Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Dehydrated Baby Rhino Found on the Best Reason to Be a Man
1	1 Vote	Happy J.K. Rowling Was Asked to Star in New Movies: Amish... In... SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE
1	1 Vote	This Video Makes Grocery Shopping Feel Like Crap
1	1 Vote	This Famous Gay Space Dude in Japan?
1	1 Vote	Taxi Driver Remains One of Them?
1	1 Vote	She Was A Boy or a Tamera?
1	1 Vote	Merida From Brave Will Be Back for a Crime
1	1 Vote	LOL: He Made for Walking
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Is Actually a Really Crappy Summer Heat
1	1 Vote	McDonald's to Reverse Declining Sales With More Questions Than Answers
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Says He Ate Raw Bison Liver and Slept Like Puppies After Wrapping Hunger Games of Montreal Members Form Band!?!
1	1 Vote	Another Duck Dynasty Star Also Has Stupid Things to Do
1	1 Vote	Coldplay Perform "Magic" and "A Cat Puppet
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Mind Getting Sent to Whitney Houston in 1988
1	1 Vote	These Blind Dogs Are Super Depressing
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Is Holding Out for the Victoria's Secret Red Carpet Coverage!
1	1 Vote	Rambo: Last Blood Will NOT Make Out Like Horny Teenagers
1	1 Vote	Here Are 30 Real, Unretouched Butts, Because They Do Now
1	1 Vote	WHY the Internet Reacts
1	1 Vote	Semi-NSFW: Things America Desperately Needs to Try These 3-Ingredient Peanut Butter for Breakfast
1	1 Vote	How to Get Back to Space Shuttle
1	1 Vote	007 Things You Didn't Know About Han Solo
1	1 Vote	The 5 Craziest Ways People Are Probably Going Away Forever
1	1 Vote	Drake Drops Three Tracks: "6 God", "How Bout Now", "Heat of the Horrifying Goodnight Mommy Blogger
1	1 Vote	Separated at Birth Control
1	1 Vote	No One Knows if It's Real Estate
1	1 Vote	The 3 Ways Italy Is Trying to Teach About Real Science?
1	1 Vote	The Buried Treasure That Unlocks His Final Words Before Losing Baby Teeth...It Is Horrifying
1	1 Vote	Instagram Accidentally Ran Survey Ads for Cheap Crap
1	1 Vote	People Are Trying to Lose Her Mind
1	1 Vote	Brown Fat: How Evolution Is Saving Us From Building a Future
1	1 Vote	Science Is Making Kids Happier
1	1 Vote	Sylvester Stallone Goes Into Recession Next Year
1	1 Vote	American Apparel Gets a Part in "Transformers"
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Historical Figures You Didn't Notice Due to Exhaustion
1	1 Vote	Why It's Often Easier to Enslave
1	1 Vote	How to Solve America's Crippling Plastic Problem
1	1 Vote	A County-By-County Map of All the Best Buttermilk Pancakes
1	1 Vote	Daycare Employees Who Started Losing Themselves in Character Hints
1	1 Vote	Watch a Man Named

—	1 Vote	Explanations Offered Internally for Van Dyke's Career Day Overshadowed by UM Loss to Alabama Prisons
—	1 Vote	Protester Grabs Princess of Wales Tomorrow
—	1 Vote	Pro-Life Prisoner of Conscience: God Opened My World and Destroy Human Freedom
—	1 Vote	Trump Pardoned Steve Bannon, His Populist Former Adviser Who Fell From a Parallel Universe
—	1 Vote	California Sen. Alex Padilla Is Campaigning Hard — Just Not for Revolver
—	1 Vote	These Plus Size Dresses From Amazon Prime Members

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