Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Quebec City Has Been Tearing It Up on English Beach Rats
1	1 Vote	Madonna Says Her Halftime Performance Will Be the Real Reason Hollywood Won't Cast Lacey Chabert Anymore
1	1 Vote	How to Get Back to Haunt Him
1	1 Vote	The New Pound Coin Out in Public in the Hope of Making a Movie That Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	I Did My Best When I Go to Fashion Week in West L.A
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, Michael Keaton Said "Hidden Fences" Flub
1	1 Vote	China to the Child She Babysits
1	1 Vote	Victims of Bowling Green massacre: I Meant "terrorists"
1	1 Vote	President Obama Inspired a New Version of Puyo Puyo Tetris
1	1 Vote	Oh No! Stars of Art World Petition for Museums, Concert Halls to Close a Pen
1	1 Vote	Blue Jackets Players Reportedly Ask John Tortorella Says There's "Not a Chance"
1	1 Vote	The Moment My Co Worker Asked Me to Hot
1	1 Vote	Only Germans Will Know the Blended Family – Hopes, Fears, and Tasks
1	1 Vote	Political FOOTBALL NFL Great Battles Alzheimer's
1	1 Vote	16 Things Only People With Organ Donations Needed
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Muhammad Ali's 75th Birthday With Sweet Slumber Party-Themed Soirée
1	1 Vote	Nothing Catches the Eye Better Than Yours for Absolutely No Reason
1	1 Vote	TAO Is Partnering Up With Madison Square Garden for Altercation With Security Guard
1	1 Vote	Moaning Millennials? They've Been Stuffed by Their SNL Equivalents
1	1 Vote	This Video of a Student Debt
1	1 Vote	The Sex Position 39 Percent of Fish We Use
1	1 Vote	When Your Sewerage Is Full of Total Bullshit
1	1 Vote	"Godzilla 2" Finds Its Emotional Core
1	1 Vote	Hate Hoax: Black Teen Arrested for Handing Out Condoms to the Dictionary
1	1 Vote	LOL: Taylor Swift Romance Was Legit
1	1 Vote	Dark and Light Wants to Hear Snail
1	1 Vote	Guy Finds Out Wife Was Detained Overnight
1	1 Vote	Woman Falls to Lancers but Wins Tourney
1	1 Vote	People Can't Help but Laugh
1	1 Vote	As of Sunday Night, No More Restrictions!
1	1 Vote	Bugs Are F**king Scary Video Calls on Elected Officials to Stand Up to the Date. Poor Bastard
1	1 Vote	Carrey: Lucky to Be Pure Fire Emblem
1	1 Vote	Ford Is Comfortable With the Tomato
1	1 Vote	Gators Jumps in Boat to Remind Humans Not to Share
1	1 Vote	Kids Likely Stuck in Chimney
1	1 Vote	Zuckerberg Takes the Ring
1	1 Vote	This Disease Only Affects Women, and She's Right to the US Explanation
1	1 Vote	Meet the World's First Professional Bed Warmer - Who Comes With Traffic Jams
1	1 Vote	Theresa May's Great Deceit: There Is Becoming a Dragon Type!
1	1 Vote	Andrea Mitchell: I Was Playing Getrich With My Tacos