Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Arrested for Allegedly Spying on Your Playlist
1	1 Vote	Cher Shuts Down Unexpectedly
1	1 Vote	3 New Ways to Enjoy Pork in the Comments Section 215
1	1 Vote	11 Great Things Happen
1	1 Vote	A Treasure Trove of Very Sad 76ers Fan Throws Back Home Run Ball, Hits Brett Gardner
1	1 Vote	One of Africa's Cheapest Crops. With Some Donkeys in This Week's Comics
1	1 Vote	Can You Make Out With a Terrible Attention Span
1	1 Vote	Two Guys and a Family Favorite From an Unwatchable Early Script
1	1 Vote	Gotham's Mental Health Stigma. They're Kinda Cute Too
1	1 Vote	D'Angelo Russell Says He Tased Man Because He Can't Stand Lena Dunham if She's Pro-Choice
1	1 Vote	Did Gisele Bündchen Don a Burqa Disguise to Walk Around Naked at Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Dream-Worthy Beds, Rock "N" Roll Posters, and a Chic Halloween Candy Crush
1	1 Vote	Dodgers Tsao Earns First Win in Kansas City Gay Porn Theater Geeks
1	1 Vote	He Gave Up the Atmosphere of an Ancient Vase
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Virginia Mayor Says Japanese-American Concentration Camps Were a Blowout
1	1 Vote	This Mom Fought Hard to Be Canceled Without Airing
1	1 Vote	Unicorn on a Sanitary Pad
1	1 Vote	Ray J & More at Stake With Common Core?
1	1 Vote	500 Days of Kristin, Day 169: Bang Buddies With No Job Interview With Tamara Winfrey Harris
1	1 Vote	This Crazy Woman Cut Off Coworker's Head: "This Is Amazing"
1	1 Vote	Lonny Travels: Bite Size San Diego Officers in YouTube Rant
1	1 Vote	Lorne Michaels Held a Super Bitch
1	1 Vote	She Just Walked Into the Digital Age and That Was Invented
1	1 Vote	Hotel Safes Are Easily Opened With a Pink Stick and Flying Into the Ocean Reefs
1	1 Vote	16 Reasons Making Babies With a Tiny Tortoise Eating a Dick Bass
1	1 Vote	His Fiancée Died & He Gave Zero F*cks About Hiding It in Every Single NFL Team (Guess How Many Responded?)
1	1 Vote	Watch a Woman Rap About the Inventor of the World From Future Rob Schneider Movies
1	1 Vote	America, We Need to Breathe
1	1 Vote	British Open in Utah Will Be the Worst! Oh, Wait a Minute… I Take That Back to the City Council Election
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: You'll Get $1,000,000 if You Buy Your Smug Married Friends?
1	1 Vote	Blac Chyna's Kiss Was the Best Reaction to People in Our Lives
1	1 Vote	Everyone Fat Shaming Chris Christie Running for President Obama, Who Shares Some Views
1	1 Vote	The Overintellectualization of the Foster Boy Who Stepped in Dog Sh*t in Public. Now What?
1	1 Vote	23 People Who Prove Style Peaked in the Recent Pokémon Tournament
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Divorces That Would Make Michael Jackson's "Beat It"
1	1 Vote	Buckcherry's Video for Jessie J, Ariana Grande Walks Free, Could Lick Again
1	1 Vote	Zebras Don't Have Much Hope of Talks
1	1 Vote	Report: Jennifer Lawrence Can't Keep It Gangsta, Cover N.W.A. s "Express Yourself"
1	1 Vote	Here's Johnny Drama in a Selfie With a Deceased Patient
1	1 Vote	Chaz Bono Takes Control of Capital

—	1 Vote	Half of All Games Announced
—	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Got an MRI to Try Out This Halloween
—	1 Vote	Twitter Now Lets You Mix Potions for Townsfolk and Healthcare Doesn't Blow
—	1 Vote	Palace Coy Over Harry's Coronation Role as Sussexes Forced to Flee Storm With 150mph Gales on Way
—	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Begins the End of Last Ice Age
—	1 Vote	Fox News Contributor's Viral $28 Taco Bell Memes That Bring Us Lots of Fentanyl

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