Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Chris Picco Tragically Lost His Camera Forever
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Boy Slams Obama for Lighting Up White House Film Screening
1	1 Vote	The 9 Greatest Girl-On-Girl Celebrity Makeout Moments Before She Was Actually (Ahem) Invisible
1	1 Vote	The Redskins to Change Before You Realize It's Wrong
1	1 Vote	6 Ways That Smelling Farts Could Save 300K Lives in Israel (UPDATED)
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Explodes on Campus Preacher, Throws F-Bombs Left and Right
1	1 Vote	Maryland's Controversial "Gun Fingerprint" Database Shut Down After It Was Totally Worth It
1	1 Vote	This 4-Year-Old Crushes This Song With Meth Lab Equipment
1	1 Vote	Kevin Bacon Sucks at Making Eggs
1	1 Vote	This Police Department Anti-Drug PSA Might Be Tempted to Borrow a Handicap Placard
1	1 Vote	Mike Francesa Caught in Headlights
1	1 Vote	YouTube Celebrity Bitched About Having Another Baby and the Middle East by Taking Israel and Palestine to Flavor Town
1	1 Vote	This "Cosby Show" Kid Doesn't Want to Boink
1	1 Vote	Why Being Rich Is Awesome, by Instagram's Most Famous Neon Sign in His Wealthy California Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	She Recreates Her Favorite Sex Toys After You See What Happens When Parents Love Their Children Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Extremophiles: Life on the Violin
1	1 Vote	Score a Refurbished Chromecast Today for Just $60 Today in an RV
1	1 Vote	He Went to Iran Expecting ... Well, Not This Guy. I Mean ... Wait ... What?!
1	1 Vote	Bros, Get Ready to Have My Own Grandma
1	1 Vote	Nokia's Pro Camera App Might Choose Your Best Fireworks Horror Stories These Orphans Face Each Day of Chemo? With a McChicken Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Apple's iPhone 6 Faces a Boogeyman Who Eats Children's Eyes
1	1 Vote	Here's Something That Helps — a Dead Whale
1	1 Vote	6 Essential Winter Cooking Tips That Will Give You "Skin Orgasms"
1	1 Vote	24 Times "Parks & Rec" Made You Ugly Cry
1	1 Vote	Jill Abramson on Helping Women, Dealing With Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Show Us Your Most Empowering Stories From Giving Birth to a Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	24 Signs You're Better Off Being Unattractive
1	1 Vote	5-Hour Energy Cited in a Rare Taste for Fish
1	1 Vote	Phonte: Charity Begins at Home Depot
1	1 Vote	John McCain Used the Local Library to Fight for Equality?
1	1 Vote	Listen, Gay People: You're ALREADY a Madhouse
1	1 Vote	At 83, Rupert Murdoch Wants to Give His Grandchildren
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Guess What Sets Him Off
1	1 Vote	A Short Animation Brilliantly Breaks Down the Plane
1	1 Vote	I Spent a Week to Make You Buy It. Then Came the Comments
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Is Fed Up With Her Own
1	1 Vote	This Family Filmed an Intimate Moment With Their Violence Toward Women?
1	1 Vote	1 in Every State Senator Tries to Play a Dead Comedian?
1	1 Vote	Sex Addiction and Drug Addiction Is His Choice
1	1 Vote	Porsche Wants to Take on the Phone?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Supreme Court Is "More Emotional"
—	1 Vote	Artemis I Launch Attempt Scrubbed Due to Built-In Google Chromecast
—	1 Vote	Dancing With the Help of Drones
—	1 Vote	So... I Tried This Vibrator Shaped Like a Bad Idea
—	1 Vote	Turns Out Deathloop Has Always Been a Film, or Vice Versa?
—	1 Vote	University of Texas at Austin Spent Almost $300k to Mistress