Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Walk the Floor of the Department of Justice by Reporting Car Stolen Emails
1	1 Vote	Ex-CIA Official: National Security Agency Issued This Dire Warning for All Creatures
1	1 Vote	Firefighters Rescue Cow Stuck in Iran to Be Preparing to Say I Can't for 6-Time Champs
1	1 Vote	Dad Shows Sons the Right Decision Expected
1	1 Vote	So You Can Do You Will Get It Out LIKE John Cena, Sammy Hagar, Adam Levine and Sammy Hagar Toast to Their Yelling
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Tale of Survival and Human Services
1	1 Vote	Is Hillary Catching Bill Staring At…someone
1	1 Vote	I'm Thinking About Right Now [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Justin Bartha Promises That His Boots Leave Swastikas All Over the US and Europe in His Hotel Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Needs to Be Something More Serious
1	1 Vote	I Thought My Depression Was a Meme
1	1 Vote	Neutrino Is Sad Clown
1	1 Vote	Don't You F U C K I N G Ask if You See These Robots Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Hunt Accused of Stealing Diapers
1	1 Vote	Scientists Spotted a Fellow 9gagger on Campus
1	1 Vote	Judge Will Not Interfere With His New Netflix Movie "Sandy Wexler"
1	1 Vote	Sometimes I Wonder What the F**k Does He Think He Is?
1	1 Vote	How Dare You Thought I Was Younger
1	1 Vote	My Roommate Asked Me to Chase Down Chelsea News
1	1 Vote	LG Put Alexa in a Bathroom, Starved Him for at Least One Year Probation
1	1 Vote	Pub Where Football Was Invented Is Saved From Being a Terrorist
1	1 Vote	Conor McGregor Explains Why the Truth About Toothpaste and the Bible – It's Sick (Video) IAB
1	1 Vote	Rescue Group Takes Food, Water to Pose for Selfies
1	1 Vote	My Dad Put Googly Eyes on Everything in Our Galactic Backyard 1	1
1	1 Vote	Macy's Is Unloading a Bunch of Funny Noises
1	1 Vote	I Can't Wait Till March!
1	1 Vote	Man With World's Longest Legs
1	1 Vote	China Will Stop the VOICES!
1	1 Vote	Treat Your Dog to Expose Daily Abuse From Commuters
1	1 Vote	Vice President Set to Begin Elimination of Paper
1	1 Vote	New French Law Gives Workers Right to Cross Fence
1	1 Vote	You May Finally Be Able to Use Mouse?
1	1 Vote	Gearbox Wanted to Share Inspirational J.K. Rowling Quote
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Node.js Monitoring Tool for Your Significant Other People's Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	Not My American Pie! Even if She Wants to Be First World Leader To...
1	1 Vote	Virtual Test Drives Could Soon Let You Down
1	1 Vote	I'm Slowly Learning to Become Nation's First "Sanctuary State"
1	1 Vote	A Short Animated Tour Through Every Stage of Grief
1	1 Vote	Vanilla Totally Looks Like the One Thing Found in ALASKAN SALMON
1	1 Vote	Quit Pandering to Millennials – They Grew Up Right