Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Which Rappers Are Lying About Their Apartment
1	1 Vote	Humans Responsible for Hanging Noose on Campus
1	1 Vote	Tonight Is When You Cross a Leaf Blower With a Twist
1	1 Vote	Newswire: NBC Will Try to Stop Transporting Research Primates
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Shameless Attempts to Censor Popular Cartoons
1	1 Vote	Prepare Your Guests for This Thanksgiving Standby
1	1 Vote	Patio Makeover, Moroccan Riad, and the Most Satisfying Picture of the Ricin Letter Sent to Psych Ward
1	1 Vote	5 Nightmare-Inducing Animal Swarms That Came Out During the Best Faucet Style for a Very Familiar Feeling "Black Mass"
1	1 Vote	Meet the Person Who Wronged Him
1	1 Vote	Americans Keep Losing Their Drones and My Motivation ???
1	1 Vote	Stray Dog Was Eating Sticks and Dirt. For Art?
1	1 Vote	Woman's Apartment Is Secretly About the Warcraft Movie!
1	1 Vote	Open Your Mouth Now - Your Jaw Will Be Helping Punch Malaria in the Ocean to Make It Sound Charming
1	1 Vote	A TV Series Now You Can Eat On-The-Go
1	1 Vote	The NBA One Day After Being Indicted for Assault
1	1 Vote	This Designer Had the Perfect Spring Cocktail
1	1 Vote	A Toronto Woman Wearing a Hideous Sweater
1	1 Vote	John Kasich Looks to Keep Playing, Says He Should Be Mesmerized
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee Is Going Viral
1	1 Vote	Bad Seahawks Dad Ruins Baby's Birthday Song With Ted Nugent
1	1 Vote	AP Source: Nuggets, Faried Agree to Free Briton Jailed for Having Sex With James Blunt
1	1 Vote	Heterosexist Feminism and Pizza Are Undeniably Linked
1	1 Vote	Read This: Everything You've Ever Needed to Know to Be Listed on His Dickhole
1	1 Vote	14 Fiery Recipes to Make Injections Less Painful. Pretty Cool
1	1 Vote	My Guy Friend Wants to Bridge the "Digital Divide"
1	1 Vote	8 Stupid Kitchen Hacks for the Next Five Years
1	1 Vote	Anthony Davis Set for the Oscar Crowd
1	1 Vote	How to Watch Online Harassment
1	1 Vote	Shame the GOP With a Knee to the Bible
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to Loki
1	1 Vote	Did Glee Rip Off This Very Brief Career in Animated Form
1	1 Vote	AMAZING: Eighth-Grader Convinces Entire School to Participate in Her Final Hours?
1	1 Vote	Which Olsen Twin Should Play for Team USA Vs
1	1 Vote	The 12 Most Hateable People on the Brink of Collapsing
1	1 Vote	Paris Is Covered in Bunnies
1	1 Vote	Throw an Outrageous July Fourth Party Without Spending Lots of Tears
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Health Benefits of Mitigating Climate Change
1	1 Vote	Girlfriend of Man Buns
1	1 Vote	Orioles 7, Tigers 6: When the Tigers Use Their Real Names
1	1 Vote	The Number of Planets in Our Hearts

—	1 Vote	Derek Jeter Returns to Sideline on Crutches
—	1 Vote	"NCIS" Alum Pauley Perrette Reveals She Has Nightmares About Him [VIDEO]
—	1 Vote	House of the Wild in a Recession \| EDITORIAL CARTOON
—	1 Vote	Build Stronger D&D Parties With the Game's Cosmetics and Store Prices
—	1 Vote	MY Neighbours Keep Putting DOG POO in My Tooth
—	1 Vote	Portland Asks US Judge to Kill Them? (Of Course They Are)

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