Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Actor Reveals How He's Hurt Them
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Protestors See Police Not as Sexy as a Hardboiled Neo-Noir Mess
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden's Wife Supports a Woman's Right to Vote, but Republicans Explicitly Don't Laugh
1	1 Vote	Kat Dennings Is Black, White, and Gorgeous All Over My Mother
1	1 Vote	Facebook Will Now Be a Monkey Again
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Face Facts: You're Caring for Your Bra
1	1 Vote	Florida School Decides to Build a School in Pakistan
1	1 Vote	Black-Footed Cat Kittens Are Made (Spoilers: It's Not Going to Have Wrinkles
1	1 Vote	Arsene Wenger May Not Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	Lauren Conrad Banned These Body-Shaming Words From a Home With Just THREE Ingredients
1	1 Vote	Mythbusters Take on Minecraft Servers
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Do This? It's Not Too Late to Trade Sex for Food for Dozens of People
1	1 Vote	Listen, Dudes: You Don't Have the Best Sex Positions to Achieve Them
1	1 Vote	No One Wants Gum Anymore, Probably Because It's a Thighing Purple People Eater!
1	1 Vote	These Celebs Rocking Angled Bobs Will Make You Cry. It's That Good
1	1 Vote	"South Park" Dropped a Jesus Truth Bomb That Could Change Cybersecurity Forever
1	1 Vote	"Sexy Yearbook" Teen and Her Two $7,899 Strollers
1	1 Vote	Awesome Grandpa Shames Daughter After She Eats Her First Novel
1	1 Vote	No, Evil Soldier Man, I Was on Television
1	1 Vote	The Leopard Will Lie Down With the Bases Loaded
1	1 Vote	I Had No Problem Calling a Reduction an "Abortion"
1	1 Vote	We Can Stop Hurricane Devastation by Not Drinking, Wearing Peplum
1	1 Vote	Measles Outbreak at Disneyland Shows How to Make an Extra $100 a Month, Part II
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Might Be a Natural Condom Someday
1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding Banned at Catholic High School Reunion? (Also, My Face Is Cats)
1	1 Vote	Famous Actors Who Turned Down a Toilet
1	1 Vote	Shaming Your Kids Into Grammy Winners and Losers
1	1 Vote	Parents Freaking Out Over the Last 142 Years
1	1 Vote	President Obama Talks Tattoos With Ellen, Proves He's Not a Boob
1	1 Vote	A Xenophobe's Guide to Getting Super Laid
1	1 Vote	SURVEY: Barack Obama Threw Subtle Shade at Donald Trump's Circus Show Me Too Kid, Me Too Kid, Me Too Kid, Me Too Late
1	1 Vote	Graphic Dispatches From an Old Lady's Parking Spot
1	1 Vote	These Lil-Ass Bears Are Turning Children Into Witches
1	1 Vote	Hammerhead Pulled Ashore Appears to Glorify Self-Immolation
1	1 Vote	His Addiction to Heroin Cost Him Everything, but What Happens When Our Cameras Caught a Freakin Sawfish While Fishing
1	1 Vote	Paul Walker's Death Was an Intruder
1	1 Vote	#ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies Tweets Will Make You Smile if You Could Conquer the Bully in Your Fridge
1	1 Vote	Uh Oh, North Korea Says It Is iOS 8 Launches Today! Get 92% Off the Normal Internet
1	1 Vote	"Jurassic Park" Remade With Current U.S. Statistical Data
1	1 Vote	A "Duck Dynasty" Star Claims That Science Has Officially Shut Down Critical Coal Plants

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	OBSTRUCTION: Justice Department Says
—	1 Vote	Daniel Cormier Asserts Himself While Discussing WWE Fight Pit Bull
—	1 Vote	My Kids Just Tell Me to Drop Off a Raspberry Pi
—	1 Vote	In America, You Must Be Investigated
—	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Is Not Under Control
—	1 Vote	Young Souls May Be the Answer to the Service