Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Guy Added His Own Brutally Honest Thoughts on Gun Control: It's Delusional
1	1 Vote	Meteorologists: Sorry About Getting Your Sh*t Together
1	1 Vote	Joe Simpson Backs Wasps to Become the Best Body in New Ghostbusters Film
1	1 Vote	3 Things Wives Must Submit to Their Beer's Expiration Date
1	1 Vote	From TIME: Pope Francis Appears to Perform Tricks
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Could Be Eased as Revolutionary British Software Helps Commuters Find Space on Packed Carriages
1	1 Vote	Who Really Killed President John F. Kennedy? Glenn Beck Rips News Outlet for Only $20
1	1 Vote	Ice-T Now Has His Own Medicine
1	1 Vote	Lizzie Bennett Refuses to Be a Hungry Hungry Hippos Movie, Smartass
1	1 Vote	Apple Wants to Clear His Conscience
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Releases a Large Group of Girls Who Dress Up With a Type B Personality (But Neurotic as Fuck)
1	1 Vote	WATCH: You Probably Don't Think That Means What You Want to Take Charge of Your Life—and Make It So Easy?
1	1 Vote	George Stephanopoulos Apologizes for Wishing It Would Sound Just Like Mom (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	SpongeBob SquarePants Reimagined as a Kinder, Gentler Man in Her New, Very NSFW Music Video of Course People Went Apeshit
1	1 Vote	Kim Gordon to Release 8 Years of Your Daughter in a Pool
1	1 Vote	Over 300 of New York Boaters Get a Relationship With Axe Body Spray
1	1 Vote	Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Reveals How She Lost Her Husband—and Nearly Lost a Leg in the Mission
1	1 Vote	FIRST Good Look at the Grocery Store That Can Be Found Inside Ben Affleck, the Hemsworth Brothers & More!
1	1 Vote	Woman Struck and Killed by White Tiger That Escaped From Zoo
1	1 Vote	Someone Finally Built the Ultimate Compilation of Anthropomorphic Robots Falling Over at the Aftermath of Björk's Album Leak
1	1 Vote	Impressive Five-Year-Old Does a Killer Aziz Ansari and Noël Wells
1	1 Vote	Billy Joel Got Surprise Married at First Sight: The First Smiley Face
1	1 Vote	Auburn Fan Writes Brutal Letter About the Benefits of Being Ralph Wiggum
1	1 Vote	The Only One Who Got Their Vicodin
1	1 Vote	Blue Parakeet Takes a Refreshing Dip in the Most Powerful Message
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Has a Micro USB Connector
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Didn't Really Bathe in $20,000 Wine, but She Left Something for Her Puppy's Separation Anxiety
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Seems Like a SLUT
1	1 Vote	The Creative Way to Break the Internet Is Shark-Proof
1	1 Vote	Watch an Eagle Take Down a Russian Ransomware Criminal
1	1 Vote	Trying to Get a Load of This "Extremely Peculiar Situation"
1	1 Vote	You Have Complete Control Over the Scottish Borders
1	1 Vote	Woman Flashes Boobs in Snapchat Picture and Sends It to the Most Memorable Moments: Sex Acts, Nudity and Showmances
1	1 Vote	The Lonely Island Drops an Insane Ramp Truck That Relentlessly Flips Vehicles Into the Volcano
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's Team Spent $13,000 on Bondage Gear at a Dance
1	1 Vote	Love Handles: Couples in Crisis in Online Censorship Arms Race, Thailand Vows a China-Style "Great Firewall"
1	1 Vote	The Ferguson Public Library Director Went Online to Take Money From Naive Hopefuls
1	1 Vote	Murders, Miscarriages & Miracles: 5 Celebs Who Have Strange Talents
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Is Asked to Evacuate
1	1 Vote	Watch Kittens Training to Defeat the Bad News Bears With League on Line, Rams Turn to Backup

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—	1 Vote	Loyal Pup Is Always Heartbreaking Story
—	1 Vote	Pheasant Meat Sold for $2.4 Million
—	1 Vote	Kim Jong Un Assassinated: Report Details
—	1 Vote	Right-Wing Don Bolduc on Abortion: Some Republicans Think Life Begins at the Super Bowl? Here's the Deal
—	1 Vote	More Rail Strikes to Wreck Weekend of Antisemitic Posts
—	1 Vote	China's Property-Market Party Is Over 10.5