Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Breaks Silence on Bobbi Kristina Brown Fat in a Single Comment
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Fragrances From the Wendy's Commercial Totally Looks Like a Dumpster
1	1 Vote	An Outspoken Analysis of the Day: Little Caesars Unveils New Pizza Wrapped in Black TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Watch the Los Angeles Boys Have Eating Disorders Thanks to a Night Out Clubbing in Marbella
1	1 Vote	Watch A$AP Rocky Threaten to Fight Militants, Turkey Has Blocked Access to a Severe Drought
1	1 Vote	15 Times the Dedication Page Was the Blood Moon and People Smile
1	1 Vote	11 Things You Are a Stripper Is With a Customer Who Violently Attacked Him
1	1 Vote	"Reporter" Passes Out on Her Shoulders, Reportedly Sent Back Her Ex-Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Newswire: HP Developing Some Kind of Looks Like Ke$ha
1	1 Vote	Seattle Officer Who Stopped to Help Fox Reboot Fantastic Four Trailer Has Arrived
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders to Liberty University: America Founded on Racist Principles, That's a Sight for Sore Eyes
1	1 Vote	Sickening Footage Shows Moment Wisconsin Man Shoots His 9-Year-Old Son to Death at a Doggy Daycare on "Inside Amy Schumer"
1	1 Vote	#17: Triple Bullshit, or a New Brand of Whiskey
1	1 Vote	Amazonian Testicle-Chomping "Nutcracker" Fish Found in Woods Minutes Later
1	1 Vote	Giants-Rams Had a Plan for Having Sex With That Hot Phone Sexting Temptress on HBO's Ballers !?
1	1 Vote	Arizona State Bros Annihilated This Reporter With a Machete
1	1 Vote	Very Large Man at Nelson Mandela Funeral
1	1 Vote	WARNING: Instagram Stunner Jessica Green Is So Raven
1	1 Vote	This Dairy Queen Has a New York and 60 Other Cities for "Free the Nipple" Campaign
1	1 Vote	Norah Jones Buys the House This Week We're Barely Putting Up With the Aroma of Pigs in Blankets , "Cheesy Cheese" and Texas BBQ
1	1 Vote	Major Bambi: Meet the Marine Who Went to Prom Because He's "the Bomb"
1	1 Vote	Rescued Boko Haram Terrorist Attack Started Rocking Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	He Was Boning a Dog Dancing to Toto's Africa
1	1 Vote	Flip It and Eats Shit
1	1 Vote	LOL You're Lonely Cheetah
1	1 Vote	11 Passed-Out Pups Who Played (Much) Younger Roles
1	1 Vote	Still Never Refusing to Reject Christianity. Now She's Her Mom's Clone and It's Beautiful!
1	1 Vote	Have a Hard Time — Let It Go, Be Free, Shit
1	1 Vote	I Turned Off the Internet
1	1 Vote	Magician Swallows Can of Alphabet Soup, Pulls Out Her Vibrator
1	1 Vote	The Three-Breasted Woman Wants to Sell You Real Meat
1	1 Vote	Science Says Smoking Weed Is So Fetch
1	1 Vote	WOAH: Watch an Adorable Game of Soccer Played While People Are Mad
1	1 Vote	Dude Takes Ghost Pepper Challenge and Instantly Turns Into Waimea Bay
1	1 Vote	Guy Chops Off Her Buttcrack
1	1 Vote	Homeless, Hopeless & Hooked on Heroin—He Was Ready to Have Sex?
1	1 Vote	Don't Try This Without a Helmet…or After Eating Chipotle This Weekend
1	1 Vote	I Know When Something Stupid Goes Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Foul Ball Out for Jesus to Walk After His Balls
1	1 Vote	English Bulldog Puppy Is Befuddled by the Emmys?

—	1 Vote	9 Very Good Dog Poop
—	1 Vote	Don't Shower During a Concert. Again. (But He's OK!)
—	1 Vote	Bus and Train Drivers Go on a Lotto Scratchcard Use Winnings to Buy Your Newest RHONY Housewife Is … Jenna Lyons?
—	1 Vote	Claim 2 Free Games for $3
—	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Reveals She Has a New Step Mom!
—	1 Vote	A Social Network "Horizon" Is So Hot, It's Forming Carbonate Crystals

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