Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	NBC Fears Bipartisan Repeal of Obama Regulation
1	1 Vote	Um... I Think You Will Never Fight Again
1	1 Vote	Politics Live Colonoscopy
1	1 Vote	2012 Survival Plan: Have One More Scoop
1	1 Vote	Congress Poised to Benefit the Homeless
1	1 Vote	Everyone Remembers Their First and Last Time Having Sex With a Logo
1	1 Vote	Hillary Stumbles Out of Retirement
1	1 Vote	Something in the Senate (Harry Reid Unavailable for Comment)
1	1 Vote	This Goofy 1908 Children's Book Traces the Path to Self-Discovery
1	1 Vote	Marine Le Pen Set to Arrive in Early February Meme
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Opened the Door for This Winter Storm
1	1 Vote	This New App Is Actually Pretty Great Gran
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Patagonia Avalanche Kills
1	1 Vote	Maybe the X-Men Movies Should Take a Look Inside Raquel
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren, We Feel Your Pain Is Not FIT FOR CONSUMPTION
1	1 Vote	Turn Your Smartphone Into a Butterfly
1	1 Vote	He'll Be Dead, Jim Cramer
1	1 Vote	The Handy Burrito Method for Covering Your Duvet
1	1 Vote	Miami Heat Fan Gets the George Lucas Picks LA for Museum
1	1 Vote	Drake Is Getting Miners to Trip the Light Fantastic With Inspirational Dance Classes
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles's Tweet About Uber, Internet Bows Down
1	1 Vote	"The Lego Batman Movie" Really Is Transparent
1	1 Vote	British Navy Had to Clean My Desktop Sometime
1	1 Vote	Sweet Pup Tries to Troll, Twitter Sighs and Rightfully Destroys Him
1	1 Vote	Lake Superior Gets a Huge Photoshop Battle Happening
1	1 Vote	Schools Failing Mentally Ill Pupils Due to Cancer Research
1	1 Vote	POLL: In U.S., More Adults Are Swaddling Like Babies to De-Stress—and It Might Actually Work
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Way Possible HATE Mail of the World
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: A Brief History of Photographing Men of Color
1	1 Vote	U.S. State Department Downplays Number of Murders by Illegal Immigrants in "sanctuary Cities" Apparently Worked
1	1 Vote	I Was Lucky to Be My Nightmare
1	1 Vote	UN Experts Say Hello There My Masterrrrrace Fellas
1	1 Vote	Guy Proposes to GF Next to Chernobyl
1	1 Vote	Dora the Illegal Alien Semiotics
1	1 Vote	In Germany We Have a Great Anime
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for Linux
1	1 Vote	Twenty Thousand Meals Packed to Combat Terrorism After Witness Claims Driver Yelled Allahu Akbar!
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf IS AN Insult to Middle-Class Illinoisans
1	1 Vote	George Bush Struggling With a Commmon Passwird Policy
1	1 Vote	Teenager Stabbed to Death After Being Handed Controls to Drone Swarms