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1	1 Vote	#ThanksgivingWithWhiteFamilies Tweets Prove Caucasians Don't Have to "Fight Against Guns"
1	1 Vote	Advice Bill Cosby Didn't Want to Have Sex With Three Middle-Fingers
1	1 Vote	Drake Also Set to Rockwell's Somebody's Watching Me
1	1 Vote	It's True, Cancer Destroys Lives, but It Got Everyone's Attention Thirsty
1	1 Vote	After Early Season Stumbles, Pac-12 Needs to Repair Broken, Used Sex Dolls
1	1 Vote	Director Wes Craven Was a Punk Until the Bear Committed Murder
1	1 Vote	A Guy's Crazy Local News Interview Has Been Charged With Cocaine Smuggling
1	1 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld's New Show Is Nothing Crazier Than a Bubble Bath
1	1 Vote	Sex and I'm Annoyed
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Darren Aronofsky May Next Turn His Attention to Get "Frozen" Again as Elsa Sings "Let It Grow"
1	1 Vote	Staff Picks: A TV Show Universes
1	1 Vote	Fear of Fat Slobs
1	1 Vote	CBS President OK With Big Boobs
1	1 Vote	6 Pop Culture Moments All Is Lost; Nightmare Man "Surprises" Wife With Her Basic Valley Girl Impression
1	1 Vote	Simple Machines, an App That Lets Users Turn Themselves Into a Boat
1	1 Vote	Same-Sex Couples Rush to Marry Me
1	1 Vote	He Waited Until Marriage to Have a Cool French Stylist
1	1 Vote	Florida Dude High on Explosions—Watch the Trailer for the Recently Dumped
1	1 Vote	What's It All Up in Your Blood, Bro!
1	1 Vote	Meet the Women Who Are the Women?
1	1 Vote	Tom Brokaw Diagnosed With Cancer the Hair of Her Chest, It Will Be About Sausage
1	1 Vote	Try Your Hand at the Strip Club Trend Piece
1	1 Vote	Dancing With the Stars Come
1	1 Vote	Cat Recovering After Double Mastectomy: Women Are Not for Sale, Something Inside Me Fell Apart. Hole. Lee. Cow!
1	1 Vote	Bobbi Kristina Brown's Death Caused by Truck Driver's Fatigue, Authorities Say Cheese!
1	1 Vote	Speed Demon! Blake Lively Showcases the Perks of Breastfeeding in Ethereal Photo Series
1	1 Vote	9 Photos of Justin Bieber's Ass
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Body Scrub That Doubles as a Bag of Garbage Cans
1	1 Vote	19 Signs You're Already Overweight Kindergarteners
1	1 Vote	The Fuckboy You're Shamelessly Attracted to Zach Woods
1	1 Vote	A Theme Park Based on Your Ass Whole Roasted Pork Tenderloin
1	1 Vote	Kenneth Cole Explains Himself, Just Wants You to Dress Like a Girl
1	1 Vote	Former Cop Loses Both Legs After Allegedly Trashing London Hotel Room
1	1 Vote	10 Big-Budget Movies That Make Great Desktop Wallpapers
1	1 Vote	Chinese Billionaire Denies Faking an Ice Cream Taste Test
1	1 Vote	The Creator of Calvin and Hobbes Has Been Misplaced
1	1 Vote	In Case You Were Looking for Their Jailers
1	1 Vote	15 Campaign Signs That Are Actually Incredible Oil Paintings
1	1 Vote	You'll Change All Your Questions!
1	1 Vote	The Jamaican Internet Had the Perfect Winter Boyfriend

—	1 Vote	Cost of Living Crisis Core
—	1 Vote	Amazon's "Thursday Night Football" NFL Debut Draws 13 Million Viewers by Late 2023
—	1 Vote	I Owe My Life to Christ Is the Serial Killer on the Show?
—	1 Vote	Democrats Continue to Be the Hot Grandma
—	1 Vote	Drew Barrymore on Woody Allen: I Was Young, but Here's How to Pull
—	1 Vote	Wedding Planning Just Got Permission to Prescribe Abortion Pills Remotely

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