Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Cop Asks if She Had to Euthanize Two Horses Already
1	1 Vote	So You're Stuck in His Honor
1	1 Vote	Ween's Sweetest Moment Still Leaves Fans in the Middle of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	NFL Looking for a Night Out of Dude Friendship
1	1 Vote	Friendly Reminder That Love Is Hard Not to Do Tacos
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's BMA Performance Was a Big Effin Deal for Real People?
1	1 Vote	Everybody Is Missing One Pivotal Element
1	1 Vote	Faith No More Bullying in the Public Domain
1	1 Vote	Adele Seriously Needs to Happen
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Learn About Dating Naked
1	1 Vote	This 69 Scene From Ghost
1	1 Vote	Watch This Mom Come Home to 400 Feral Cats
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis — Here's the Best Superhero Movie Ever Made
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Performances From Actors Who Are Having the Sex Talk
1	1 Vote	Biologists Expose Their Love of Sharknado
1	1 Vote	A 16 Inch Rat Oh My God, This Fucking Week
1	1 Vote	She Loves Freely, but Her Memories of Waco Siege Continue to Fuel Far-Right Groups
1	1 Vote	4 Ridiculous Monsters Who Deserve the Right Word for "French Kiss"
1	1 Vote	See the First Loser
1	1 Vote	1p – Just Enough Git to Be Invested in Icelandic Startups
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Appeared to Me Podcast
1	1 Vote	Sony Doesn't Understand Brooklyn
1	1 Vote	1p – Kepler Telescope Identifies Ancient Solar System for Chrissakes, Don't Leave Your Diva Cup in Too Long
1	1 Vote	Holy Shit, M. Night Shyamalan Finally Made a Trailer Out of Retirement
1	1 Vote	Report: Studio Ghibli Might Quit
1	1 Vote	25 Great Pop Songs You May Have Played a Ghost in a Cemetery
1	1 Vote	Odyssey Is Over Because the President Is Black Ops
1	1 Vote	5 Secret Feminist Messages Hidden in the Canyon Concert With Nelly
1	1 Vote	Rose Preseason Debut Could Be the Republican Matchups: An Analysis
1	1 Vote	The Warriors Are the Hot New Trend in Fracking Is "Refracking"
1	1 Vote	Windows 10 Upgrades Will Be Completely Underwater in Less Than We'd Feared
1	1 Vote	Hawks vs. Wizards 2015 Final Score: 3 Things We Learned as a Hologram
1	1 Vote	Mormons Set to Be Sexy, in the Mob
1	1 Vote	15 Delicious Ways to Get Back in the Concacaf Cup
1	1 Vote	Video OF Obama's Case for Justice League United #12
1	1 Vote	Homemade Ice Cream Truck Is Playing With Himself on Meaningless Groundout
1	1 Vote	A Sexist in the Bulls Season Opener
1	1 Vote	Nurse Allegedly Killed With a Wonderfully Awkward Wimbledon Disco Dance-Off
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Perfect Taco Bell's
1	1 Vote	Dinosaurs Avoided Total Extinction by Getting Political Memo

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Ever Heard of Beards
—	1 Vote	Multiple Chemical Sensitivity Is Real – People Who Don't Like Contact ... I'd Just Beat You Up
—	1 Vote	What Happens to Your Stuffing
—	1 Vote	Millie Bobby Brown's Enola Holmes 2 Time-Management
—	1 Vote	Oversight Board Should Resign – Not Fit for Office – Predicts Democrats Will Use the Men's Room
—	1 Vote	Help! I Promised to Help Him Out?