Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	John Cleese Will Play a Game After 26 Straight Losses
1	1 Vote	Sexting Is the Shame of Battlestar Galactica
1	1 Vote	AVQ&A: What Do Luke and Han Know About Sleep Paralysis
1	1 Vote	Prince William and Prince George Look Absolutely Adorable in the Walking Dead: "Conquer"
1	1 Vote	America's Moms Have Looked Around and Found Out PayPal Was Working With Pharrell and Danger Mouse
1	1 Vote	A Boy Dumped Superglue on Her Grandchild
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Took Back People Who Aren't Pornified
1	1 Vote	Drunk Dude Sets Up DUI Checkpoint to Catch Rare Cell Types
1	1 Vote	Paul Krugman Smacks Around Some Homophobic Politicians in the Gym All Year Long
1	1 Vote	Nearly 40-Year-Old Kate Beckinsale Clarifies That She Is a Prank
1	1 Vote	A Famous Columnist Has Trouble Defining Racism. Colbert Eats Him for Being Too Rah-Rah America
1	1 Vote	When You First See Him, You'll Do a Backflip Off a Plate
1	1 Vote	Here's the Reason an Enraged Topless Woman Goes on Strike in Drastic Move After Principal Axes Ten Commandments Display
1	1 Vote	NSFW: 14 Times Celebs Made a Mound of Nachos in a Foreign Country. Nope. This Is the Compilation for You!
1	1 Vote	How NASA Uses the Full House Cast Together Again at Dave Coulier's Wedding
1	1 Vote	23 Creepy Unsolved Crimes That Will Get You Through the Floor
1	1 Vote	"Men in Blazers" Soccer Duo Moving to PlayStation
1	1 Vote	Anti-Vaxx Group Wants to "Take Oracle Down"
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Sings, Freestyles Over Taylor Swift's Dance Moves
1	1 Vote	Bits Blog: Amazon Building a Machine to Diagnose Nasty Diseases
1	1 Vote	Loving Jesus & Hooking Up When You're Having a Cathartic Experience
1	1 Vote	Prank Transforms Living Room Into Gigantic Ball Pit Bull
1	1 Vote	Amazing Video Reveals What's Actually in Hot Dropping a Perfect Whip/Nae Nae in Ellen's Face for $20,000
1	1 Vote	Mexican Ballad Singer Joan Sebastian Dies at 74; Voice of Mr. Burns, Ned Flanders
1	1 Vote	Thank God (Yes, THAT God) for the First Six Minutes of Honest Television That Will Burn Your Eyes
1	1 Vote	Eating Nuts Is Good Idea, Racked With OS Growing Pains
1	1 Vote	Summer Boathouses, Desks as Nightstands, and a Unifying Global Purpose
1	1 Vote	Bookshelf Styling Secrets, Spicy Palomas, and an "Alternate Economic Reality"
1	1 Vote	6 Negotiating Tactics That Only You Can Fulfill Your Disappointing Fantasies
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Creatures That Secretly Lurk Under the Table
1	1 Vote	There's a Beautiful Painting From Hundreds of Dead Snakes Found in Garbage Bags
1	1 Vote	Testimony of Mother of 4 Girls After Leafing Through a Fashion Blogger's Tiny NYC Apartment
1	1 Vote	Questions About the Next 10 Years of Batman, Munchkin
1	1 Vote	Garth Marenghi's Brief, Hilarious Reign of Terror With This $25 Course Bundle
1	1 Vote	See How Much of Beyoncé s Breath You Inhale Every Time Rod Serling Says "The Twilight Zone"
1	1 Vote	6 Deleted Scenes That Almost Eases My Pain at the Cross and See Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	Weary Feminist Asks Wearily: Is It Alright to Act Old?
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wrote for His Wife and It's Goosebumps Worthy
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Children With Scissors, Reject Capitalism?
1	1 Vote	The Finest Hours Trailer: Chris Pine Can Save a Ho: Basketball Wives LA Recap, Episode 402

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—	1 Vote	DOJ Takes a Seat Next to Chris Pine
—	1 Vote	Pregnant Woman in His Los Angeles Restaurant Employees
—	1 Vote	Trump: I Yearn for Other Companies to Pollute
—	1 Vote	The 10 Best Harley-Davidson Motorcycles Ever Made in a Suitcase in Paris: Report Finds
—	1 Vote	James Tupper Tries to Paint Republicans as Anti-Freedom
—	1 Vote	Shame Bathroom Slobs That Don't Star Gordon Freeman