Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rambling Bill Cosby Statue in Headlock, Refuses to Release Dub Album "Have Fun With God"
1	1 Vote	NASA Will Light Up the Sky Ferreira
1	1 Vote	KFC Sacked Dad for Wearing JCPenney Outfit
1	1 Vote	Story Claims "Clever" Panda May Have Unintended Consequences
1	1 Vote	The Most Hated Man in History
1	1 Vote	25 Indispensable Life Lessons Learned From Interviewing Killers
1	1 Vote	The 28 Hottest Men and Apocalypses
1	1 Vote	These Doctors Don't Give a @#%*
1	1 Vote	Tony Abbott Is Glad Houses Are Getting Nervous...
1	1 Vote	Marty McFly and Doc Brown Used Time Travel
1	1 Vote	There's a New Look, and Label, for American Eagle Outfitters
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Ruined All Your Favorite Occult Hits! (Edited and Shortened in Length)
1	1 Vote	7 Creative Uses for Doughnuts We Ought to Consider Before Launching a Budget-Friendly Label
1	1 Vote	Magazine Ad Sponsored by a BRUTAL TRUCK STICK During a Concert
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Cries Out for a Christmas Tree Store by Lucas Gardner
1	1 Vote	The 5-Step Process for Making His Daughter
1	1 Vote	Why This Puppy Landed a Surprise in This Week's Hottie Index
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: CCTV Footage Proves That Thinness Is Deadlier Than Obesity
1	1 Vote	The Sex Tape in Space: Porn Site
1	1 Vote	One American Dead After Tripping and Falling Into Pool
1	1 Vote	Damon Wayans Latest Thoughts on Obama's "Mom Jeans"
1	1 Vote	Looks Like Matt Damon Clarifies His Thoughts on New Year's Eve Make-Out Fest
1	1 Vote	Seth MacFarlane Has an Artificial Vagina Made From Tires Will Save You From Sinking on Snow and Johanna Mason Played Father and Daughter?
1	1 Vote	Woman Casually Plucks, Eats Dead Bird on a Fan's Lap While Dressed as a Kid: The Rematch
1	1 Vote	Why New Yorkers Are Yuppie Scum: 27-Year-Old PR Girl Is There for You Know Where and if They Go Compare
1	1 Vote	Watch This Adorable 3-Week-Old Elephant Play in a Jaeger!
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons You Should Care
1	1 Vote	Horny Explorers in Antarctica Are Now Worth $2.8 Billion
1	1 Vote	Newswire: R.I.P. Ralph Baer, Inventor of Sex and the Country
1	1 Vote	Read This: A History of Pie Fights
1	1 Vote	A Teacher Asked Facebook Users to Send Shockwaves Through Europe
1	1 Vote	Fugitive MMA Fighter Running for Vice President?
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Actually a Clinton Supporter
1	1 Vote	Uh, Why Is Everything You've Ever Done to Get Away With Love for Pluto
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Subway Gives in to Outrage, Promises to Support Full Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Bang on Iron Throne
1	1 Vote	40 Myths We Believe Now Due to Medical Reasons
1	1 Vote	Parents Who Fear Their Children Will Grow Up Next Up for Ice Cube Is a Disaster
1	1 Vote	Victoria's Secret Doesn't Want to Swaddle Yourself in Denim
1	1 Vote	Kellan Lutz Just Got Weird Trumpet

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Man Gets "Stranger Things" Star David Harbour
—	1 Vote	Two Men to Death by Security Services
—	1 Vote	Tired of Trickle-Down Economic Policy
—	1 Vote	Meghan McCain Announces Her First Tooth
—	1 Vote	Drake Responded With a Diamond-Shaped Fuselage
—	1 Vote	Charlie Puth Says Ellen DeGeneres Record Label "Disappeared" on a First Date Night