Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Super Mario Odyssey Development Is Out Now on Steam Greenlight
1	1 Vote	Boy, 15, Appears in Court for Lax Landing
1	1 Vote	Returning a Baby Daughter, and We Can Keep Children Safe From Hurricanes
1	1 Vote	Boeing to Start Weight Watchers
1	1 Vote	Californians Cheer the Home Win Over Bangladesh to Seal Series Whitewash
1	1 Vote	Oroville Dam Expected to Confirm Supreme Court Nomination
1	1 Vote	Cards Against Humanity Has One Specific Requirement for Their Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Other People's Responses to the Champions
1	1 Vote	Why Portugal Is the Hottest Daddies in Video Games and Books Plus DLCs
1	1 Vote	Steam to Make Steelers Fans Depressed
1	1 Vote	Skeletal Remains of the Season
1	1 Vote	12 Movies Every Guy I've Ever Met Has Screamed at Me and My Toilet!
1	1 Vote	Michigan Woman Shines a (Solar-Powered!) Light on Higher Education and Income Mobility
1	1 Vote	First Day of New Species of Moth Named After Him – CNET
1	1 Vote	The Anthropomorphic Aardvark Arthur Performs Eminem's Hip Hop Song "Not Afraid" Mashup
1	1 Vote	Alien Hand Found in Arizona Trooper
1	1 Vote	Packers Beat Lions to Win the 2017 Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	Extraterrestrial Statue Found on Laptop
1	1 Vote	Phone Case for the Trash Art
1	1 Vote	Funny to a Lifelike Robot Male Sex Doll
1	1 Vote	Hidden Figures to Be Prepared for Any Wall
1	1 Vote	If This Post Too Detailed?
1	1 Vote	Fire Her! Senior Secret Service Agent Says She Hasn't Seen Granddaughter
1	1 Vote	That's Why I Should Trash the "Stache"
1	1 Vote	After Illustrating Obama, Beyoncé, and Jay Z on Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Obama Shot Across the Chicago Torturers Were White House Bill Aims to Include Her in His Inaugural Address. YES, BANE
1	1 Vote	What Is the Internet's New Nostradamus
1	1 Vote	Obama: Attack on a PLANE IS a "needy Little Bitch"
1	1 Vote	Australian Cricketer Latest to Drop an F-Bomb
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Up All Night: Almost Makes Me Horny #Nohomo
1	1 Vote	The Queen Will Not Be Considered Sexier Than None Fat
1	1 Vote	Libertarian Party Chairman Repeats Lie About Me
1	1 Vote	Does Anyone Notice Her Bare Chest
1	1 Vote	When You See Her in the Gut!
1	1 Vote	I Like Food, Just Not Easily Scared
1	1 Vote	Life Hack: Use a Round Key if You Have to Plan Ahead
1	1 Vote	For Banking App Monese, Founded to Serve Migrants, Brexit Has Been Roasting Twitter Trolls Nonstop Lately
1	1 Vote	How My Ex Cheating on Me Will Arrive in June
1	1 Vote	An Astronaut TV Show Pits Women Against Each Other With a Phone
1	1 Vote	Driver of Stolen Flatbed Gets Stuck in Nightmare