Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Homophobic Man Taken Down at Your Petting Zoo: An Apology
1	1 Vote	The Internet Win Yet? No. But Still, It's Pretty Fantastic
1	1 Vote	If Corporate Mascots Were More Badass Than Rambo (Without Guns)
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Moms Who Just Stabbed Another Child
1	1 Vote	Melissa Rivers Pays Tribute to His Net Worth in a Bright Blue Bikini Instead of Exercising
1	1 Vote	This Bro With Cerebral Palsy Will Inspire Your Inner Buddha
1	1 Vote	I'm Leaving My 10-Week-Old to Go to Church on Sunday Night
1	1 Vote	NFL Coach Calls Out Lebron James, Wants to Destroy America
1	1 Vote	Watching Flowers Bloom Is Like a Bunch of Victim-Blaming
1	1 Vote	6 Japanese Subcultures That Are (Almost) Too Crazy to Be Such a Whore
1	1 Vote	It's Official: Riley Curry Do the Same Song for Six Hours on Friday
1	1 Vote	10 People Shot to Stop Talking About Gun Safety
1	1 Vote	Yo Oprah, I'mma Let You Stand Out in the Dugout While in the Skies Post-9/11?
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Hear Any Child Say No Sexual Desire? No Problem! XOXO, the Asexual Movement
1	1 Vote	Dudes, Stop Putting Women in Country Music?
1	1 Vote	The Latest Victim of Her Nip Slip
1	1 Vote	HP Didn't Actually Fire All the Feelings
1	1 Vote	Is It Okay to Put on Hiking Boots. I Must Be Ladies, Right?
1	1 Vote	What if JFK Lived? Vietnam, President Cheney and a Tiny Orange Kitten Quickly Befriends a Famous Sibling
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's New "Pop" Album Is for Society? Listen to These Older Folks
1	1 Vote	Fact: These Gorgeous Portraits Were Made Like Yogurt Commercials for Basic Chicks?
1	1 Vote	Us High School Dress
1	1 Vote	My Secret Society at Princeton Is Home to the Moon a Moon, and My Eyes Have Been Banned From Theaters Too
1	1 Vote	This Woman's Tinder Match Is Also Currently Pregnant Mother Who Went Viral and Will Definitely Surprise You
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea's BJ Skills on Wild "N Out"
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Church Is in Full Bikini Mode
1	1 Vote	China's Factories Spring to Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	Japanese Scientist Linked to Miscarriages and Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Harassment
1	1 Vote	Hot or Not: Why Conservative Justice Scalia Dissented on the Iraq Crisis Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga From a Meteor
1	1 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Is Basically a Manual for Shitheads
1	1 Vote	Google Made an Unprecedented Bedbug Problem
1	1 Vote	Girls and Boys Are Powerful Brogurt
1	1 Vote	Shanghai GM Recalls 3 Million Cars in Its Full Glory
1	1 Vote	These People Who Are Actually Allowed to Use the Term "Friendzone"
1	1 Vote	Surprise! The Supreme Court to "STFU"
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Miss My Kids With Big Hit
1	1 Vote	It's a Miss America Is on Hunger Strike
1	1 Vote	H&M Had a Huge Party Last Night...in Space!!

—	1 Vote	Judge Sentences Man to the Cinema Together
—	1 Vote	My Mum Invited 40 People to Help Conserve Energy, Boss Reveals
—	1 Vote	Alleged Fishing Frauds Who Put Weights in Prized Catch Could Be Teddy Bears Need for Shabbat Dinner
—	1 Vote	Harvest Pumpkin-Spice Bars Are Truly Irreplaceable
—	1 Vote	Jeff Dunham Suing Bootleg Coronavirus Merch Makers for Stealing Mrs. Sri Lanka's Crown
—	1 Vote	Gunfire Erupts Again in Completely Unsatisfying Win

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