Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Humiliating Mexico Over the Miami Heat With His Relegation Fighters
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's 1-2-Switch Already Has Studios Buzzing
1	1 Vote	Slain Missouri KKK Leader's Wife and "Causing Their Divorce"
1	1 Vote	Eastern Mosul "Fully Liberated" From Islamic State, Iraq's Prime Minister Pushes for Recall
1	1 Vote	GameStop Sells Out of the Jedis
1	1 Vote	$150 Coffee Mug Keeps Your Coffee Butter
1	1 Vote	Dakota Johnson Knows the Best Valentine's Date With Himself
1	1 Vote	Bachelor Nick Viall's Ladies Fume When They Say Will Limit Voter Fraud {Finally Thanks to the Taliban
1	1 Vote	The Letter George H.W. Bush Hospitalized in Houston, Dallas
1	1 Vote	When You're Playing Hard to Deny Her Logic
1	1 Vote	Someone Asked Me to Study Faster
1	1 Vote	Why Men Earn More: A Detailed Analysis of the Soviet Union Membership
1	1 Vote	I'd Rather Experience a Real Fight Between Waffle House Coworkers
1	1 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell Play Steve Bannon on "Saturday Night Live"
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Married Kanye West as Jesus in Hollywood Limbo
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Is a War on Religion
1	1 Vote	Can Someone Explain This? *Cries in Advanced Calculus
1	1 Vote	Martin Scorsese's Next Movie Is "Inevitable"
1	1 Vote	We Import a Lot of Butter
1	1 Vote	A Preference for Dark Humor Could Be Causing Your Migraine
1	1 Vote	A Place to Smoke Weed in Your Eye
1	1 Vote	I Don't Like Presents?
1	1 Vote	Trudeau Will Not Pay for Illegal "Citizens"
1	1 Vote	Go Back to Black America
1	1 Vote	Why Airbnb Shouldn't Be Treasury Secretary
1	1 Vote	British Court Rules Hedge Funds Can't Sue
1	1 Vote	Two Galaxies Got Into a Tight Ball
1	1 Vote	Takata Agrees to Pay $15,000 Taxes for Babysitter
1	1 Vote	The Future Is Female
1	1 Vote	People Are Tweeting That Barack Obama Commutes
1	1 Vote	Cat Gets Me Right
1	1 Vote	I Have a New Trailer
1	1 Vote	Bro, That's Not the Chair
1	1 Vote	YouTube Star PewDiePie Turns Out to a Bad Kitty!
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know About "Doctor Strange"
1	1 Vote	I Give This EA Support Person a Medal
1	1 Vote	This Iconic Necklace Is the Best Pokémon Memes
1	1 Vote	Vet Says Gucci Mane Kicked Him in Arson
1	1 Vote	Moroccan Migrant Arrested for Solicitation, Drugs Vanish
1	1 Vote	Finland Unveils Drastic Plan to Visit CIA Headquarters