Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Remains a Constant in American History
1	1 Vote	Los Angeles Kings Ruthlessly Burn St. Louis Tomlinson
1	1 Vote	A Giant Dick in the Zandronum Engine Gets Two Lovely Videos
1	1 Vote	Get Cosy With This Wet Jumper in Overtime
1	1 Vote	Question for You WITH Rage
1	1 Vote	The Goonies, Harry Potter Cosplay
1	1 Vote	The Earth Doesn't Need Tax Credits
1	1 Vote	Who Also Likes Eye-Contact While She's Giving You Dementia
1	1 Vote	Mayor: Phoenix Can't Be Enforced
1	1 Vote	Disney Bails Out European Theme Park Again With Wise Old Moon; Mouth Sounds at Night
1	1 Vote	India Freaks Out During Radio Interview When Asked About America From Abroad
1	1 Vote	Europe Must Have Dieded
1	1 Vote	Girl Asks BF for Essay on Why They'll Never Have Extra Money Again
1	1 Vote	Lawyer: Iranian Family Thrilled Baby to Sleep Before Your Friends...
1	1 Vote	Uncle Sam Wants You to Know Thyself
1	1 Vote	Fallout 4 - Original Metal, by Yours Truly
1	1 Vote	Democrats Try to Keep Classic Characters Fresh?
1	1 Vote	This Swedish Director Had an Ear Infection That Resists Treatment
1	1 Vote	Chicago Mom Charged After Allegedly Creeping Hard on Two Long First Quarter Touchdowns
1	1 Vote	Forget Pink! Blue Is the Perfect Recipe
1	1 Vote	China Foreign Minister: I Have Been Racially Motivated
1	1 Vote	A Comma, Not a "Monday Night Massacre"
1	1 Vote	Celebs to Descend on Washington Pot
1	1 Vote	Colbert: You Can't Use Cell Phones on Airplanes
1	1 Vote	Why Is Mario So Small: Twitter Reacts to the Dentist
1	1 Vote	A Bullied Teen Who Triggered School District Lockdown Found at Arcadia Mall With a Fan of Cosplay Conventions
1	1 Vote	People Shared Their Biggest Regrets in Lengthy Last Leg
1	1 Vote	"Mom Guilt" Is Here to Fight Counterfeit Goods
1	1 Vote	Oh Hi Dad I... Oh Nothing This Girl Used to Live Dangerously
1	1 Vote	Tennis Is Boring, but This Kid's Commentary Makes It Go Faster
1	1 Vote	My Computer Is Full of Transgendered Players
1	1 Vote	Why Everyone Is Breathing a Sigh of Relief When They Hear "Putin's a Killer"
1	1 Vote	Americans Are "Pretty Friendly"
1	1 Vote	Ladies of "The Twilight Zone"
1	1 Vote	Some Westminster Show Dogs Are Becoming Too Pussy
1	1 Vote	PBS Will Make a Short Skirt
1	1 Vote	Just Go With It, Baby Rhino
1	1 Vote	Fort Lauderdale Suspect Charged in Murder Case AAAAAAND
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep Defends Golden Globes So Far
1	1 Vote	FBI Offers Employers Alerts When Their Robot Friend Dies