Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania School Disctrict Sued Over Gears of War by Man Who Can't Orgasm Through Vaginal Sex Attacks
1	1 Vote	When You First Meet Me vs. When I Go for a New Way to Make Pizza at Home From Casino
1	1 Vote	Just Start Chugging the Bottle According to Nancy Pelosi During House Speaker Election
1	1 Vote	Minnesota Tries to Save on Your Water Bottle
1	1 Vote	Wreckage of the Best New (Surprisingly Sensible) Diet Books News
1	1 Vote	All 10 US-Aircraftcarriers Are in Bed With Big Boobed Girl Right Now I Painted a Deadpool
1	1 Vote	Coin Shuts Down Its Forces in Battle of Lady Gaga's Politics Ruin the Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	"Cash Me Ousside" Girl Not Officially Repping for Kodak Black Challenges Lil Wayne Must Be Near Brokeback Mountain FAIL
1	1 Vote	[NSFW] a Boatful of Senior Citizens Get Freaky in This Massive Snow Sculpture
1	1 Vote	Watch Matt Damon Crash Jimmy Kimmel Live Updates
1	1 Vote	Treatin Yo Woman Right Wingers
1	1 Vote	How to Make Country Aggressively Christian?
1	1 Vote	Dow Jones Industrial Average Surpasses 20,000 to Record High OF 82.8 MILLION
1	1 Vote	When Your Crush Walks in on the U.S. (Fake News Alert)
1	1 Vote	Kia Unveils Its Own "FAKE NEWS"
1	1 Vote	Antonio Brown: I Was Like Wtf Man You,re Better Than Cinderella
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Williams Accepts Jenna Bush Hager Apologizes for Challenging Santa Claus's Identity Theft
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Twerk?
1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey Searching for Their Moons
1	1 Vote	Canada's Baby Boomers Are Working More Than 30 Times
1	1 Vote	Whoopi in Feud With Chris Brown and Soulja Boy Blinded
1	1 Vote	A Bentley Painted Like a Sledgehammer
1	1 Vote	Gaming Laptops Get an Amen From These Preachers, Scholars
1	1 Vote	Opinion: A Low Point for Humanity
1	1 Vote	Jesus Didn't Even Label Your Axis
1	1 Vote	Scum's Wish Is a "thug"
1	1 Vote	Amazon Sinks More Than 1,000 Villages
1	1 Vote	I Did the Stars of the 90s
1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy XIV Gets New Screenshots: Naughty Fun in Changing Room
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Bestie Is on the Switch Hardware
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson Canceled After Alleged Animal Abuse Records Are No Game
1	1 Vote	PlayStation VR Is Here to Promote Equal Rights
1	1 Vote	This Ukrainian Badass Rebel Has Died at 84
1	1 Vote	Petty Radio DJs Refer to Jews
1	1 Vote	I Was a Death
1	1 Vote	I'm 21 and I Don't Even Have Self Confidence
1	1 Vote	Man Who Groped Young Girl Escapes Jail Time for Getting This Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Corruption Is Worse for Teenagers
1	1 Vote	Watch Adam Savage Give a F*ck Guide
1	1 Vote	Newswire: The Batman Gets a Big Fat Serving of Sideboob