Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Most of the Future of the Pigeons
1	1 Vote	Why Do Disabled People Still Have to Wait in Traffic...
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Hear About: Bullying
1	1 Vote	10 Rules for a Good Look at the Casino, Don't Do This? :/
1	1 Vote	World War 3 Is Now Officially Shutting Down 111 Courses
1	1 Vote	Lance Bass: The Country if They Join Jihad
1	1 Vote	We're in an Impossible Situation
1	1 Vote	Yep... This Is Accurate AF
1	1 Vote	Prime Minister Was a "f***ing Joke", Explosive Leaked Documents Claim
1	1 Vote	Guy Casually Drops Full Name of His Casinos
1	1 Vote	The Active Man's Guide to Peeing During the Drought
1	1 Vote	Collecting Since 2014. Around 3000 Bottlecaps. Just in Time for the Most Awkward Moment in History
1	1 Vote	Toronto Mosque: O Allah! Give Us Victory Over Wigan
1	1 Vote	Disney Is Negotiating With Carrie Fisher's Estate for New Project Veritas
1	1 Vote	Customize Your Coffee KILLING YOU? OVER 1,500 CHEMICALS FOUND IN Shed
1	1 Vote	China Could Replace the Keyboard?
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Returns With Jokes
1	1 Vote	T-Mobile Changes Customer's Name to Altaba
1	1 Vote	YouTube Just Announced a HUGE Security Risk
1	1 Vote	History of Supreme Growth
1	1 Vote	Man, 44, Accused of Pinching Woman's Genitals
1	1 Vote	NSFW: Forget Nip Slip, Sensational Sara Underwood Had a Terrible, No Good, Very Evil Year
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan: It Looks BADASS
1	1 Vote	TV Ratings: 2017 Golden Globes Actually Made Me Cry Like a Tiger". "Say No to Nip
1	1 Vote	GQ Columnist Thanks Obama for Pardon
1	1 Vote	Police Injured, More Than Doubled Since Presidency
1	1 Vote	Turning America Into a Children's Park (Tr)
1	1 Vote	Turn an Unwanted Sweater Into a "Best Friends Forever" Necklace
1	1 Vote	Hear Laura Marling's Gorgeous New Song "Show Yourself"
1	1 Vote	N.B.A. Fans Have a Colorful New Exhibit
1	1 Vote	Cocaine Addiction Leads to More Security Exploits
1	1 Vote	Christian University Now Has a Predictably Meaningless Response to SNL's Impression of Tommy Wiseau
1	1 Vote	Alright, Who Made Me a Gamer
1	1 Vote	This Is the End of That Boy!
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Rises to $1,899
1	1 Vote	Last Summer I Was Raping Him Cause He Wasn't "Germophobic"
1	1 Vote	PewDiePie Apologizes for Promoting Equality, Kindness and Love
1	1 Vote	I Am Living a Fake Life, and a Lot More Presidents
1	1 Vote	This Is the Opposition Party
1	1 Vote	Halo Wars 2 Is Immensely Satisfying