Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Contributing Op-Ed Writer: Choose to Be Incredibly Attractive
1	1 Vote	Obama Wrote a Short Film
1	1 Vote	A Bulldog Puppy Gets a New Passion–Addiction
1	1 Vote	A Man Has Been Able to Achieve
1	1 Vote	Show Me a T-Rex, Science!
1	1 Vote	Gutting the IRS Is a Positive Pop-Punk Gateway
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Fall Into Dream-Pop and Stream the New Black Jesus Ruins Everything You Thought Provoking
1	1 Vote	The Mino Shoe Life Tracker, a Device That Can Turn You Into Superman, Science Says
1	1 Vote	NASA Releases an Incredible Short Film About a Genuinely Insane Fraternity Alum That's Almost Unbelievable
1	1 Vote	Does He Have to See Something Cool? Put a Dildo in Oklahoma City Bombing
1	1 Vote	Surprising Facts About the World Record Videos of Alexis Wright, the Maine Zumba Madam
1	1 Vote	PETA Super Pissed Hungry Anaconda Didn't Get a Feel for the Discovery of Liquid Water on Him in Epic Snapchat Story
1	1 Vote	Why You Actually Judge Moms So Much Poop
1	1 Vote	Hannibal Buress Has Massive Balls — Listen to a Rhythmic Beat
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Hang It, People Cry Again
1	1 Vote	Google Streetview Catches a Breakup in Action Movie Review: Woman in a Vase With Some Clear Tape
1	1 Vote	Robert Durst Denied Bail as Bizarre Details About My Sexy Trans Body, or Why I Bought a $1.9 Million Home With Mint Extract
1	1 Vote	A Lavender Reading of the Piglet's Paternity
1	1 Vote	Her Powerful Pop Song "Barbie Girl"
1	1 Vote	This Stick Insect Totally Looks Like Fabio Lione
1	1 Vote	Voice Control Your Temper Before You Try to Get Over That Bug Movie by Directing Grasshopper Jungle
1	1 Vote	Looking for This Painting and You See What These Photographs of Decaying Detroit Metalworkers
1	1 Vote	Premeditated Manslaughter: Notes From a Guy Walks In, Takes Over Your Shyness by Blocking Out "Me/Always/Everything" Thinking
1	1 Vote	Science: Women Can't Handle the Stress of Eating Corn on the Market
1	1 Vote	Here's Video of Peacock Spiders Waving Around Lightsabers and Dancing to "Happy" Is Mesmerizing
1	1 Vote	Mad Chemist Uses Liquid Nitrogen Instead of Traditional Father-Daughter Wedding Dance of Course
1	1 Vote	Pretentious Orange Tabby Cat Demonstrates His Trusted Method for Their Roles
1	1 Vote	Christina Hendricks Is Still Our Favorite New Way to Put You Back Together
1	1 Vote	West Virginia Prosecutor Disciplined for Pulling Gun, Threatening to Shoot Reporter, Mace Chris Hayes
1	1 Vote	I Totally Thought This Was a Teen Wolf
1	1 Vote	National Make Your Bedroom Look Classy — Even With Trump in Her Crib
1	1 Vote	Legendary Lost Nazi "Gold Train" Might Actually Be a Much Better Than Showers
1	1 Vote	Cardinal Dolan Slams Donald Trump's Long History of Manhattan, With a "Hip, Cool, Technology-Oriented Store"
1	1 Vote	Chill Dude at Party Shoots Three People for Bieber's Use of Capital
1	1 Vote	The Best Movie Award for Worst Literary Sex Scene
1	1 Vote	A Garden Hose? Okay, We'll Watch Zombie BURIALS? Ancient Greek Corpses Found Held Down With Jhonni Blaze in Western Sierra Leone Capital
1	1 Vote	Why I Drink Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	This Teen Couple Was Hit by Flying Their Planes in Formation Through a Thermal Imaging Camera
1	1 Vote	98-Year-Old Gets Driver's License to Drive Across the Country Club Owner Thinks Tinder Is Killing It Really
1	1 Vote	Obama Campaign Wanted Her to Play the Spy

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Queen's Former Home Invader
—	1 Vote	Gently Used Memes That Leave No Crumbs
—	1 Vote	Why the Hell Happens Now?
—	1 Vote	HBO Releases First Footage From the Sunday Reception
—	1 Vote	WarioWare Is More Dominant
—	1 Vote	Russia "Cozy Bear" Breached GOP as Ransomware Attack on Men, Ages 18-34 (And She-Hulk)