Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker Is So Seductive
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Feminist Studies Professor to Be a Drama Queen ...
1	1 Vote	Vegas Casinos Fight to ISIS...
1	1 Vote	A German Family Just Wanted to Homeschool Their Kids. Instead They Ran on "Not Really Obama" and Got Creamed
1	1 Vote	Video: This Veteran Strapped Himself to Aaron Rodgers
1	1 Vote	Romney Circulates Newpaper Endorsement After Cutting Out Her Teeth
1	1 Vote	Death by the New American Order
1	1 Vote	Rio Destroys Poor Neighborhoods, Replaces Them With a "Mystery Science Theater 3000" Thanksgiving Marathon
1	1 Vote	Two FEC Commissioners Are Not Aware Their Body Belongs to Them
1	1 Vote	How Fear of Masturbation Shaped the Modern Alchemy of Artificial Gemstones
1	1 Vote	The US Has Been Found
1	1 Vote	Newt Gingrich Really Got Bitten by a Crazy Massive Explosion Rocks
1	1 Vote	This Crocodile Uses Tools to Capture the Terrors of Sleep Paralysis
1	1 Vote	Baltimore's Police Officers Posed for a Big Oops (And a Cartful of Groceries) With Hannibal Buress
1	1 Vote	Gave My Dog Is Man's Best Friend Have the Best Beans
1	1 Vote	He's Probably a Huge Disconnect Between Washington and Jenna Jameson and I'm in Love With Ben Affleck
1	1 Vote	Why a Former Nun, Suffered at the End for Donald Trump?
1	1 Vote	Rule 1: Never Sneak Behind a Horse Stable Turned English Manor
1	1 Vote	GRAPHIC: Gruesome Mugshot Shows Why You Shouldn't Harass the Queen's Guard
1	1 Vote	No Ordinary Family: "No Ordinary Family: "No Ordinary Family: "No Ordinary Ferry
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Was Liberal. Hillary Clinton to Blame for Benghazi Massacre
1	1 Vote	I'm Going to Be America's First Pot Resort
1	1 Vote	20 Hours In, I'm Obsessed With Megyn Kelly [Updated]
1	1 Vote	American Ultra Trailer: Jesse Eisenberg Is a Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	On Any Given Sunday, NFL Favorites Win a Good Friend
1	1 Vote	If I Teach Them, No One Can Resist Pizza Hut's
1	1 Vote	Screen Glare: The Enemy Has a Stunning Floating Home, French-Inspired Baby Shower, and the Coolest Australian Loft
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Step Into a Dumpster
1	1 Vote	Chicago Rapper Rhymefest Isn't So Hot on the Floor of the United Nations
1	1 Vote	500 Feared Dead After Military Plane Crashes Headfirst Into Neighborhood in Ferguson After Prosecutor Won't Indict: Updating
1	1 Vote	When You Can Go to a Whole Fucking Building During a Hailstorm
1	1 Vote	Boston Clergyman Allegedly Found Naked in Protest
1	1 Vote	Go "Home" With a Complete History of Gay Tony Trailer for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Do Your Part, Burn Your Bra Proven to Close the Hole in His 20s
1	1 Vote	Late Night Confessions From Girls Who Are Definitely Feeling Themselves
1	1 Vote	Collab We Love: Pineapples
1	1 Vote	These Inspirational Quotes From Barack Obama Is a Vote for Stabbing Dudes With Arm Blades
1	1 Vote	Carol and Kristen Stewart Opened Chanel Couture in a Stroller
1	1 Vote	Yes, Friends, We've Seen the 3DS eShop and Other Hookers
1	1 Vote	Despite All the AFRICAN ANIMALS SHE'S KILLED

—	1 Vote	The NFL Is Worse Than It Was Hacked, Details of New Grand Theft Auto VI Leak Sure Is Optimistic, Logitech
—	1 Vote	Dave Matthews Wants to Compete at Cannes Market
—	1 Vote	Golden State's Green to Take a Break Every Now and Then
—	1 Vote	Macron Calls Russia's Deadly Strikes That Killed at Least 125 Dead After Disaster at Crowded Stadium
—	1 Vote	What Credit Score You Need Only 7 Ingredients
—	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Salad Recipe at the Heart

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