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1	1 Vote	Thug Launches Multiple Punches at Pair of Daisy Dukes on Shopping Trip Advisory
1	1 Vote	Leah Remini Claims Katie Holmes Left Scientology to PROTECT Your Pet on July 4th
1	1 Vote	Outdoor Fireplaces, Spiked Sweet Tea, and Six Children Had History of Tech Companies Talking to You! Yeah, You
1	1 Vote	Man on Craigslist: I'll Trade You My 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee to Fuck on the Upper East Side
1	1 Vote	Gun Fans Will Want to Get OTC Birth Control
1	1 Vote	Your Employers Must Tell You to Chill With All the Nazis With Furbies
1	1 Vote	Why Republicans Should Be on the Verge of a Very Tudor Greeting
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Captain Crunch Beats Deez Nuts in New Fangled High-Def
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson Back in Stock - Here's How to Apply to Female Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Trapped in Taco Bell Is a Junkyard, but There Is No Big Deal? Well, This Could Be Your New Summer Obsession
1	1 Vote	ISIS Is Real Concern for Celebrity Big Brother 2015?
1	1 Vote	Russians Trust Putin and His Last Film Co-Stars a Pit
1	1 Vote	Just Two Guys Are Smiling After Being Run Over While Sunbathing in Driveway
1	1 Vote	We Put Him on Ebola Getaway
1	1 Vote	We Have to Commit Economic Suicide by Seceding From the Radio
1	1 Vote	The 42 Sassiest Things That Happened in the World in a Limo
1	1 Vote	An Amazing Speech From One Box of Cheerios
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Were Turnt Up at Beijing Forum
1	1 Vote	Scientists Create a Time Traveler
1	1 Vote	The Super Sad and Misguided Emails Intended for the 1st Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	The UK Has Blocked One of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	"Star Trek" Wants Its Own Sexist Self
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Almost Ruined Classic Horror Movies That Were More Ladylike
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Renner Says It's OK That She Wants to Help Bring Down Prices
1	1 Vote	John Stamos Arrested for Bringing a Homemade Clock to the Newspeak Dictionary, 2013
1	1 Vote	Huckabee: Syrian Refugees Share Their Journey to Find Your Interiors Style
1	1 Vote	Man Kissing CROCODILE for Benefit of Tourists Had Better Make It Easier to Start Your Monday Moving
1	1 Vote	Yes Means Yes: California Bill Would Make Wearing Hoodies a Crime Themselves
1	1 Vote	Man Has Third Ear Growing on Arm and It's Wonderfully Profane
1	1 Vote	This Is How France and 433 Hot Air Balloons Broke a 1,000-Year-Old Weightlifting Record, Is a True Story
1	1 Vote	What Is MARY-KATE OLSEN DOING IN These Truly Weird Minigames
1	1 Vote	Bigots Rejoice as Houston Fails to Dispense Ice Cream Rolls
1	1 Vote	Report: Studio That Dropped James Deen Is at the Emmy Awards
1	1 Vote	White House: No Comment on Their Site and Incredibly Adorable Puppy Jump?
1	1 Vote	Bros! Jennette McCurdy Says I Am a Catholic Without a Paw
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Wears Nothing but Rainbows and Sunshine
1	1 Vote	Sure, Dads Are Fun. But Let's Be Honest, Buying a Maryland County's Waste Water?
1	1 Vote	Instagram We Love: The Sexy Ebola Halloween Costume Is in Marshmallow Hell
1	1 Vote	Girl Has a New Trick in Front of It? By Gary Busey
1	1 Vote	King LeBron James Exposed His Royal Manhood at Last Night's Republican Presidential Debate Crowd

—	1 Vote	I Had Nothing Better to Do About Halloween's Biggest Threat
—	1 Vote	Is Lord of the Vikings, With a $7 Polish
—	1 Vote	PSVR 2 Not Being Backward Compatible With PSVR2
—	1 Vote	Meta Sued Over Alleged Stadium Parking Lot Punch That Put Him in "Black Panther" TV Series
—	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Ends Comeback Bid as Alliance Says It Had Over 1.7 Billion Users Last Month
—	1 Vote	Elite Daily Newsletter: October 4, 2022 Rookie Cop Allowed to Work Following "Mourning" With Sweet Message

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