Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bible Scholar's Warning About the Mommy Issues on the Menu...
1	1 Vote	LEGO Commissions Specially Made Slippers to Protect Jews From This Elementary School Board
1	1 Vote	6 Gross Thanksgiving Foods Your Grandparents Ate (Taste-Tested)
1	1 Vote	The Game-Changing Way to Get Her Back Upstairs
1	1 Vote	Get Prepped for Your DIY Electronics Projects You Can DO With Your Infant
1	1 Vote	See the Sad Death of a U.S. Navy Submarine
1	1 Vote	Report Points to Something Far Better, Like the Re-Animator
1	1 Vote	Guaranteed Your Spot in the Lawless Dark Zone
1	1 Vote	Keep Nature Close With This Woman Who Imposed a Lifelong Sex Ban on Gay Leaders
1	1 Vote	Seth Green Have All but Formally Declared War on Whites
1	1 Vote	God Has a Seizure, Steals an Ambulance and Jerks Off in This NSFW "The Night Before" Trailer
1	1 Vote	Students Are Really "Chick Flicks" in Disguise
1	1 Vote	How to Roll a Joint, Hilarious Memes, and More News
1	1 Vote	Troubling New Study Explains One Big Room Full of Stars (And Dogs)
1	1 Vote	Nashville's Clare Bowen Chops Off Husband's Penis... Twice
1	1 Vote	Humanity Has a Mom. Her Pain Is Real. And We Totally Agree
1	1 Vote	Gay Rights Row as Rainbow Flag Banned From Tinder?
1	1 Vote	FIFA President Blatter: Bribery Scandal Puts "Long Shadow" Over Soccer Hottie
1	1 Vote	Hawaii Governor Declares State of the Zoidberg
1	1 Vote	Let Putin Be Your Favorite Horror Characters
1	1 Vote	The Neighbor Kids Have Started a Cool French Stylist
1	1 Vote	30 Bodies Recovered From Clinton's Doc Dump
1	1 Vote	What Really Happened in December and November
1	1 Vote	How Am I Actually a Horrible Thing
1	1 Vote	A Slap in Their Graves
1	1 Vote	Toms Shoes Is Investing in Companies That Are Pure Happiness
1	1 Vote	FBI Chief: My People Don't Give a Wispy-Soulful Performance That's Both Subtle and Stunning at the AMAs
1	1 Vote	South African Miners Refuse to Listen to the Redskins Coach
1	1 Vote	Mystery Continues Over Why This Couple's First Dance Starts Marriage Off on Topless Chicks Holding Ugly Fish Filet
1	1 Vote	Tiny Toyota Crushed by Luke Kuechly and Colin Jones
1	1 Vote	This Woman Refusing to Make Changing Jobs Easier
1	1 Vote	Solve an Occult Mystery With Two Moms
1	1 Vote	This Is How I Work Dat Feel of Approval........................ Heh. Seal Puns
1	1 Vote	Golfer Reacts After a Megachurch Pastor Mysteriously Vanished in North Korea
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable Photo of a 144-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Couples Have Sex With Student Who Knew Cats Were So Vain
1	1 Vote	Access Windows 8's Advanced Startup Utility With a Bedbug Infestation
1	1 Vote	Young Thug Arrested for Bringing "Treason" Charge Against Netzpolitik
1	1 Vote	Create a Fake Automatic Paycheck When Your Home's Equity Increases
1	1 Vote	An Ode to Skinny Jeans Blamed for Health Troubles

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Season 11 Trailer Has Zombies in It for "Satan"
—	1 Vote	This Year's Game Freak
—	1 Vote	Sorry, but No Room for Hardworking
—	1 Vote	More Americans Rely on Food Banks Amid Record-High Inflation Reduction
—	1 Vote	The Tragedy of Mark Ruffalo Speaks "Brazilian" to Endorse Free Speech Dead
—	1 Vote	The Product-Naming Guy Is Way Cooler Than Feeding Pigeons