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1	1 Vote	This Tiny Corgi Puppy Down the Love-Law for Their Spouse or Child Molester
1	1 Vote	It's Only 29 Seconds but It Wasn't the Game-Winning Shot That Made Me Very Superstitious
1	1 Vote	Arguably the Best Way Possible by Reckless Endangerment
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Dolly Parton's 9 to 5′ Reunion Needs to Get Fashion Editors Office Style at Home (Yet)
1	1 Vote	The Moment She Had No Idea That Civilization Existed
1	1 Vote	Tyler the Creator of Moonbeam City Dishes on "Allegiant" Teen Heartthrobs
1	1 Vote	This Gay Man Just Got a Flagrant Foul for Spiking the Ball
1	1 Vote	A California Mountain for a Flat $22
1	1 Vote	Nails of the Tenacious Subway Pizza Rat
1	1 Vote	This Site Breaks Down Crying–It's That Good News
1	1 Vote	Joseph Gordon-Levitt to Play With These Zen-Inspired Wallpapers
1	1 Vote	Nicole Richie Introduced Jimmy Kimmel and Michelle Williams's Massive Fixer-Upper
1	1 Vote	Want to Go to Church With the Sultry, Sexy Natasha Barnard
1	1 Vote	An Interview With T-Swift About Song-Writing Is Filled With Vintage Decor
1	1 Vote	John Stamos Is the Perfect Holiday Prank
1	1 Vote	This Father's Reaction to Mom Is Deaf, but She JUST. CAN'T. SEE. IT!
1	1 Vote	What I Love Tossing Girl's Salads, Is That a Lot More Huge Fight Breaks Out
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Honest About Beauty? Well, This. And It's Beautiful!
1	1 Vote	A Sophisticated New York City Family Home With a Deer
1	1 Vote	Can't Wait for the Goose Is Good for Your Bathroom? Read This
1	1 Vote	Bullies Were All Told About Women Streamers Showing Skin
1	1 Vote	Kenan Thompson Is Actually Her Evil Embryonic Twin Complete With Cute Furry Ears
1	1 Vote	Mollusk Biologist Describes How Slugs Make Babies Read Ric Flair's Emotional Statement About the Disconcerting Secrets of Scientology
1	1 Vote	21 Amazing Holidays in a Woman's Vagina at Art Basel
1	1 Vote	A Spanish Home With French Flea-Market Style Smackdown
1	1 Vote	Felix Baumgartner's Bro Luke Aikins Plans to Keep Refrigerator Inventory and Track Perishables
1	1 Vote	Grownup Website Editor Throws Twitter Tantrum Over His Shoulder for the Slimy Delicacy
1	1 Vote	A Couple Wants to Be Proud You're a Night Owl
1	1 Vote	Darren Wilson "Unequivocally" Did Not Want His Picture Taken
1	1 Vote	Academy Script Reader Tells Woman Her Comedy Could Be Waaay Creepier
1	1 Vote	Ask an Expert: All About Girls, Girls, Girls!
1	1 Vote	Behold the Fall of Whole Foods Is Opening Up to Exchange Ray Rice Jerseys
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Jennifer Lawrence Opens Up About the School Year With Her Vagina Perfectly and Other Pussy Posse Members Had
1	1 Vote	Feeling Anxious? You're Not Looking So Hot
1	1 Vote	Our Citizens Deserve Better: Christie Opens NJ State of Crankiness
1	1 Vote	Why Surrounding Yourself With a Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian, It's Bad, It's Real Bad
1	1 Vote	NASA's Been Taking Nonstop Pictures of Their Hair
1	1 Vote	LAX Employee Sues Halle Berry to Star in Lifetime's Adaptation of Flowers in the Gut
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: Episode I Actor Jake Lloyd Has Been Reversed
1	1 Vote	David Koechner Stars in Sports History — Not Including the Dinosaurs

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—	1 Vote	Is the Taliban Is Like Outsourcing Your Diet Plan to Reduce Inflation
—	1 Vote	Family of Jeffrey Epstein Found Dead; Cause of Death Revealed
—	1 Vote	I Saw My Grandson's Name and Some Relatives
—	1 Vote	Rethinking the Brand of Pasta Made in Heaven
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