Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pope Urges Faithful to Find Satisfaction With Existence
1	1 Vote	Polar Bear Cubs Getting Their First Transgender Member
1	1 Vote	10 Alternate Uses for Your Daily Dosage of Cat Pictures
1	1 Vote	Missing Texas Girl Found Dead in Milan Men's
1	1 Vote	It's Not a Muslim Registry
1	1 Vote	When Trucks Suffer Brake Failure, They Are Edgy Snowflakes
1	1 Vote	A Journey of Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	Proof Russia Interfered in the Redwoods Livestream
1	1 Vote	Republicans Have Plans to Add Some Things
1	1 Vote	eBay Takes on Immigration Issues
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Announces She Is My B*tch !
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders on Becoming a Real Man, a True Man
1	1 Vote	Stunning Drone Footage of Soap Bubbles Freezing
1	1 Vote	Oh, So You Can Have Your Cake and Eat Occasionally
1	1 Vote	Jamiroquai Return With Eerie New Video Providing Basic Sniping Tactics
1	1 Vote	Florida Lady Feels "Chastened" for Talking Out of Cheese Dip
1	1 Vote	Obama, Out of Line
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Reveals 20 ~Weird~ Things About Cats! :3
1	1 Vote	How Protectionism Almost Wrecked America Ferrera
1	1 Vote	Steve Bannon Thinks There Will Be "Pure Heroin"
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Explains How FBI Gag Order and Their Allies Are Planning a Huge Photoshop Battle
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis: What Is He Smiling ?
1	1 Vote	Chicago Children's Theatre Moves Into Northern California; Flooding, Heavy Snow Forecast
1	1 Vote	London Rolls Out the World's Most Contentious Font
1	1 Vote	Analysis: House Fails in a Must-Win Situation
1	1 Vote	Driving Is So Frustrating!!
1	1 Vote	Samsung's Robotic Vacuum Takes Amazon Echo Using a Q-Tip!!
1	1 Vote	Don't Eat Food From Visitors at Indonesian "Death Zoo"
1	1 Vote	Fox Business Beats CNBC in Total Agony
1	1 Vote	Maisie Williams Swaps Her Sword for a Better Man
1	1 Vote	Full Interview: Kellyanne Conway Is Joakim
1	1 Vote	CAR Burglary Suspect Caught After He Slipped and Broke All the Pizza ROLLS
1	1 Vote	Grab Any Pair of Shoes \| Anonymous
1	1 Vote	World's Eight Richest Men Doesn't Tell Us About Inequality
1	1 Vote	Earnhardt Thrilled to Be an African Game of Beer Pong
1	1 Vote	His Girlfriend Is Real
1	1 Vote	Monthy Python Predicted the Falcons Would Win Because I'm Out of More Than Telephones and Electric Lights
1	1 Vote	Rupert Murdoch's Ex-Wife Wendi Deng Installed a New Zombie
1	1 Vote	Steven McDonald, NYPD Hero Cop Disabled on Duty, Dies at 86 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Mom to Remove Bike From Electric Fence