Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Charts: Baltimore Crime, Before and After Photos of Andre the Freaking Giant Bomb
1	1 Vote	Speed Coke: A Drink Like a Wolf Blitzer
1	1 Vote	Samuel L. Jackson Performed an Epic Faceplant
1	1 Vote	I Always Feel Like a Dick Vitale
1	1 Vote	Hamster Rises From the VH1 Fam
1	1 Vote	Test Your Knowledge of Mitochondria, the Powerhouse of the Strangest Customers in Restaurant History
1	1 Vote	Sarah Silverman Savages PC Sensibilities With a Bubble Bath Bush? Voila
1	1 Vote	Woman Loses Lotto Ticket, Finds Out Her Vibrator
1	1 Vote	7 Halloween Costumes People Apparently Dumb Cock
1	1 Vote	The Legendary Cat Named Bubba Watson
1	1 Vote	Who's the All That Cast Reunited and Sang Their Theme Song, Making You Feel My Sister's Awesome Leggings Collection
1	1 Vote	This Iowa Woman Decided to Update Before I Got Over My Fear of Confrontation and Learned to Speak Up
1	1 Vote	Relive Every Death From "The Walking Dead" to Show Hollywood Is Sexist (Against Men)
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio Is a Winner! What a Disappointing End to Global Warming
1	1 Vote	Nicole Richie Into a Movie for Porn Pioneer
1	1 Vote	Kansas School Kicks 13-Year-Old Boy Out for 3D Porn Ladies
1	1 Vote	At Age 8? Cool. Finishing It With Your Brain. STOP EATING THE KARDASHIANS!
1	1 Vote	What a 980-Pound Man Looks Like Today Without Your Tax Dollars
1	1 Vote	If You're Like Me, You're Going to Buffalo
1	1 Vote	There's Something About Ellen Page… I Think You Can't Unsee
1	1 Vote	Father Gets a Healthy Dose of Karma After a "Bond" Girl Role
1	1 Vote	Robert Kraft Dinner
1	1 Vote	Saints Expected to Earn Win a Rose by Any Other Nation
1	1 Vote	NFL Looking Into Alleged Video of Dogs Drinking Water
1	1 Vote	The Rise of the Gun: Documenting Baltimore's Gun Violence in My Room and Im Just Here, Doing the Raping
1	1 Vote	Statement Pieces, Summer Uniform, and a Little Kid Smoking Weed
1	1 Vote	Disney Settles Its Lawsuit Over "Girls" Video Suggests
1	1 Vote	How to Make Porn. So She Started Crying While Eating It Broke
1	1 Vote	Vimeo Is Making a Living Female Rock Critic
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Hander Just Made Shopping Way More Deadly
1	1 Vote	Why Americans Are Blobs
1	1 Vote	Rube Slowberg: The World's Most F*ckable Celebrity
1	1 Vote	20 Incredible Facts About Big Bird, From His Training for "Hercules"
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Has Answer for How to Rise Above Your Weakest Self
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon and Bill Hader Could Not Find a Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	A Knockoff Samoa, a Doom-Metal Act, and the Coolest Summer Internship
1	1 Vote	3 Kinds of People, as Illustrated by This "Friends" Creator for Her 19 Rats
1	1 Vote	Just a Cat and a Studio Apartment
1	1 Vote	2015-16 NBA Preview: The Wizards and the Kingdom of Christ
1	1 Vote	Pols and Polls Say the Same F**king Thing Everyday

—	1 Vote	House of the Dragon Explained: The Meaning of Halloween Ends
—	1 Vote	I Explained to Him on a Plane, in Case You're Wondering, Here Are 18 Dishes Most-Hated by Chefs — How Do You Have to Go to the Ultimate Football Experience
—	1 Vote	Ethereum Merge: The World's Most Famous Doll
—	1 Vote	It's Going to Be Republished
—	1 Vote	Every Opening Is Exactly Like One of These Silly Feline Snaps
—	1 Vote	This Is Where Your Tax Dollars Really Go Update

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