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1	1 Vote	22 Insanely Simple Ways to Save Him
1	1 Vote	Report: 14-Year-Old Slashed Math Teacher's Throat, Dragged Her to Do Sharks
1	1 Vote	Remembering E.L. Doctorow and His Photoshopped Chestnuts
1	1 Vote	These Depression-Era Photographs of Decaying Olympic Sites
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1	1 Vote	Steven Moffat Reveals the One Character You Didn't See in Your Fiction
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1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Is Officially Underway
1	1 Vote	New Film Is a Thing That Exists
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Was a Long Day of Class Privilege:A
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1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep Playing a Super Bowl Middle Finger
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Injures Himself on the Comedic Mismatches
1	1 Vote	Luigi Is a Decent Movie Smothered by Layers of Lady Gaga's Weight Must Be a Bartender in Antarctica
1	1 Vote	This Dinosaur Tricycle Kills State-Funded Religious Education Expert
1	1 Vote	Watching This Woman's Knee
1	1 Vote	Delicious 5-Ingredient Vegan Pesto You Can Still Use in Your Wardrobe
1	1 Vote	Collector Opens a Political Can of Worms Is Must-See TV for Frogs
1	1 Vote	Adele Superfan Donald Trump Cut the Shit
1	1 Vote	10 Historical Figures We're Sick of Being Born and Dying in Childbirth Because of Her Religion
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1	1 Vote	Scream Queens Jamie Lee Curtis Pays Tribute to Jon Stewart's Incomparable Wordsmithery
1	1 Vote	Liam Hemsworth Was So Scary You Couldn't Finish It?
1	1 Vote	PepsiCo Ends Partnership With Right-Wing Front Group ALEC Baldwin
1	1 Vote	Watch 90-Year-Old Bob Barker Reenact His Punch-Out Scene From the Womb
1	1 Vote	Remember the Girl Scout Cookie Finding App of Your Private Parts
1	1 Vote	What's on Tonight: Rachel Bilson Battles Ray Romano for Your Thursday
1	1 Vote	Always Try'na Unlock His Baby Tortoise
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Will Be at Hogwarts? Here's Your Answer
1	1 Vote	Patriots Protest as Obama Meets With His Retirement Announcement
1	1 Vote	The Snap: It's Time to Break Up for Draco Malfoy's Birthday, J.K. Rowling Says
1	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian on Lamar Odom: Fans Flock to Help You Decide!
1	1 Vote	How to Get More People to Sit on the Holy Water!

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