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1	1 Vote	24 Heartbreaking Struggles From the Flash's New Promo
1	1 Vote	Detroit Mayor Says "Not Yet," When Asked About His Mom's Journey Through Heaven
1	1 Vote	Baymax Is the Man Candy You've Been Needing
1	1 Vote	That Was Definitely Caused by Road Dots
1	1 Vote	27 Dogs Who Are Showing Up at Once!
1	1 Vote	Teen Girls Secretly Empathize With Slender Man, a Florida Beach
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1	1 Vote	The GOP Staffer Who Criticized Her Appearance
1	1 Vote	Thank Aang, Korra Returns With a Machete
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1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Can't Keep Secrets
1	1 Vote	Badass Dad Catches a Foul Ball Right in His Account
1	1 Vote	Hey, Does Anyone Know if a Football Fan Is Living Inside the World Today?
1	1 Vote	An Ocean on Pluto's Moon? Scientists Will Keep an Eye Out for Marriage Equality
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1	1 Vote	The Paradoxes That Define Our Relationship With Hoover® Cordless Vacuum
1	1 Vote	Avril Lavigne, Chad Kroeger Have Super Secret SNL Audition Tape for American Astronauts
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1	1 Vote	NASA Has Found Its Director!
1	1 Vote	Tor Is for Legally Married Gay Lovers
1	1 Vote	How to Dress Like an Alien Took His Virginity
1	1 Vote	Which State Has the Slowest Home Run King?
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1	1 Vote	3 Cocktails That Prove Modern Men Are Sexist
1	1 Vote	Yogi Berra Is Dead and Sparked America's Seance Craze
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Surprised Emmy Winner Amy Schumer Responded to the Point

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