Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hungry Leopard Leaps Into Waterhole to Catch Glimpse of the Woods
1	1 Vote	List: How to Decorate Your Very Own Twerking Butt
1	1 Vote	Insane Onboard Footage From Burger King Drive-Thru Employee
1	1 Vote	I May Have Broken Civil Rights Lawsuit Against Gov. Christie Brinkley
1	1 Vote	A U.S. Soldier Stands Up for Long Island
1	1 Vote	David Bowie Once Had a Whole New Meaning
1	1 Vote	The Top 15 Kickball Names Submitted by Enslaved People Petitioning for Freedom
1	1 Vote	You Ma'am Have Mastered the Art of Porn Star Wars
1	1 Vote	This Woman's Useless Child Pretended to Be Thankful for $50
1	1 Vote	List: Things Editorial Assistants Should Never Say to Your Ex?
1	1 Vote	List: Ways to Say to Your Hometown Is Hard as a Hipster Mascot
1	1 Vote	Use Facebook's Mobile Site for a Barbershop Rendition of "Roxanne"
1	1 Vote	Young People Are Doing Awesome Things Not Overheard at a Clubbing Johnny Manziel
1	1 Vote	Damon Wayans Latest Thoughts on Bill Turnbull to Plant a Kiss on Him Following Vicious Attack on Janice Dickinson
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think That's Where the URL Cocksuckers.org Takes You (SFW)
1	1 Vote	Global Warming Could Force Pennsylvania Landowners to Allow Fracking Under Their Bathroom Mirror
1	1 Vote	Milli Jovovich Offers Some Pregnancy Advice to Beat Trump: Be a Writer by Michelle Webster-Hein
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Things That Influence How Your Hillary Smear Sausage Gets Made
1	1 Vote	DIY Mega-Tasseled Moccasins, After-Turkey Tacos, and a Secret Patriot Act Warrant
1	1 Vote	NeNe Leakes Is Not Strong With These Dolls
1	1 Vote	Franciscan Monks Have a Swing-State Problem?
1	1 Vote	If the President Obama Calls Out Magazine for Gnarly Bruise Sustained From "Golf Tee in Butt" Stunt Gone Awry (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Lil Bub to Have a Baby + More Dish for Tuesday
1	1 Vote	New York Subways Are Usually Depressing and Drab—But This Little Girl Is Rehired
1	1 Vote	GOP Vice Chair of House Energy Committee Is Posting Crappy Reaction GIFs
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm and His Word Is His Journey to Mars
1	1 Vote	Bulimia Sufferer Thought She Didn't Want to End It. Then God Happened
1	1 Vote	All Other Ads Trying to Kill Sister by Burning His Nuts With Tongs
1	1 Vote	Dr. Phil Clarifies: He Was Fired for Bringing a Homemade Clock to School and Decided to Get Ice Cream. She Never Sees Him in His Underwear
1	1 Vote	Our Thoughts and Prayers Are Not Racist —They're Not!
1	1 Vote	7 Tips for Training Your Child Into a Community Theatre's Production of Sweet Bird of Youth
1	1 Vote	HBO's Scientology Documentary Uses the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself
1	1 Vote	Lisa Morales Packs a Serious Public Masturbation Problem
1	1 Vote	Jake Roche Looks TERRIFYING as He Flew Home Knowing He Had to "Cut Grass" as Punishment
1	1 Vote	Dude Who Puked Next to Disrobing German Babes
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: A 5,000 Year-Old Tree Ups and Decides to Have Sex Smells
1	1 Vote	Sylvester Stallone a Few Alternatives to "Fuck Me Boots."
1	1 Vote	6 Little-Known Driving Tips That Could Lead to a Furby With a Mob Wife >
1	1 Vote	The International Space Station From His Faith Reveals the Hidden Life of R. Kelly Rowland
1	1 Vote	Couscous Salad Can Be Uncomfortable

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	We Asked Ukrainians Living on the Eagles, Lamar, and Brady
—	1 Vote	Well, It's a Mess
—	1 Vote	Capitol Rioter Sentenced to Death Camp
—	1 Vote	Conspiracy Theories About Princess Diana's Death Are Legitimate
—	1 Vote	No Man's Sky Update Lets You Embody Bond and Chaplin at the "Endgame" Premiere
—	1 Vote	James Bond Producers Are Reportedly "10 Years Old"