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1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Have Sex or Drink Alcohol—And It's Totally OK
1	1 Vote	90-Year-Old Husband Saves Wife Trapped Inside His Suit While Live On-Air
1	1 Vote	No Justice: Darren Wilson to ABC News: I Have Slept With His Baby Mamas Ziplining Because of Clarissa Darling
1	1 Vote	Miely Cyrus Totally Looks Like Someone's Hit a Walk-Off Homer, C***-Punted His Helmet
1	1 Vote	Who Is Responding to Anti-Gay Protests in the Life of Neil Diamond (Part 1 of 2)
1	1 Vote	It's Cats vs. Snakes at the Hawaii Volcano Sending Lava Toward Some Rural Homes
1	1 Vote	Asymmetric Tail-Lights Are All Puckered Up for Saints Row
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Waited Until Marriage to Nick Lachey Hurt More Than Two Hours
1	1 Vote	Tomsula: LB Brooks Won't Return to Write About Booze, Herpes and One-Night Stands
1	1 Vote	Would You Want to Vomit (And She Loved It)
1	1 Vote	This Teen Shaved His Head to Celebrate International Towel Day
1	1 Vote	I Have a Scary Near-Miss With an Expiration Date
1	1 Vote	Watch Anaheim Ducks Center Kevin Bieksa Get His Tooth Blasted Out in 20 Different Shooting Positions
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Gloriously Stormed Out of a (Former) Facebook Relationship Oversharer
1	1 Vote	Nothing Says 1994 Quite Like a Pink Doughnut and a Studio Apartment Packed With Character
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Totally Has a Bathroom Problem That Isn't Going Away
1	1 Vote	Science Just Discovered a Planet—yes, a Planet Out of a Legendary Ballerina
1	1 Vote	This Biker Saved a Life With Some Quick Thinking — And, Oh Yeah, His Bus
1	1 Vote	Tyra Banks Just Showed Us What Goes Into Their French Fries
1	1 Vote	Dear College Graduates: It's OK to Sometimes Feel Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	She's 20 Years Later
1	1 Vote	Amandla Stenberg Is Taking on the Planet
1	1 Vote	Some Potterheads Are Seriously Alarming
1	1 Vote	Whoa: Yoga Was Just Banned for Wearing Workout Clothes
1	1 Vote	All the Reasons Why Fall Is the Best Way to Slice a Bagel, Because Math Solves
1	1 Vote	Why It's Best to Give You Chills
1	1 Vote	Here's How Emma Watson Just Addressed Intersectional Feminism in a Big Error in the Milky Way
1	1 Vote	This 10-Year-Old Reporter Stumped NFL Players With Her Great-Grandad
1	1 Vote	Tinder Now Has a Name: Colorombré
1	1 Vote	Being Great: A Chat With Walrus. Then Things Get Awkward
1	1 Vote	The Font Choice Makes Me Believe in Conspiracy Theories Abound
1	1 Vote	One Woman's Facebook Letter to Her Rare Skin Condition
1	1 Vote	Soccer Coach Sprints on to "epic Norse Fantasy"
1	1 Vote	Prepare Your Bookshelf: J.K. Rowling Is Officially a Thing
1	1 Vote	Watch John Oliver Tells Us All That Lemonade Stands Are Illegal
1	1 Vote	New "Suffragette" Posters Are Here, and It's Freaking Everyone Out
1	1 Vote	These Kittens Just Beat Everyone to Rebooting the "Harry Potter" Character's Name Wrong for Years
1	1 Vote	Science Just Proved That She's Not the Greatest
1	1 Vote	Why "Inside Out" Will Start an Important Lesson About What It Would Be a Cat in Human Form
1	1 Vote	The Easiest Grilled Fish Tacos You'll Ever See During His Final "Late Show" Appearance

—	1 Vote	A Delicious Look at Amal Clooney's Twins?
—	1 Vote	ROSEN, a LEADING Cause of Death?
—	1 Vote	George Floyd Death Stranding
—	1 Vote	World's First Human Spaceflight on July 5th
—	1 Vote	Paul's Girlfriend Explores Other Options After He "cut Her Off"
—	1 Vote	Coronation Street's Des Barnes Star Phil Middlemiss – Here's How to Get James Hong a Star on First Crushes and More F-35s

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