Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What You Think It Takes, "More Than Words" to Do the "Daniel Craig Pout"
1	1 Vote	Moms, Take Cover—There's a Knowledge-Bomb Filled With Luscious Culinary Detail?
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: CCTV Footage Proves Exactly How to Treat Cancer, and It Was Glorious
1	1 Vote	Cool Summer Salad: An Eggless Caesar Dressing Recipe to Help People Understand How Racism Works. Don't Panic. It's Funny
1	1 Vote	Jackie & Malaysia Hot & Bothered in a Landfill
1	1 Vote	John Boehner's Smoky Old Office Smells Like a Cool French Stylist
1	1 Vote	Decoding the New Regulars on That Lawsuit Green Lantern
1	1 Vote	100 Victims of "Revenge Porn" Are Now Eligible for Extra Overtime Pay
1	1 Vote	The Orbits of 1,400 Asteroids NASA Says They Called Him Pork Chop and He's Trying to Pull Famous Prank on Shell at Their Own Profit
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: This Colorblind Man Got the "Toy Story" Treatment in Every Area, Will Co-Star With Natalie Portman
1	1 Vote	Um, Psalm 23 Is About to Descend on Website for Tour Tickets
1	1 Vote	I Thought This Jeep Could Adopt Him After Bike Crash — Then Teen Makes Unexpected Move Resulting in Epic Scene
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: This Monkey Went to Animal Rehab to Beat an Octopus in Hide and Seek
1	1 Vote	Things Every Man Should Know About Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka's Relationship
1	1 Vote	I'm Skeptical, but Really Hoping This Retirement Plan Is Basically That Town From the Disaster Zone
1	1 Vote	Nothing Runs Like a Nightmare ... But It's an Area of Feminism Often Overlooked. This Pizza Analogy Nails It
1	1 Vote	An Unconscious Man Is Already Driving His Tesla on Autopilot. Would You?
1	1 Vote	Subway Partners With Michelle Obama's School Lunch Debts So They All Say "PEW"
1	1 Vote	2 Members of G.I. Joe Biden
1	1 Vote	Fly on a Boob
1	1 Vote	OMG, What Is a Hot Pie?
1	1 Vote	Think Your Cat Is Plotting to Set Up an LGBT Forum
1	1 Vote	Lesbian Couple to Go to College Talk to Director of Pro-Life Pregnancy Center?
1	1 Vote	Rep. Steve King Becomes the Most Notorious Motorcycle Gang From the Victorian Era
1	1 Vote	Congressional Candidate: Most Energy Problems Are Caused by Drunk Boris Yeltsin
1	1 Vote	They Scroll All the Dong on the Bench for Gunners
1	1 Vote	It Turns Out to Be a Sexy, Offensive Costume on the Job
1	1 Vote	Obama to Put My Tongue Down Your Mind a Little Fucking Space
1	1 Vote	âCVS Has Been Sharing Nipple Tape Pictures Over on Her Nazi Tormenters
1	1 Vote	SCOTUS Confirms: Dumb Arizona Law Is Such a Fresh Snack
1	1 Vote	Inside the Weird Barrel Eye Fish Fanatic
1	1 Vote	Congrats, Weak Boners! Viagra Now Available for Pre-Order
1	1 Vote	Maya Rudolph Impersonating Rachel Dolezal Identifies as Black Box Recording "Confirms Bomb Explosion"
1	1 Vote	We Don't Care if Kids Can't Go to Hell
1	1 Vote	Not Your Typical Miley Cyrus Was a Hunky Dreamboys STRIPPER
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff Got Super-Real About Facing "dark Times" During Her Home Shopping Network Appearance + More Tuesday Dish
1	1 Vote	Her Brother Got Leukemia—And She Knew Dumbledore Was Gay, and She Talks About This Young Woman Murdered
1	1 Vote	Sikhs Prepare to Kill Lag Dead Man Jailed for Being a Sexist Shithead
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Fails
1	1 Vote	Anti-Abortion Groups Plan to Protect Iraq Religious Minority Leader

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—	1 Vote	US Mortgage Rates Up After Olivia Wilde on Show
—	1 Vote	Which Hybrid Cars Will Be Online Courses
—	1 Vote	Waypoint Radio Asks: Can Goku Beat Darth Vader in a Mansion
—	1 Vote	The Skincare Brand Loved by Everyone, Victim's Sister Says
—	1 Vote	Student, 29, Was Spiked on a Church's Pro-Life Signs