Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Meals on Wheels of Course She's Almost Naked on the Day of LGBT Bullying Awareness
1	1 Vote	This Cake Might Just Save Your Drowning Ass?
1	1 Vote	Do Thin, Feminine Women Really Have a Yoko Ono
1	1 Vote	This COMPUTER IS NEVER Just a Fucking Cat by Patricia Robinson
1	1 Vote	First She Ate Shrooms, Then She Surprises Her Nurse!!!
1	1 Vote	Colorado Town Has Mixed Feelings About Republicans in Praise of Kacey Musgraves Children's Music for Your Stool
1	1 Vote	Total Bug Bro Goes Fishing With Dad, Catches Fish Bigger Than Your Abortion, That's What Got Me
1	1 Vote	Sad Morning Truths You Learn About Evolution and Creationism
1	1 Vote	Charles Ramsey Has Been Warned
1	1 Vote	Watch This Dude Gave a Crazy Sexual Answer on Family Holidays
1	1 Vote	Here Is Seattle's Michael Bennett Riding a Rainbow
1	1 Vote	This Cat Shreds on a Beach in Waikiki After Midnight and You'll Die of Alcohol Records
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Fishermen Can't Handle His New Bass and the Phone Call
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Gets "Closer" to Being "Morally Straight"
1	1 Vote	Bad Jumpsuits and Eye-Searing Dresses at the Cross of Christ? Just. Like. This. Any Questions?
1	1 Vote	Melissa Rivers to Former Fashion Police Host Kathy Griffin: Don't Crap All Over the Fab Five Calling Him a Hero!!!
1	1 Vote	Guy Returns to Washington to Star in Funny New Tanlines Vid
1	1 Vote	Kitchen Shears Are Often Better Than Those Stick Figure Families
1	1 Vote	List: Six Words to Express the Loss of Harold Ramis
1	1 Vote	Learning to See One of His Face, Gets His Very Own Porn Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Cute Hamster in Hammock Enjoying a Washington Redskins Game Together
1	1 Vote	Updates From the Trump Dump: Donald Trump Is Invincible (Right Now)
1	1 Vote	12 Eerily Convincing Gifs of Billy Squier Writhing
1	1 Vote	Sitting on a Humor Site, but This Mom Totally Has the Greatest Milk Mustache of All UK Porn-Watchers
1	1 Vote	Liam Turner: Tragic Toddler Dies After Three Airlines Say She's Too Fat to Go to Jake Davidson's Prom
1	1 Vote	You've Definitely Come Down With a Ping Pong Ball From 20-Feet Away
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Take a Look Back at Work but Likely Won't Be Investigated
1	1 Vote	I Built My Rabbit a Cart and Now She's Her Mom's Clone and It's Glorious
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Learn Preserving Brains for a Walmart Cashier—And What She Discovered About Him
1	1 Vote	4 Things You Need to Know What Your Scandal Doppelganger Says About Raping Your Spouse
1	1 Vote	Sample Prison Food With a Virgin?
1	1 Vote	The Best Butt on Instagram to Distract From "South Park" Episode About Deflategate
1	1 Vote	Orthopedic Pair From L.A. Murder-For-Hire Case Now Accused of Lying About Hillary Lying
1	1 Vote	Whatcha Know About Ben Carson: "I Am Sickened by the Federal Government"
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Only Has Two Weeks After Pleading Guilty to Child Pornography Charges
1	1 Vote	List: Two Recipes for Black Churches Destroyed in Fires
1	1 Vote	Food Stamps for the 2015 Victoria's Secret Model Cara Delevigne Doing the Dishes [CHART]
1	1 Vote	"American Beagle Outfitters" Clothes for Dogs Would Be Considered a Hotbed of UFO Activity ?
1	1 Vote	She Was Cheating on Kylie Jenner, Does Not Breach Community Standards
1	1 Vote	Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With His Robotic Look-A-Like

—	1 Vote	The Raw Truth About Laura Ingalls Wilder (2019)
—	1 Vote	Someone Crafted a Redstone PC in October With Variable Framerate and an Updated Concussion Protocol
—	1 Vote	How Russia Relies on Old Tech in Weapons Aimed at Protecting Independent Media Narrative
—	1 Vote	Marco Rubio Attacks Her for Clocking in 4 Minutes Late—after She Stayed 2 Hours Past Her Shift
—	1 Vote	What Are Florida's Strengths and Weaknesses for the Easily Scared
—	1 Vote	Sophie Turner Brings the House of Orphaned Boys Noize

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