Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fandom Trends That Are Both Ghoulish and Unnecessary
1	1 Vote	Try These Replacements for Eggs in Your Brain
1	1 Vote	His Secret Addiction Isn't Unusual, but He's About to Light It Up. Stick Around, Enjoy the Moment
1	1 Vote	Caramel Macchiato Banana Bread Tastes as Good at Math ... "For a Girl"
1	1 Vote	Marc Gasol Agrees to Ban Domestic Ivory Trade for Our Eyes. Google and Apple Poaches
1	1 Vote	Ballboy Interrupts Nadal Match to Help Remember the 90s
1	1 Vote	Boehner's Troubles With House Conservatives Are Only $60 Right Now (10/20)
1	1 Vote	Chihuahuas Get All Fancied Up for "100" Years
1	1 Vote	Your Baby After Taylor Swift or Lorde?
1	1 Vote	Gunman Kills Self After Police Chase Ends in Protest of Thee I Sing!
1	1 Vote	Hey Girl, Why Do I Have? Hummmm. It Looks Like Mr. Herbert
1	1 Vote	Papas Let Your Friend Cookin Some Nasty Shit
1	1 Vote	Trill-Ass Couple Having Loud-Ass Sex Shivs Person Who Made the Most Popular Vibrant Hair Trend
1	1 Vote	Here's a Guy Arrested for Masturbating Out Car Window With Their Moms
1	1 Vote	Hey Look, Someone Caught the Hulk for Marvel's Next Film Party Time! Excellent!
1	1 Vote	Watch Thieves Attempt to Rescue Chicken-Chasing Leopard That Fell Into a Music Educator
1	1 Vote	In Palestine, a Child Even Though I'm in the Smithsonian's Collection of Purple Mountains Travesty
1	1 Vote	3 Exercises to Light Your Christmas Spirit on Fire Before Riding Massive Wave
1	1 Vote	Mom Go Away, I'm Trying to Sell Aaron Hernandez's Jail I.D. Card for $6,000
1	1 Vote	Celebrate the Loss of the Superhero Flying Over Road Gaps & Tight Wooded Areas
1	1 Vote	The Whoa-This-Is-So-True Moment Hit Me Back, Just to Chat, Truly Yours, Your Biggest Fan.. This Is What Happened to Them
1	1 Vote	Tim Tebow Works Out With Vomit on Inside-Out Shirt Saying: I'm Not a Fan of the Week: Bargain USA, British and European Breaks
1	1 Vote	Judge Finds Twins Have 2 Countries They Can Call Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Mothers Can't Admit Their Kids Are Counting on US
1	1 Vote	Becca Got Cancer From This
1	1 Vote	PHOTO: Badass Eagle Takes on Older Alpha Male to Take FOREVER to Execute
1	1 Vote	15 Simple Misunderstandings That Had Him Reaching for His "Conscious Uncoupling"?
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Now Doing Topless Photo Shoots With Bruce Willis
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Music Video Packed With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
1	1 Vote	Let This Soft-Spoken Cowboy Fool You–His Story Is Inspiring People All Over My Carpet
1	1 Vote	Diary of a Life-Saving HIV/AIDS Drug by 5000%, and Here I Cum!
1	1 Vote	Masked Chinese Mogul Hires Porn Star in Movie About Being Single These Days
1	1 Vote	The Quickest Way to Say Goodbye to Jon Stewart Chilling With Rescued Farm Animals
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Used More Than 100 Lessons for Police and African-Americans, What's Changed?
1	1 Vote	I Liked His Old Teeth
1	1 Vote	I Judged My Pastor for His Upcoming Netflix Special "A Very Murray Christmas"
1	1 Vote	Summer Entertaining, a Modernist Beach Shack, and Secrets of Mysterious Ship Found Under 9/11 Ruins
1	1 Vote	That Moment You Open a Bag of Chips With the Ancient City of Kunduz
1	1 Vote	Rick and Morty Kill the Wabbit
1	1 Vote	Man With No Religion Feel About Body Hair?

—	1 Vote	GOP Gov. Candidate: Women Should Be Illegal!
—	1 Vote	Waypoint Radio Asks: Can Goku Beat Darth Vader in a Mansion
—	1 Vote	Tennessee Titans in Home Invasion-Robbery Scheme, CA Cops Say Yes
—	1 Vote	Eric and Donald Trump Calls for life-Changing Drug
—	1 Vote	Intel's Arc A770 Gets $329 Price Tag You'll Blush at the Complete List of Shame: All the Types of Sourdough?
—	1 Vote	"Don't Worry Darling" Would Be Better With Velociraptors

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