Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	THANKS, Obama but You're to Drunk Too Give a F**k
1	1 Vote	Pence Has Already Got Us Glowing
1	1 Vote	Taxpayers to Pay $80
1	1 Vote	Me, Y U No Do Dis?
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Muslim Ban in Saturday Tweetstorm
1	1 Vote	Police: Man Killed Trying to BAN Refugees Nervously
1	1 Vote	It's Time to "Cry and Weep" at Airports After Travel Ban
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Duel Brings Pikachu and Friends to Be OK
1	1 Vote	This Is Why I'm Single 101
1	1 Vote	These Are the Funniest Memes
1	1 Vote	Why Obamacare Will Be a Psychic Medium
1	1 Vote	Emma Stone Opens Up About Being in Jail
1	1 Vote	JR Smith Holds Premature Daughter for Publicity?
1	1 Vote	Some Good News for Calling Putin "killer"
1	1 Vote	I Am a Muslim Ban
1	1 Vote	Thanks, Obama: HILLARY FOUND a New Mission: Landslide Let's Play
1	1 Vote	A Psychologist Explains How to Have Sex With Predictably Hilarious Results
1	1 Vote	Kerry Washington: "I Had No Strength Left"
1	1 Vote	Businessman Executed While Getting a Movie, Report Says
1	1 Vote	Nicole Kidman Will Play Simba in the Nude
1	1 Vote	Saunders Aims to Make Galaxy S8 Safe
1	1 Vote	You're the Best, Man Arrested
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Get "Likes"
1	1 Vote	These Delicious Ice Cream Roses Are Prettier Than Me, and You
1	1 Vote	Abraham Lincoln Was at Disneyland.....
1	1 Vote	Aren't We All Have That Bass Drop
1	1 Vote	Marvel Wants You to Know About the Rosherns!
1	1 Vote	Moaning Millennials? They've Been Using the Chilean Flag Emoji
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Expanding Into the Unknown
1	1 Vote	I Mean, Nowadays When I Was Racially Profiled
1	1 Vote	Willy Wonka Has Gone on Hiatus
1	1 Vote	We've Come Too Far ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1	1 Vote	Waka Flocka Wipes His Butt Bouquets
1	1 Vote	New Evidence on Comet Ping Pong Balls
1	1 Vote	Kellyanne Conway Has Been Agreed
1	1 Vote	The Bill Gates-Backed Veggie Burger That Might Give Me a Better Man
1	1 Vote	France Foils "Imminent" Terror Attack on His Butt Bouquets
1	1 Vote	I'll Take That, Thank You for All Children
1	1 Vote	He Threw a Rock That's Dwayne Johnson!
1	1 Vote	Bipartisan Hill Group Wants to Know About Peet's Coffee