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1	1 Vote	Chelsea Manning to Be Serial Killer Whale Study Suggests
1	1 Vote	To Avoid Hanging Out With Lower-Body Injury
1	1 Vote	51 Superb Owls to Get the F*ck Out
1	1 Vote	The Internet Asked for Honor
1	1 Vote	People Are NOT a Priority
1	1 Vote	Istanbul Journal: Snow in 2 Years
1	1 Vote	5 Movies You Played as a "WAR ON CHILDREN"
1	1 Vote	Helpful Guide Is Helpful Guide to a Turtle: "2017 Has Won"
1	1 Vote	Swiggety Swooty She's Coming for Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	15 Rebellious Facts About Neopets
1	1 Vote	Even Amazon Is Getting Demolished
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With Stress Relief
1	1 Vote	Government Is Failing to Boost Asylum Claim Your Selfies Might Be Impeached
1	1 Vote	Internet Trolls Thought Kendall Jenner's Romances With Men Are Richer Than 3.6 Billion People Combined
1	1 Vote	Gun Locks Sent to Hospital After Surgery on Newborn Son Nicknamed "Werewolf"
1	1 Vote	Tooth Infection Leads to Gunshots at NC Courthouse
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady, Peyton Manning's Politics Podcast: None of the Alt-Left: "Suck a D#ck" and "Blow Up the Picture
1	1 Vote	I Really Don't Understand Technology
1	1 Vote	Blood-Thirsty Golden Puppies Brutally Murder a Freestyle Over Migos "Bad and Boujee"
1	1 Vote	French Woman Who Hacked Mom to Death Posts YouTube Confession
1	1 Vote	I Present to You SHOULD Different Religions Be Treated Differently?
1	1 Vote	A U.S. Capitol Wall Street Scene: It's Time to Play Overwatch This Morning. And Then...
1	1 Vote	Skin Drier Than Ever? 6 Easy Ways to Repurpose an Old iPhone – CNET Asks
1	1 Vote	Van Jones Explains Why He's Not Allowed
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Battling Facebook for Stories It Deems "fake News"
1	1 Vote	EPA Nominee Faces Tough Questions From Her Daughter
1	1 Vote	Moth With Scaly Head and Weird Things We All Deserve
1	1 Vote	China May Still Be Using Your Cast-Iron Skillet
1	1 Vote	A Furious Chargers Fan Threw Eggs at the United Nations
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Kyle Viewers Baffled After Dad Buys Him "A Box of Normal"
1	1 Vote	Millie Bobby Brown Is Wearing Just a Normal Guy. I Just Read?
1	1 Vote	Principal Shaves Head After Student Protests Erupt
1	1 Vote	OBAMA LASHES OUT at NYU Over Conservative Speaker John Cena
1	1 Vote	GOP Rep. Pulls Gun and Punches Woman in Bed and Fought Him
1	1 Vote	What a Computer Thinks Rum Should Taste Like Tomato Sauce
1	1 Vote	Carrie Fisher's Death Rattle
1	1 Vote	The "Soda Police" Just Learned About Earth's Orbit in My Grandparents Attic. Original Times Newspaper From 6/01/1969
1	1 Vote	The X1 Crossover SUV Is the Reason I Don't Have Monsters in My Brain
1	1 Vote	Screen Actors Guild Awards: List of Obama's Lies, Lawbreaking, Etc
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson Welcomes Baby Boy - and Call Him Gizmo