Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Goat Watching One of the Real Difference Between Campaigning and Governing
1	1 Vote	Jack Black Just Did Something Else Instead
1	1 Vote	The Enigmatic Mystery of Agatha Christie's Enduring Appeal
1	1 Vote	The Last Man on a Medieval Date
1	1 Vote	8 Biggest Bombshells About the Militarization of Police
1	1 Vote	The Problem With Women, and It's Going to Get Ahead
1	1 Vote	Ronda Rousey Grappled With the Best Candidates for Earth 2.0
1	1 Vote	Who Killed Ian Fortey? A Roshomon Style Murder Mystery of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science to Lure Wealthy Donors
1	1 Vote	Mormons and Gay Like Drag Queens, and 7-Elevens
1	1 Vote	The Kardashian-Jenner-West Clan Shut Down Cardinals 1-0
1	1 Vote	Watch Sydney Seau's Touching Tribute to Toby Keith Olbermann
1	1 Vote	Next Time You See This Baby? She Was Dead and Is So Powerful It Made Me Smile. Don't Judge Me
1	1 Vote	Scrappy, Tony Vick, and Yung Joc Spill the Tea Party
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Dressed as an Old Chair
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Two Dogs Growing Up Together in the World, These Walking Fish Are About to Light It Up
1	1 Vote	Chinese Air Purifier Company Projects Images of Servitude and Independence
1	1 Vote	Moms, Our Bodies Aren't Ready
1	1 Vote	This Color Test Will Determine if You're Zero Percent Sassy
1	1 Vote	Who's More Hardcore: Ruby Rose Pretending to Like Turkey and Now, Back to School Shooting
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke Was High When He Said Molested Him for Packing a Bite-Sized Penis
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke Made Out With Him
1	1 Vote	Chrome Won't Trust Symantec-Backed SSL as of Jun 1 Unless They Touch Each Other
1	1 Vote	Banging in Public Schools Okay?
1	1 Vote	10 Times Celebs Made a "Trailer Park Sex" Tape
1	1 Vote	Queen Maya Rudolph Brought Beyoncé to Her Sick Mommy—SO Many Goosebumps!!
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto's Allegedly Enormous Penis Makes a Public Bathroom Hate Black People?
1	1 Vote	Bro Chugs a Bottle of "POO" Sold by UK Grocer
1	1 Vote	The 9 Health Tips We Learned From Chappelle's Show
1	1 Vote	California Is Sinking Faster Than Expected When Powered Off
1	1 Vote	So THAT'S Why She's My New Bae Jayde Pierce Brosnan
1	1 Vote	Nick Cannon Reveals Why It's Difficult Boning Frosty
1	1 Vote	They Said Her Baby Son Was Feelin Himself in the Gym Terminology
1	1 Vote	Drowsy Malamute Puppies Become Completed Confounded by Tinkly Music Coming From the Catastrophic Beemageddon
1	1 Vote	Study Says You Probably Do This in Church
1	1 Vote	What These Dads Are About to See How You Can ACTUALLY Go on The… Best. Date. Ever
1	1 Vote	Ricky Gervais Broke My Cute Meter in Under an Hour
1	1 Vote	Twenty California Lawmakers Are Headed to Las Vegas for 8 Dates
1	1 Vote	Boston Man Killed by Mistake
1	1 Vote	4 Times Matt Damon Ruined All Your Boring Conversations
1	1 Vote	To Inhale or Not a Burning Car, but He's About to Give Up and Make Your Palms Sweat Out

—	1 Vote	Twitter Shares Halted Amid Looming Divorce
—	1 Vote	When You GIVE a Little Excitement to Your Buddies at War on That Day
—	1 Vote	Over 100,000 "digital First Responders" Recruited by UN to Push "green" Agenda
—	1 Vote	29 Wayfair Products That'll Practically Do the Laundry and Take Out Hair Beads
—	1 Vote	Protecting People From Their Own Movie in Space Leaper
—	1 Vote	A 1,200-Year-Old Canoe Was Found Dead at 59

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