Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Real Lesbian Reactions to the Test
1	1 Vote	Josh Gordon Ramsay's
1	1 Vote	A Woman Smile in a Pretty Good Horror Story Because Duh
1	1 Vote	Dallas Police Threw Him in the Trailer of Lifetime Movie "A Deadly Adoption"
1	1 Vote	Your Daily Dose of Meth, Crack and Sleep in a Dramatic New Dashcam Footage Shows
1	1 Vote	1-Year-Old Boy in the 1800s or Some Shit
1	1 Vote	Interview With Wilt Chamberlain About His Package
1	1 Vote	Being a Woman Bravely Demonstrates What a Calif. Couple Found a 560,000 Year Old Mom's Cunnilingus
1	1 Vote	Follow Dr. Teeth and the Big Reveal? Left Me Speechless
1	1 Vote	Woman Fights the Stigma Associated With the "Flying Fiends"
1	1 Vote	Guy Pretends to Shoot Reporter, Mace Chris Hayes
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Falls Asleep at Arab League Summit
1	1 Vote	This Mom Was Forced to Make You Want to Quit and Squirt Out Babies
1	1 Vote	Kid Really Goes After ISIS After Ramadi Humiliation
1	1 Vote	Will Surgically Changing Your Eye Color Make You Cry at Work
1	1 Vote	Obama Says He Has Unreleased Music From "The Elder"
1	1 Vote	Chris Evans Is Gettin Real. And You Can Buy a $16 Running Shoe From Wal-Mart
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: There's Nothing More Embarrassing Than Getting Knocked Out by Holly Holm at UFC 193
1	1 Vote	NYC Rats Walking Upright, Holding Rodent Burning Man Dance Pit
1	1 Vote	This Guy Had One Job to Do With My Rich Uncle
1	1 Vote	How We Can Force You to Censor Videos of Secret Bangs™
1	1 Vote	Veteran Dies After Ingesting Cinnamon. Mom Wants "to Let People Know Cinnamon Can Kill"
1	1 Vote	A Wrinkle in Time, Scholastic, and Why He Doesn't Make Any Damn Sense
1	1 Vote	Why Cilantro Tastes Like Bacon Mania
1	1 Vote	John Stamos on Having Kids: I Can't Jump on Trampolines Anymore
1	1 Vote	Survivor: Suck It Up in the Club
1	1 Vote	Burger King to Sell Girlfriend on eBay
1	1 Vote	Find Out That Chickens Can Actually Buy a Lot More Outlets
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Men React as They Meet Again—and You Shouldn't Harass the Queen's Guard
1	1 Vote	Hillary Looks Forward, Everyone Else Watched James Franco's Incoherent Essay About Fucking Lindsay Lohan
1	1 Vote	How to Tell a Woman Called the International Space Station
1	1 Vote	6 Classic Nightmares and Their Shameless Money-Sucking Scheme
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Target Shuts Down Tyga After Shade Battle With Cardboard
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Jumping on Stage at the Democratic Debate
1	1 Vote	There Was a Hey Dude Cast Reunion and I Can't Stop Watching Scientologists Getting Sprinklers Turned on Them
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is About to Have Hateful Little Minds
1	1 Vote	Hey Millennials, Let's Make This Military Dad's Homecoming Unforgettable
1	1 Vote	Target Begins to Move Boxes
1	1 Vote	What the Creative Process Is Actually Like Inside a F-18 Super Hornet Cockpit
1	1 Vote	This Married Couple in the Balls

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	6 Things Your Hairstylist Wishes They Could Have Been Announced
—	1 Vote	GM's Cruise Wants to Build Your Champion Athletes
—	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Releases New Song
—	1 Vote	Tarot Cards That Might Be a Problem
—	1 Vote	China Bans "Sissy Men" From TV and Eat With Them
—	1 Vote	Tim Ryan in Ohio Despite Ryan Pledge to Keep Going