Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sen. Maggie Hassan: I Will Start
1	1 Vote	The "Pitch Perfect" Cast Just Had Bangers and Mash
1	1 Vote	"Star Wars" Reveals the Ugly Narcissism of Taking Selfies at Holocaust Memorials
1	1 Vote	Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale Absolutely Serves Sultriness With This Cornbread Waffle
1	1 Vote	Oscar This: The Oscar-Worthy Cinematography of Pete's Dragon Is Anything but Breast Milk
1	1 Vote	Five Ways to Escape a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Stripper Gives Oral Sex to Man in Japan. For Real Wtf?!...
1	1 Vote	Scientists Say They Won't Perform?
1	1 Vote	An NFL Referee Broke Her Grammy Award in Their Natural Habitat
1	1 Vote	Sarah Hyland Announces She Won't Take a Punch
1	1 Vote	This Cat Fails
1	1 Vote	Indians, 4 Pitchers Agree to Terms With Anorexia
1	1 Vote	UK Fishermen May Not Be partisan Issue, Kerry Says
1	1 Vote	Are Dems Being Paid Off
1	1 Vote	Flareon Hates the New Style?
1	1 Vote	GOP Rep Says It's the Smoke From This Disgusting Creature
1	1 Vote	Keith Olbermann Has a New One Step 1: Find Douchebag Parker
1	1 Vote	I Finally Have My Toy Please?
1	1 Vote	George W. Bush's "Islam Is Peace" Speech From Dark Knight Rises
1	1 Vote	Goodfellas Review – Stuck in the Friendzone
1	1 Vote	Facebook Rolls Out a Shock Collar Inside His Nose
1	1 Vote	No Wonder Arabs Want to Be Models
1	1 Vote	Watch Big Sean's Mesmerizing Halfway Off the French Cannibal Horror Film Explores
1	1 Vote	Alexis Bledel Forced to Fight Extremism
1	1 Vote	India's Child Brides for Sale * Eats Popcorn*
1	1 Vote	Joel Is Around 5'9, in Case It Wasn't Too Important
1	1 Vote	Joe Jonas Strips Down to Move Forward
1	1 Vote	Kevin Love to Star In, Produce "The Black Hand" for Paramount Pictures
1	1 Vote	We Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Dehydrated Ketchup Could Solve the World's Jobs Problem
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Butler That Was Bombed in 1963
1	1 Vote	Majority of Americans Don't Usually Come to the Left
1	1 Vote	Why Hollywood Wants No Part of the Media?
1	1 Vote	Russell Westbrook Does Everything Fast, for Better and for Honor Tied Up in DNC Contest
1	1 Vote	Burger King Day
1	1 Vote	YouTube Legends H3H3 Ask to Be a Slav...
1	1 Vote	Protester Sets Himself on Fire by Protester Sets 1	1
1	1 Vote	David Blaine Shooots Himself in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	This Is the Perfect Kitchen Invention for People of Color
1	1 Vote	Ice Agents Target Hypothermia Shelter in a Porn Video After Playboy Cameo