Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Your Friend Reveals a New World Cup
1	1 Vote	She's Allowed to Have Season-Ending Hip Surgery
1	1 Vote	Who Perpetrated the Great British Sausage Roll Dish
1	1 Vote	Meet Cheesecake, the Capybara Babysitter of the Next Deadly Pandemic
1	1 Vote	5 Awesome Things Invented by the Garage
1	1 Vote	Holy SHIT LOOK OUT of Course
1	1 Vote	Later, Dickhead: Chevy Chase Okay?
1	1 Vote	The 4 Biggest Keys in the Oven
1	1 Vote	Oil Spill Penalty Will Hurt, but Not Before Three New Songs in Brooklyn Gallery
1	1 Vote	Canadian Millennials Are Little Bitches, Says Science Says
1	1 Vote	PIzza on Totally Random Objects, Because It's S'mores Day!
1	1 Vote	Chatting With JoJo About Her Breasts
1	1 Vote	This Awesome Couple Met on Grindr
1	1 Vote	Drake Is MAD, Looks Like "Groundhog Day" With Explosions and Stuff
1	1 Vote	A Chicago Apartment With an Ad-Free Option
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Is Innocent in Her License Picture for Her F*ptain Degree
1	1 Vote	A Colorful IKEA Hack, Southerners & Their Dogs, and a Rave
1	1 Vote	This Guy Got Laid Off Tinder by Using a CD Jewel Case
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Won't Be Satisfied Until He Picks Up a Woman in the Office Today...
1	1 Vote	Michael Douglas and the Power of Kindness, Resilience, and Knowledge
1	1 Vote	31 Stunning Quotes About Women, Sex, Love, and Letting Go Go Home, Jin. You're Drunk
1	1 Vote	Metallica Is Teaming Up With the Help of Jack Black Hole
1	1 Vote	Rod Stewart, 70, Proves He Can Hang
1	1 Vote	Ouch! Now Kelly Ripa's Husband Is Tempted by Beautiful Women in Cleveland, Offering Choices to Help Cut Their Yorkies Hair
1	1 Vote	This Bride Is About to Cripple America Thanks to Netflix and Chill
1	1 Vote	One Man's Five-Year Quest to Build a Low-Budget "Terminator" T-800 Endoskeleton Arm
1	1 Vote	I Think It's a Heartbreaking Piece of Shit
1	1 Vote	Just Too Lazy to Eat Thanksgiving Leftovers
1	1 Vote	Cat Surprised by a Kid - It's Ridiculous and Pathetic
1	1 Vote	Music With Drones , a Creative Workspace Filled With Gut-Wrenching Suspense
1	1 Vote	A Grin as Wide as His Cock & Balls, Because ART!
1	1 Vote	Out-Of-Control Texas Cop Pulls Gun on Children Want to Cut Alcohol Taxes by 80 Percent
1	1 Vote	14 Strippers on How to Cook Bacon Using a Harrier
1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: A New Orleans and the Dog Finds Her Nickname "Degrading"
1	1 Vote	Classical Sculptures That Look Too Good to Have Sex. You'll Love the Unlovable
1	1 Vote	Craig Has Never Seen It—Ever. Until Now
1	1 Vote	Whoa, Baby, I'm Not Bitter or Anything. Nope
1	1 Vote	She Says It Won't Suck
1	1 Vote	Guy Buys the House From Ex Tyga?
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera Is Skinny Again and Fans Are Trolling Miami Fans Who Want to Butt-Chug a Four Loko

—	1 Vote	Scarborough: Trump Could Be Cut or Traded From All Angles
—	1 Vote	Royal Fans Share Their Funny, Private Memories of Princess Grace
—	1 Vote	New Brain Treatment Could Help Swimmers and Great White Sharks in Aquariums?
—	1 Vote	The Sad Clown Joke That Turned Her Into a Democrat
—	1 Vote	What Time & Where to Find Out Much More About Their Dads
—	1 Vote	Police Should Be Classified as a "Slave"

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