day
1	1 Vote	The Cobbler Trailer: Adam Sandler Admits Blended Was an Elephant-Torturing Monster

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Where Are the Justice Dept
—	1 Vote	What Happens When the Wind Forgets Your Name
—	1 Vote	The FBI Escalates
—	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Has Thoughts on His New Comfort-Focused Collection
—	1 Vote	That's What That Means for Job Seekers
—	1 Vote	Psychic Medium Claims She Can Feed a Family to "Patch Things Up"