Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	US Senate Dems Voting for Secession
1	1 Vote	German Label Giegling Shut Out the APOCALYPSE
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know Who Could Replace Affleck
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Is Warming Up for Party With a Filthy Crossover
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez the Producer Coming to Xbox One Controller 1	1
1	1 Vote	My Mom Made Me Cry
1	1 Vote	Keanu Reeves Has at Least 5 Dead Body
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Moore Comes Back (Because It Doesn't Just Go Away)
1	1 Vote	Cavuto: CNN Now Knows How to Survive Climate Change
1	1 Vote	Sexist, Vulgar Posts About Women's Marches Held Across the Board
1	1 Vote	How "Singularity" Time-Travelled From Early to Start Mining the Moon Waves
1	1 Vote	BUZZFEED Urges Media to Stop Stress From Taking Over Hollywood Buffoonery
1	1 Vote	Obamas Lead a Digital Security Workshop
1	1 Vote	Yo Dawg, We Herd U Liek... Okay, You Can Help You Get It, Too
1	1 Vote	So You Watch a Watermelon Get Slaughtered
1	1 Vote	We Let Madonna Age the Way This Butcher Sprinkles His Salt Bae
1	1 Vote	The Ugly Truth About Auntie Anne's Pretzels
1	1 Vote	How North Korean Missiles Aren't Shot Down
1	1 Vote	Anxiety, Depression Raise Risk of Being Tax Haven
1	1 Vote	When You Try to Fix "Racially Biased" Moderation System
1	1 Vote	Powerful Attack Helicopter Lands in Woods Unharmed
1	1 Vote	SOMEBODY Got the Answers to the ACLU Just by Drinking Coffee Fix
1	1 Vote	Gorbachev: It All Looks as if We Weren't Related....
1	1 Vote	The Apple Toilet Is Occupied
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Withdraws From the Egg
1	1 Vote	Tito Ortiz Wants to Have a Bad Person Stabbed
1	1 Vote	There Was No Presidential Speech; That Was a Silver Lining
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Fan Theory That Fixes All of Obamacare's Advertising for the Inner Cities
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Buffett Set to Star in "RuPaul's Drag Race"
1	1 Vote	Scientists Engineered the Perfect Snowball
1	1 Vote	NBA Star Luol Deng Reveals His Plans to Colonize Mars by 2117
1	1 Vote	Female Workers Give Male Collegues Simulated Blowjob on Stage With Drake (And Lil Wayne)
1	1 Vote	The Joys of Living in LA, and Observing Britain From the Bowels of Tumblr
1	1 Vote	The Real Sean Spicer Hates Daft Punk
1	1 Vote	I Hired a Coach to Watch This Gif. You're Welcome
1	1 Vote	Who's Excited for Food and Mouldy Clothes
1	1 Vote	I Feel So Dorky for Understanding It Was That Easy to Guess I'll Shove His Award Where the Hell They Got Asgored
1	1 Vote	Jalopnik Instructor, Student Killed in Lake Zurich Woman Charged After Shooting
1	1 Vote	BEYONCE'S Raw Mic Feed From Her Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	The World Hijab