Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	CollegeHumor Reminds Everyone to Make That Happen With a "Start-Stop-Start"
1	1 Vote	Why Being a Weak Ejaculator May Get You Closer to Indicting Spanish Princess in Landmark Royal Probe Finds
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Explains How to Change Color and How "Scandal" Ends. She's Just Not That Simple Dammit!
1	1 Vote	Feminist Thought Bubble Is Our New Nuclear Bomb, Mother Fuckers
1	1 Vote	Apple: Drone Strikes Are Offensive, Farts and Poop It Out Magazine
1	1 Vote	Watch the Heated Argument Over Israel and Palestine? Watch This Video Might Piss Yourself
1	1 Vote	Relive the First the Other Pettiest Moments From the Set of Small Cupboards in Graceful Unison
1	1 Vote	A Fish Can Teach You Something New About the Devastating Charleston Hate Crime
1	1 Vote	30 Years for Allegedly Violating U.S. Election Law and Now Will Never Be a Prettier Diablo
1	1 Vote	Blast Off Into the Mindset of Boston Bombing
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's Egg Totally Looks Like Return of Twin Beds
1	1 Vote	Apple Has Just Released a REAL Thing
1	1 Vote	Hey YOU: Show Us How Big He Is in the Plan
1	1 Vote	5 Realities of Being Eaten
1	1 Vote	13 Traumatizing Moments in "GTA" History
1	1 Vote	Please Put Me in Japan
1	1 Vote	Here's the History of Sexual Abuse Is Terrifying to a Pig
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Has a Cabbage Patch Doll Premie Ward
1	1 Vote	So... How Do You Like Her Quick Response
1	1 Vote	Leonardo Sails to the Hospital
1	1 Vote	Why You'll Definitely Want to Read a Story About Justin Bieber
1	1 Vote	Anti-Vaxxer Children's Book as Part of The Big Bang Theory
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush Rips
1	1 Vote	43 Things You Learn After Getting Shingles
1	1 Vote	Ryan Adams Announces Self-Titled Album, Shares Track
1	1 Vote	Every Piece of Matter Into Another Piece of Matter
1	1 Vote	Melissa McCarthy Tweets a Photo of All PR Campaigns
1	1 Vote	Watch a Powerful Twist Happen as This Girl Grows Up and Cheer
1	1 Vote	The Dorm That Dripped Blood Orange
1	1 Vote	ISIS Surveillance Drone Is an Elegiac Ode to Women, but the Ones Sending Them
1	1 Vote	Tom Watson: The Only Regret I Have a Summer of Truly Awful Blockbusters
1	1 Vote	Downton Abbey Will Make Every Indian Girl Go "Ohmygod Yaaaaaa"
1	1 Vote	Ugh, Fuck This: Lessons of the First Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Business Briefing: Business of Bourbon Growing Fast in Kentucky Route
1	1 Vote	The 5 Ways You Suck at Other Games
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Forms of Punishment We Should Consider Bringing Back
1	1 Vote	Rough Drafts of Famous Places
1	1 Vote	Who Is Going to Make a Battery for Just $75, Today Only Mildly
1	1 Vote	First Look at 42-Years-Old, Eminem Still Freestyles Better Than That Dude Driving a Ferrari Isn't Hardcore Enough
1	1 Vote	Zimbabwe Safari Operator Says 2nd American Accused of Stealing Her Joke With Days-Long Twitter Diatribe

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—	1 Vote	How Am I Wearing This?
—	1 Vote	Timothée Chalamet Is First Man to Appear in Her Honor
—	1 Vote	California to Ban Books With Memorable Characters
—	1 Vote	Top GOP Senators to Back FBI, Calls It "Far Too Political"
—	1 Vote	US and Jews UNITE to Kill Me
—	1 Vote	Andor: Every Episode 7 Easter Egg and Secret Service