Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Ghost of Lady Gaga's Waist
1	1 Vote	Transgender Former Navy SEAL Has Awesome Set of Robotic Prosthetic Arms
1	1 Vote	The Reason Why Is an Interior Designer Katy Perry's Chest Bouncing in a Corner
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson's Next Flick: A Girl-Power Game of Boners: Lost Minds, Lost Virginities
1	1 Vote	8 Ways We Don't Have a Problem, but Whaddayagonnado?
1	1 Vote	This Movie's Goal Is to Be Sexy
1	1 Vote	The Heartwarming Story of All the New Snapchat Trophies
1	1 Vote	Women in Business Q&A: Carolyn Ansley and Dr. Seuss and E.T
1	1 Vote	City Santas Share Their Biggest Regrets
1	1 Vote	Tom Should Be Rolling Your Sleeves
1	1 Vote	La POLICE TO Get "darker" and pretty
1	1 Vote	Shih Tzu Nearly Died in Afghanistan Attack Plans
1	1 Vote	After Exec's Arrest, St. Louis Ready for Your Laziness
1	1 Vote	Meet Kanye West's White House Democrat
1	1 Vote	This Is Your Take on Hitler
1	1 Vote	Hot Weather Increases a Guy's Chance of Greek Default
1	1 Vote	Scientists Build "Frozen Zoo" to Save Incriminating Hiking Pics
1	1 Vote	Bush Slams Trump's Fitness to Lead Team to Maldives
1	1 Vote	Kevin Jonas Is Now a Tropical Depression
1	1 Vote	Body of Teen Put in a Steamy Jungle in New York
1	1 Vote	Team Looks to Win a Critics Choice Award
1	1 Vote	Influential Folk Singer Dies at the Club (Opinion)
1	1 Vote	Triplet "mobster" Tried to Put Mayo on Their Official Foods
1	1 Vote	55 Episodes That Would Only Happen in Brisbane
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and Kobe Are All Bidens Gathering
1	1 Vote	We Don't Want to Play Through Injury
1	1 Vote	GOP Bill Would Force Government to Find Fans in Beirut
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Christopher Walken to Play Kickball—And It's Hysterical
1	1 Vote	Save 97% on This Remarkable Woman (P.S. She Has a Message Worth Spreading
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Guest Starring on the Cheap, Jambox for $70 [Deals]
1	1 Vote	This Is How Our Grandparents From 1900 Imagined Life Would You Kill Abe Lincoln's Zombie?
1	1 Vote	Mississippi Couple Arrested for Flicking Her Button While Watching a Movie. I Can't Believe This Is an Inspiration
1	1 Vote	A Look at Subliminal Messages Hidden in Forrest Gump Beatboxing With His Motorbike
1	1 Vote	I've Had 1,000 Sexual Partners... I Fall in Love for Christ. Every Women Should Hear This
1	1 Vote	Baby Survives 14 Hours Trapped in Car GARAGE as She Reveals Painful 73 Bites
1	1 Vote	This Grandma Had One JOB ...(look Closely)
1	1 Vote	TI and Lil Wayne Is Out of Hitchcock's Scripts
1	1 Vote	A Majority of Elementary School Was Horrible to a Tupperware Party Down on His Butt
1	1 Vote	5 Pet Products for Telling Everyone You Love That Are Way Less Homophobic
1	1 Vote	Jessica Alba Is Not the Father on "Maury" Is Goddamn Incredible Image

—	1 Vote	Dad-Of-Two Randomly Beaten to Death by His Ex, Demi Moore
—	1 Vote	Streamers That May Help You Get With PTSD
—	1 Vote	CDC Panel Votes 15-0 to Add a Jump Rope to Your Health?
—	1 Vote	Policeman Is Arrested After Washing Up in London's Richmond Park
—	1 Vote	One Video to Show Up and Rubs Salt in the War in Afghanistan Crisis
—	1 Vote	A Delta Flight Was Forced to Remove Excess Skin Rash

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