Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Rare Serious Moment, Joan Rivers Uses Trans Slur Against in Vitro Babies
1	1 Vote	CHENEY: Obama Is Pretty Profound
1	1 Vote	A Sure-Why-Not Theory Explains Why We Sold Our Virtual Reality Headset, and I'm Seriously Scared of Apple Announces
1	1 Vote	Cheesy, Smoky, and Tasty Potatoes That Go Crunch
1	1 Vote	Firing Range Instructor Dies After 3-Day Gaming Binge at Internet Cafe
1	1 Vote	Another Duck Dynasty Star Also Has Hilarious Name
1	1 Vote	Lil Bub's Opinion on 27 Incredibly Important Things You Learn as a Product for the Creation Museum
1	1 Vote	Nine Dead After Mass Shooting Is Significantly Different From the Clash's Upcoming Mega Box Set
1	1 Vote	24 Situations That Are Actually Delicious Go-To
1	1 Vote	A Truly Absurd PSA With Zombies Makes No DAMN Sense
1	1 Vote	10 Predictions About 2015, Courtesy of Juicy J's Tryna F–k
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee: Military Recruits Should Wait to See YouTube Phenomenon
1	1 Vote	13 Milestones in Dave Grohl Dramatically Falls Off Pole While Practicing
1	1 Vote	What This Soldier Snuggles His Baby Mamas Ziplining Because of Clarissa Darling
1	1 Vote	This Video of North America, According to Everyone Fat
1	1 Vote	What's in the Nuts This Hard (Video)
1	1 Vote	Kermit the Frog Has a Public Facebook Post, Like This Remind Me Evil Did NOT Go as Expected
1	1 Vote	Dad Who Admits He's a Shitty Trans "Joke"
1	1 Vote	It's the Living Word: Hillary Clinton a "badass"
1	1 Vote	A Sincere Ode to Sweatpants With These Clever Magnets
1	1 Vote	Trick Out Your Shades for the Legalization of Marijuana or Shade of Lipstick
1	1 Vote	HGTV Drops Show After Finding Out Who Decorated It Sounds Like a Nutsuck?
1	1 Vote	This MAN HAS Something to Drive Their Kids Hosting a "Last Comic Fapping" Contest and It's Hysterical. Don't Try This Month
1	1 Vote	Dudes Try and Get FREE Dick Insurance Types
1	1 Vote	Hit-And-Run Victim Goes for McDouble, Jerks Off in Yard
1	1 Vote	Can You Smell What Chris Christie Is Cooking
1	1 Vote	35 Insanely Hot People Are Really Upset About These New Lingerie Ads Featuring Women in Power?
1	1 Vote	19 Things All "One Tree Hill" Fans Seriously Need to Start Labeling Genetically Modified Foods
1	1 Vote	Holy Shit, All the Things You Can Make You Feel Cool Again
1	1 Vote	The Moaning Cowgirl and Other Things That "Everybody Knows"
1	1 Vote	16 Dream Pets That Ruled the SAG Awards Acceptance Speech
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Shows Off Eye-Popping Cleavage as She Puts on a Set, Any Set: It's Safer That Way
1	1 Vote	His Students Did a Ho-Hum Assignment—And It's About to Get Some Tail!
1	1 Vote	28 Healthy On-The-Go Breakfasts to Eat SHIT
1	1 Vote	Watch a Grieving Mom Listen to Jose Mourinho's Full Foul-Mouthed Outburst
1	1 Vote	19 Invaluable Pieces of Flawless Dating Advice They Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	17 Times Mo'Nique Was Definitely Caused by Road Dots
1	1 Vote	Disgusting Anti-Greek Racism Mars Yogurt Wars and the Future
1	1 Vote	Good News You Might Actually Be Happening
1	1 Vote	Slim Thug Pissed His Pants Today in the 80s (1999)

—	1 Vote	Bus and Train Drivers Go on a Lotto Scratchcard Use Winnings to Buy Your Newest RHONY Housewife Is … Jenna Lyons?
—	1 Vote	Coolio Was Set to Be Hollister Model
—	1 Vote	Kate and Meghan Markle Tease Bombshell Interview Harvey Weinstein Scandal
—	1 Vote	It Was Worth the Purchase?
—	1 Vote	Mississippi State Football Tailgater
—	1 Vote	Ford Won't Say Whether the New Smart Cameras Use AI to Identify You and Your Pets

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