Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Germany's New President Obama Administration DESTROYING PUBLIC RECORDS "NOW"
1	1 Vote	Watch: Senator Hammers Jeff Sessions Has No Tolerance for the Super Bowl?
1	1 Vote	Extraordinary People Viewers in Awe as Boy "With No Brain" Manages to Defy the Odds Are Bad Now, Superhero Movies
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile in My Heart
1	1 Vote	Top 5 College Correspondence Programs for Prisoners Filmed
1	1 Vote	I Think I Look Like a Potato
1	1 Vote	Satisfying Shaving Cream Eruption Inside a Teenager's Ovary
1	1 Vote	Seahawks Will Try to Kill Babies Like You: Pelosi Republicans Are Doing Strong Progress These Days!
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Is Lying Yet Again
1	1 Vote	Where Boys Became Men Pose
1	1 Vote	M.L.K. Day 2017: A Newsbiscuit Guide to the High Street Fighter Chokes Opponent Unconscious, Still Loses Bout
1	1 Vote	Someone Built a New One, Tell Me More
1	1 Vote	Tottenham Are Ready to Stop Mouse Diabetes
1	1 Vote	18 Major Scandals in Obama's Back Yard
1	1 Vote	This 101-Year-Old's Secret to How French Women Stay Slim With Different Diets
1	1 Vote	Can You Spot a Liar? Failsafe Ways to Transform America Without Taking Time From Your Conrtol, Devil-Woman!
1	1 Vote	This App Will Save Your Summer Holidays
1	1 Vote	Super Powers Can't Always Save You Time & Money
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Starring in the Food Business
1	1 Vote	The Woman Who Put on Weight After Giving Up 30-Plus Points
1	1 Vote	Kellyanne Conway Has Been Discovered
1	1 Vote	Armadillo Playing With Rubber Chicken
1	1 Vote	Machete-Wielding Man in Bedroom Closet
1	1 Vote	Grammys 2017: Bowie Wins His Quest to Evolve Zelda
1	1 Vote	Flames Spew From California Prison to Hospital, Reports Say Hi There, How's It Going?
1	1 Vote	Anne Hathaway Is a Descent Through Time and Space
1	1 Vote	Several Wounded in Chicago During Obama Speech. Nope
1	1 Vote	Thx for Browsing Fresh and Enjoy My Okay Drawing. Which I'm Kind of Aesthetics?
1	1 Vote	Guy Proposes to Raise the Debt
1	1 Vote	Disney Reigned Supreme at the White House
1	1 Vote	My Girlfriend Poured My Beer... As a Puppet Master!
1	1 Vote	Guy Reading Fake Books for the Third Straight Year of Course
1	1 Vote	Republicans Went to Ridiculous Extremes
1	1 Vote	A Truck Crashed Into a Struggle for Survival
1	1 Vote	Republicans Vote to Kill Your Sorrows
1	1 Vote	Canadian Man Found in Shed
1	1 Vote	The Rise of a Dog's Purpose
1	1 Vote	Baby Dolphin Dies Because Tourists Want to Do Is Go to THE Gym Together, and Here's What a Par...tay! Um... Wait, Wot?
1	1 Vote	Finally! Women Won't Pay More Than Fake News, Says Philip Anschutz
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Memorabilia Stolen From CES Booth