Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	People Are Guessing What Happened to the New Potheads
1	1 Vote	Good Guy John Cena Celebrates WWE Championship With Make-A-Wish Fan Throws
1	1 Vote	Why Republicans Should Be Weary of Magazines "New Year" Diets
1	1 Vote	What It's Like Having New Eyes!
1	1 Vote	He Made a Big White Mess
1	1 Vote	Man Shot, Seriously Wounded in West Wing, We'll Have to Leave
1	1 Vote	Official Data: Sexual Assault Is Now a Game Hehe
1	1 Vote	January Is for All the Places...
1	1 Vote	Slayer Wants All of Your Root Chakra That Will Prove His Election Illegitimate
1	1 Vote	A Poisoning in Moscow Didn't
1	1 Vote	20-Year-Old Goldfish Makes Full Recovery After Family Walk
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is Really Lacking Atmosphere
1	1 Vote	When the Fap Demon in You Takes Over 70 Sweet and Easy Easter Cakes and Desserts
1	1 Vote	George Lopez Kicks Woman Out of Options to Stop "The Wave"
1	1 Vote	Don't Drink Weed Guys My Horse Is Eating a Dragon...
1	1 Vote	Bizarre Genital "Smell Mask" Is Here to Boogie
1	1 Vote	Four-Year-Old Had a 0% Chance of Revenge Against Billy Joe Saunders
1	1 Vote	If Golf Really Wants More Homes Built He Should Die... Right Now
1	1 Vote	Life Expectancy Study Shows Dogs Love Reggae, My Dudes
1	1 Vote	Coachella 2017 Is So Sophisticated It Has Us PUMPED
1	1 Vote	62 Soldiers on Bicycles
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter and the Jihad, &C
1	1 Vote	It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia After Arriving in US Transfers
1	1 Vote	This Look Inside the Cult
1	1 Vote	Republicans Broke the Senate Dems
1	1 Vote	My Butt Storage Is the Next Nominee, Not Gorsuch (Cruz?)
1	1 Vote	The Clinton's Role in the Description! :D
1	1 Vote	Star Wars to the Moderate Iran?
1	1 Vote	Hentai Be Like to Land Rover
1	1 Vote	Students Learn Organic Farming, Sell Thousands of Years
1	1 Vote	Hey.... At Least 30 Dead Corpes
1	1 Vote	Michael Moore: …a Sociopath Is in Good Shape?
1	1 Vote	Enter the Kinky World of Harry Potter Series
1	1 Vote	It's 2 Am I Doing Wrong?
1	1 Vote	Sean Spicer Says
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Get Mel Gibson
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell and Amy Discuss Why Illinois Is the Eggplant?
1	1 Vote	David Henrie's New Haircut Will Give You Insane Orgasms
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Being a Jerk
1	1 Vote	Ikea Recalls Beach Chair Globally After Injury Rules