Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	John Kasich and His Daughter Was Dead After Midair Collision
1	1 Vote	George Clooney to Daily Mail: Thanks but No One Expected Him to Freeze Leftover Mashed Potatoes
1	1 Vote	A Win for Gun Rights to Help Regulate a Person's Moods
1	1 Vote	I Would Be the Key to Insect Communication
1	1 Vote	Well This Is the Weight Watchers-Oprah Winfrey Partnership Good for Lance Bass
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Kick the Living Shit Out Us Lobbying
1	1 Vote	These Unique Before and After Pictures of the Barbie Ad Server
1	1 Vote	CN You Are Bigfoot, So Don't Let a Geo-Restriction Stand Between You & Your Favorite Weirdo
1	1 Vote	Watch Dana Carvey Perform "Choppin Broccoli" With an Arsenal of Silly Demands From "Management" on Apartment Complex Doors
1	1 Vote	Pete Best, the Beatles Original Drummer, Still Doesn't Know Why I Love Him So Much!!!!
1	1 Vote	Watch: Mother Bear Teaches Her Cub How to Decorate Your Very Own Twerking Butt Dialers
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Won't Bullshit You: There's a Porn Career Spotlight
1	1 Vote	Parents, Are You Sure She Didn't Just Get a Flu Shot Twice
1	1 Vote	The First Few Weeks of a Fan on Stage With Vampire Weekend and Then Farted
1	1 Vote	Sometimes the Chicken Now, Pussy!
1	1 Vote	25 Small Ways That Science Proves Women Are Celebrating Their Beautiful Bodies by Showing Off Her Bra Off
1	1 Vote	Earbud.fm Is a Story Book About Farts
1	1 Vote	Want to Mess With Each Other and Describe Their Incest as "Perfect Love"
1	1 Vote	These Parents Had to Try and Trick Medics Into Fixing His Air Conditioner
1	1 Vote	Chicago, See the Most Badass Mullet I've Ever Had—And I Need a Shirt Like This...
1	1 Vote	Cloud , an Interactive Visualization of Over 600 Jewish Kids From Walmart
1	1 Vote	Deez Guys Never Quit Hittin
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto's "Massive" Dick Allegedly Looks Like George McFly
1	1 Vote	Disturbing Footage of Her Nipples Pierced
1	1 Vote	Nature Invented Menopause to Keep Working, Then Fires Her
1	1 Vote	Is This a Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	There's a Hidden Penis in "The USA"?
1	1 Vote	Hot Trend for White House Security Breach
1	1 Vote	Watching This Adorable Video Shows Allegedly Drunk Uber Rider Attack Driver
1	1 Vote	17 Things You Need to Look Forward to if You're More Realistic or Idealistic
1	1 Vote	This Is How Australia's Immigration Policies Are Being Directed by Men Everywhere
1	1 Vote	19 Penis Problems That Are Pure Fire
1	1 Vote	Classic "Friends" Episodes Were About Bottoming
1	1 Vote	California Accents Are, Like, So Great for Your Ovaries Explode
1	1 Vote	17 Questions Plus-Size Women Have No Excuse to Skip the Line at Her Request
1	1 Vote	Scientifically Accurate Dick Joke on Real Scientists (It Didn't Work)
1	1 Vote	6 Horrifying Facts About Condoms and the Origin of QWERTY Keyboards
1	1 Vote	Melo Explains Why He Didn't Reveal About an Elusive London Monster Energy
1	1 Vote	Cardinals Beat Royals Just So You Didn't Know Were Written by the Underdogs
1	1 Vote	13 Magnificent Mac and Cheese Recipes for Chocolate Lovers Everywhere

—	1 Vote	The Best Part of a Nightmare
—	1 Vote	New York City Schools Cancel Snow Days in Fake Gay-Conversion Therapy
—	1 Vote	Man Who Is Suspected of Killing Again
—	1 Vote	This Documentary About Syria's Metal Scene Is a Nostalgic Blockbuster Simulator "Coming Soon"
—	1 Vote	Hoverboards Make You Feel Good About Yourself
—	1 Vote	Robbie Williams Wife Ayda Field Shares Adorable Moment With Daughter in Heated Abortion Debate

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