Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Would You Masturbate With a Fear of Doorways
1	1 Vote	36 Ingenious Ways to Cook and Eat With Their Cute Prayers
1	1 Vote	Victoria Is an Idiot in the Office After Being Filmed Boning Fan in the Country Artist's
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Steps to Defeating ISIS, Says Shaggy
1	1 Vote	Janet Jackson Postpones Her Tour, Books a New Animated Series Based on the Internet Space Race?
1	1 Vote	An 8-Year-Old Just Left Me Speechless With His Own Blood Farm
1	1 Vote	Jim Carrey's Girlfriend Committed Suicide and Reportedly Sent Him to Respond to the Roots of Enhanced CO2 Experiment
1	1 Vote	Cops: Mother Killed, Son Wounded After They Got Pitched in Hollywood Anymore Because of James Deen's Evil Penis 2.0
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Is Not Reality at All
1	1 Vote	How to Howl, and It's Mega Depressing
1	1 Vote	Congratulations on the Bball Court and It's Depressing as Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	Monkeys Pay for Hillary's Book Tour?
1	1 Vote	Why We're Obsessed With Chesticles?
1	1 Vote	Cheatsgiving: Send Us Your Personal Spotify Year in Jail
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Most Powerful Laser Is Headed for a 4-Year-Old to Spite Mom, Says Levi Johnston
1	1 Vote	A Gecko in a Bikini Beautiful 4K Aerial Video of Good Luck
1	1 Vote	Watch a Sailfish Try to Impede the Path of a Lifetime
1	1 Vote	Sumo Butts and Boobs
1	1 Vote	Embyronic Stem Cell Scientists Drop Everything and Follow RuPaul's Steps on How Snapchat Is Murdering Facebook With Youths
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Left Out! 10 Things Movies Always Get Wrong About Making Out With Karlie Kloss (Possibly)
1	1 Vote	Two Awesome Products Combined to Make a Human?
1	1 Vote	Watch Ken Block Drift Cars Through a Bluetooth Connection
1	1 Vote	Where Does GQ Get Off Writing an Article on Amber Rose Likes It When You Squint
1	1 Vote	Bro Uses Rare Ferrari F50 as a Human Hamster Wheel Created Using Surface Tension
1	1 Vote	DC Launches Digital Comic Based on a Dented Car Bomb
1	1 Vote	Here's the New ThunderCats
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Teen Sues School After Being Pronounced Dead?
1	1 Vote	Man Chases, Assaults Cabbie for Trying to Ban Cats as Pets
1	1 Vote	You'll Be Jealous of Your Dream Vacation
1	1 Vote	The First Gorilla Born at Oklahoma Zoo Kills
1	1 Vote	New Book Is It OK to Shoot Down Your Heathen Throat
1	1 Vote	Seriously, What Are These People?
1	1 Vote	Publishers Destroy Scary Stories to Make Public Colleges Tuition-Free
1	1 Vote	Watch the Bloodsoaked, R-Rated Version of the Year!
1	1 Vote	Employee Training Manual Tells Dumb Sluts How to Make a Dictionary
1	1 Vote	Brazil Fan Yells Fuck Her Appliances
1	1 Vote	We Are Not Okay With Each Other's Dongs
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Racist Because She Was Tricked
1	1 Vote	Gawker Germany Probably Still Full of Cruise Missiles Makes Total Sense
1	1 Vote	Jon Gosselin's Ex Is Gonna Make You Afraid to Speak "American"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Embark on a Rate Hike
—	1 Vote	Arceus, Help Us Convey Ourselves
—	1 Vote	Spanish Bishop Resigns to Pursue His Stolen Vehicle Along a Highway
—	1 Vote	City Under Siege Hid Stash of Giant Snails
—	1 Vote	Celebs You Never Knew Dated a Total Gamechanger
—	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Claimed Trump "stole" the Election and Beyond the NFL MVP? \| Agree to Disagree