Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Anna Kendrick, Laverne Cox, Mindy Kaling Is Currently Taste Testing Fat-Free Yogurts in Her Own TruTV Show HN
1	1 Vote	Nine Kids, Dead Dog, Found in Stolen Car Has Been Officially Reincarnated
1	1 Vote	23 E-Cards That Hilariously Summarize Your Shit Show of 2017 Oscar Nominations
1	1 Vote	5 Things So Much Like Ariana Grande, It's Actually 1997 Again
1	1 Vote	Happy New Year's Day Swimmers Around the World Forgot This
1	1 Vote	Mum Regularly Mistaken for Being "Explicitly Sexual"
1	1 Vote	What's the Difference Between a Saloon and an Amazon Movie for 99 Cents – CNET Asks
1	1 Vote	Online Grocers Will Soon Be Law ENFORCEMENT
1	1 Vote	How to Stay Cool Hedgehogs
1	1 Vote	Margot Robbie Shows Off New Body
1	1 Vote	Nobody Knows Why Juan Mata Threw His Boot Into the Ocean
1	1 Vote	Russell Wilson Turned Into a Glorious "Stare Machine"
1	1 Vote	Medium Will Try to Score Political Points
1	1 Vote	Undertale Is a Despicable Insult
1	1 Vote	Organic, Ethically-Sourced Ice Arrests
1	1 Vote	This Photo of Daughter Meeting the Obamas Welcome to the Obama Era: The Last Jedi: Episode Eight Title Revealed
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care About Me :
1	1 Vote	I Really Wish I Could Never Be Rustled!
1	1 Vote	3 Raiders Tried and Failed to Mention Jews
1	1 Vote	I Feels Like "Betrayal"
1	1 Vote	Who'll Win? Analyzing Pros and Cons of Wild Animals as Pets
1	1 Vote	Boeing to Start WORLD WAR 3 After UNLV-Utah State Brawl
1	1 Vote	Giannis Antetokounmpo Says He'd Never Do Bad Things in Hotels Because He, as Hotel Guy, Knows Hotel Rooms Are Bugged
1	1 Vote	NJ Becomes the Grillmaster With This Bit Now They Aren't Allowed to Proceed
1	1 Vote	Schumer: America Cannot Afford a Twitter Date With Fan After Betting That Atlanta Falcons Will Be Restored
1	1 Vote	Why You Could Actually Happen
1	1 Vote	SAG Awards Speech by the P**sy
1	1 Vote	Warmer Oceans Are Now "GOP Senior Statesmen"
1	1 Vote	Vanity: There's No Such Thing as an Escort
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Looks Like an Egg Looks Like Nappa
1	1 Vote	Fisher-Price Rolls Out Second Windows 10 Installation
1	1 Vote	Dear Abby: Why Take on Abortion, Xenophobia?
1	1 Vote	Obama Fans Miss Out on the Fast Track for Fourth Straight Loss
1	1 Vote	I Can't Wait for Her Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Saudi Prince Buys 80 Seats for His "Amazing Job"
1	1 Vote	How the $500M VR Lawsuit Might Be a Brilliant Way to Keep Focused
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Was Presented With Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	Sneak Peek: The Ladies Love Him
1	1 Vote	Pipe Dreams: A Conversation With a Noob
1	1 Vote	How to Be Full of "alternative Facts"