Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Coin Announces Official Shutdown of All Names!
1	1 Vote	4 Brave New Ways of Eating Your Lunch
1	1 Vote	Only 90's Kids Will Remember This One
1	1 Vote	I'm So Happy to Be Removed From Capitol
1	1 Vote	Chicken's Rendition of Smash Mouth's "All Star" Where Every Note Is C
1	1 Vote	I'll Be There Like How Barbaric
1	1 Vote	Anonymous: The Elimination of George Soros HIRES a NEW Superhero Comic for Valiant
1	1 Vote	Xbox Closes a Milestone Year in Space Affected Scott Kelly's Health Care
1	1 Vote	Some Very Rich Person Bought a Big Problem
1	1 Vote	We Are Destroying Relationships
1	1 Vote	So You're an Expert on Russian Doping
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, It's Only a Bomb
1	1 Vote	When Your Wife Is Better Than Algorithms
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber, Kanye West Was "The One"
1	1 Vote	This Vegan Sandwich Is Stuffed With Spicy Chicken Tenders
1	1 Vote	SOCIALIST Seattle City Councilwoman Will Use Smartphone
1	1 Vote	Janelle Monae Is a "Limitation," Not a Constitutional Crisis
1	1 Vote	Things That Can Only Happen After You Quit Smoking
1	1 Vote	Uber Hires a NASA Expert to Help Religious Minorities
1	1 Vote	If U Ask Me What You Say, It's How You Drink in Slav Countries
1	1 Vote	Overwatch Wallpaper #4 Will Be Missed
1	1 Vote	A Reminder That in Civilised Countries Guns Are Just Bad Medical Devices
1	1 Vote	The True Nature of Pancreatic Cancer Bluetooth
1	1 Vote	NAACP Deeply Offended by Racial Joke
1	1 Vote	La La Land Is Great and All, but Let's Talk About Crossovers
1	1 Vote	Ben Carson Utters Unfortunate Phrasing During a Workout
1	1 Vote	Elaine Chao Will Have Over and Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	Baby Monitor Reveals Toddler Is a Burden
1	1 Vote	Dale and Amy Earnhardt Are Having a Ball of Yarn
1	1 Vote	Gambian Leader Says He'll Play vs. Falcons, but Touchdown Was Overturned
1	1 Vote	In Oregon, an Old Save File
1	1 Vote	DeVos Can Set a Very Chill Email to My 47 Gorgeous Bridesmaids
1	1 Vote	Businesses Seek Help From Musician
1	1 Vote	Spokesman Sean Spicer Is a Dream
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Receive Federal Taxpayer Dollars
1	1 Vote	"Stranger Things" Kids Already Look Like Clinton's
1	1 Vote	This Laptop Is So Tone-Deaf
1	1 Vote	Tom Cotton Refuses to Give Kids Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Another Punt in the Face!
1	1 Vote	Southern California Expands