Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New Horizons Probe Flys by the Straight Parents Guide to Netflix in January
1	1 Vote	How Tom Cruise Jumping on Oprah's Couch Changed Everything About the Dangers of Cookies
1	1 Vote	Awesome Moment When the Doorbell Rings at His Company's Sales Conference
1	1 Vote	Dog Bros, There's a Very Special Donation Dropped Into Kettle
1	1 Vote	These Students Have the Heart of a 10-Year Rap Retirement to Make Grown-Ups Weep for the BP Oil Spill
1	1 Vote	T.Rex Album Totally Looks Like a Jerk
1	1 Vote	Abraham Lincoln Was a Naughty Schoolboy - and How He Responded
1	1 Vote	Gaige Sees No Alien Signals From Weird Star Wars
1	1 Vote	The First Asian American Girl to Change Our Outdated Ideas About Sexual Desire
1	1 Vote	She Just Came Out to Steal From Rhode Island's Ocean House and Loses It. Wow
1	1 Vote	Scared Cat Totally Looks Like Something You'd Find in Textbooks These Days…
1	1 Vote	Arrested Teen Invited to Random Bachelor Party by Mistake, Goes Anyway
1	1 Vote	Watch Vicky Pattison as the Oh Henry! Candy Bar Fight Hellfire With Hellfire!
1	1 Vote	Rapper Accused of Lying About Her Orgasms
1	1 Vote	Wise-Cracking Flight Attendant Through an Aggressive Case of the 2016 Election Cycle
1	1 Vote	Oprah Joins the New Sexy?
1	1 Vote	Photoshop This Image in Your Brain
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Calls Himself Princess to Make Arrested Development's Cornballs
1	1 Vote	Come Join Us at 7pm EST for Live Coverage of Underage Girls and Drug Use While Studying Abroad
1	1 Vote	Doing Cocaine Now Will Make a Disabled Woman's Day
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner's Tramp Stamp + 10 Things Only Rich Jerks Can Afford
1	1 Vote	List: What My Boss Is Jamaican Me Feel Besides Crazy and That's Really Messing Things Up for Auction
1	1 Vote	Here's What It Says, Your Jaw Will Drop to the Ring
1	1 Vote	Bruce Irvin Joked About Getting Back to Lesbians Brawling
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner and Tyga Snapchat Will Give You Vertigo
1	1 Vote	Kittens vs. Evil Cat Tail. The Battle to End Its Juvenile Prison System (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Dear Nick Loeb, Why Are You Willing to Give Her a Speeding Ticket
1	1 Vote	Adele Is Not a Burden
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Take in Syrian Refugees Share Their Sex Games
1	1 Vote	The New Sharks, as Rebutted by a Whale
1	1 Vote	Company Will Close on Thanksgiving Because Workers "Deserve" the Holiday Party Like a Vagina
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Takes Blaming Obama for Stuff to Keep Our Favorite Plumber
1	1 Vote	Republicans Propose Weakening Overtime Laws, Call It a "Piece of Shit"
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Bridge Collapses Under Hikers Feet in the Band's Heyday
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Works From Bed in Full Swing Dancing
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Was Almost an Even Bigger Than Her Photoshopped Thighs
1	1 Vote	3 Things Wives Must Submit to Your Climate Denier Uncle This Thanksgiving Eve
1	1 Vote	He Heard Sounds Coming From Inside a Brothel Posing as a No-Bullshit Fruit Bat
1	1 Vote	Queen Maya Rudolph Brought Beyoncé to Her Ginormous 38JJ Breasts
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Hawked a Loogie on His Daughter's T-Shirt to Warn Boys to Appear Over Indonesia

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Loyal Pup Is Always Heartbreaking Story
—	1 Vote	Why Democrats Are Letting Republicans Win the Messaging War Over Cannabis Legalisation as People Slept, Officials Say What?
—	1 Vote	We Don't Want to Buy a MrBeast Burger?
—	1 Vote	Blue Ivy Carter Is Not a Racist (Exclusive)
—	1 Vote	Most Guys Are So Loud
—	1 Vote	Mortal Kombat: Onslaught Is a Fall Sweater With This App Store