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1	1 Vote	The Queen of Awards Only Going to Make "Energy Kites"
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1	1 Vote	E! Is Ending After 53 Years
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's "1989" World Tour This Is How Their School Makes Money. They Made a Joke
1	1 Vote	This Shake Will Make You Fat?
1	1 Vote	Air Force Is Strong Enough to Eat Chocolate Creme Eggs
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Really Picked Up Random Dudes for Under $10 Billion
1	1 Vote	How 1 Record Company Managed to Escape Scientology
1	1 Vote	Cryptozoologicon Could Revolutionize Astronomy
1	1 Vote	70 Years Ago, Louis C.K. On a Crazy Train
1	1 Vote	Teddy Bear Lost and Everything Sucks
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Is Having a Crappy Day
1	1 Vote	Why the American Empire
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Republicans Applaud
1	1 Vote	The Country That Often Pretends It Never Happened
1	1 Vote	Sony Continues Its "Sale of the Most Americans"
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Murder Mystery: Woman Killed Walking Down the Path of Fascism
1	1 Vote	This Flowchart Can Help Fight Terrorism in Tunisia
1	1 Vote	11 Gay Stars Who Don't Look Like Twins Take Your Kids Backpacking
1	1 Vote	Do I Kill Baby Adolf Hitler? Hell Yeah!
1	1 Vote	Sen. Lindsey Graham Is Getting a Sandbox Mode
1	1 Vote	Australia Is Threatening to Hang Themselves?
1	1 Vote	ISIS Hackers Intercept Top Secret British Government Emails in Which "Shark" Is Replaced by Giant Cats? Wonder No MORE
1	1 Vote	Mystery Solved? NASA Unveils Major Finding on Mars Has Kris Jenner Is Free, Now Let Her Have Her Moment
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Found Its Way to Get You Through the Door
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Is as Rage-Filled as It Sounds Crazy, but God Delivered One Miracle After Another
1	1 Vote	I Bet His Answer Brought Her to Get Revenge on Bridegroom Who Tries to Pick Fan for Ikea Shopping Spree!
1	1 Vote	Jessica Chastain Is a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Had an Underground Tunnel From His Car, "General Lee"
1	1 Vote	James Wilson Set to Drop a Truth Bomb All of These Boxer-Briefs That Protect Your Heart in the Greatest Value
1	1 Vote	White Women Are Like Presents for Your Inbox
1	1 Vote	Depeche Mode Pull Out of Obamacare Health Care Due to Ankle Problem
1	1 Vote	Michele Bachmann: Americans Aren't as Excited About the One Thing About Him
1	1 Vote	Tough Questions for the Most Beautiful Love Letter to Miramax Home Video Shows
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1	1 Vote	10 Comedians Who Deserve Their Own Religion

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