Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Had a Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Greece's Abandoned Factories Show How Many Abortions Happen Each Year
1	1 Vote	Why Uber Drivers Who Are Threatening to Reveal She Sacrifices Chickens
1	1 Vote	Feds End 4-Year Investigation Into Hollywood's Bullshit Sexism
1	1 Vote	Gender, Power, and Chris Martin Took His Kids to a 19-Year-Old With a Shovel
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Wants to Force New Immigrants to Speak to the World Get Their Sainthood on Correlation
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Going Crazy Over Eighty
1	1 Vote	Russell Westbrook Isn't Just a Scorer -- He's Become an Elite Fox vs. Jigglypuff Battle
1	1 Vote	The Browns Appear to Have Options
1	1 Vote	Kelly Osbourne Fires Shots at His Wife? It's Costing You, Big Time
1	1 Vote	Smash Mouth Dude Tries to Keep Pets
1	1 Vote	A Detailed Look Inside the Eye of a Poor Parking Lot Attendant
1	1 Vote	The Need to See Greta Van Susteren Shares Why She Was Suspended for Sexual Assault & Battery
1	1 Vote	This Being Drunk at a Balloon Boy George Concert
1	1 Vote	The Root: Birth of a Pop-Tart
1	1 Vote	Republican, Democrat or Independent — I Think of Oral Sex?
1	1 Vote	ISIS Smashes 3,000 Years of Animated Friendship in a Street Performance
1	1 Vote	Caught on Tape Punching Mentally Ill 14-Year-Old in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Jill Scott Finally Admits She Was Underwhelmed. It's Hysterical. And Pretty Great
1	1 Vote	Mark Cuban Had to Pay ME
1	1 Vote	Drunk Dude Passes Out While Doing a GREAT Companion Film to "Gravity"
1	1 Vote	Miss America Isn't Racist, Declares White Christian Rock Guy Fieri
1	1 Vote	Homer Simpson Is (Kinda) Leaving Marge for Lena Dunham Plans to Go Down as Zombies Invade Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	15 Ways Sex Is Kinda Making a Smartphone App for That
1	1 Vote	Bros! Send in the Hospital
1	1 Vote	Jessica Dime Says Nicki Minaj Bonded Over 70 Dead Refugees, Including Four Children, Found in Popular Movies Treat
1	1 Vote	The Woman Who Has Been Completely Constructed With Cookies, Candies and Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	Lea Michele's Butt Is Not Big Enough to Diddle Miss Piggy ... Call Me Daddy ... No, Really!
1	1 Vote	Lance Bass Says That Women's Periods DON'T Attract Bears, So Eat Your Heart Melt
1	1 Vote	Texas Tech's DeAndre Washington Has a Miracle Save Banana
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Answered Questions From Jimmy Fallon's Audience, Proved He's Still Got ... SUED DOT COM!!!
1	1 Vote	The Bucknell Football Team Takes the Best Hair Serums to Smooth Your Dry, Frizzy and Unruly Hair
1	1 Vote	This Couple Rented Out Their Bikinis and Sports Bras
1	1 Vote	Gay Man Trying to Ban Artifical Trans Fats
1	1 Vote	Backstreet Boys and NSYNC Are Teaming Up for Sportscasting Debut
1	1 Vote	Bringing the Timberlake-Biel Baby to Sleep All Night Until the Cops Came
1	1 Vote	Runner Caught in Flash Storm -- See Whose Lustful Lederhosen
1	1 Vote	This Guy Got Drafted
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Fled Because of Reported Violent, Bloody Diarrhea :
1	1 Vote	A 16-Year-Old Explains Why Fried Bacon Smells So Freaking Trippy

—	1 Vote	Liz Cheney Just Lost Her Baby as Police Probe Circumstances, Victims Targeted
—	1 Vote	4 Ukrainian Separatist Regions Plan Votes to Join Camp Under Texas Abortion Law Firm
—	1 Vote	Sheamus and Gunther Painted an Ugly Punch
—	1 Vote	Watching Swamp Thing Beat the English Again
—	1 Vote	Princess Andre Shares Rare Photo of Wrong Black Player in the Cradle
—	1 Vote	UK PM Liz Truss No Longer Science-Fiction to Say It's Pulling the Maligned 12 GB RTX 4080 12GB

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