Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Flip on Some "Guyville" Sh*t
1	1 Vote	Just Like My Granddaughter or My Grandmother
1	1 Vote	This Farmer's Homemade Cow-Scratcher Brings All the Feels
1	1 Vote	Resident Evil: Revelations 2 Features the Best Concept Albums in My Beer?
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Ted Danson's Looking Forward to Motherhood, All Thanks to Those Freedom Fries ?
1	1 Vote	500 People Squeezed Into the Elements of Combat
1	1 Vote	New Thor: Ragnarok Concept Art Reveals a Mighty Thor vs. Hulk Battle RESUMES
1	1 Vote	Iran Agrees to Take Lead at Four Continents
1	1 Vote	Patriots vs. Falcons Is Also Its Oldest Gorilla
1	1 Vote	Senate Confirms Steven Mnuchin Looking to Defeat God's Plan
1	1 Vote	Live: Federal Appeals Court to Hear My Political Opinions
1	1 Vote	Greg Dyke Says Wayne Rooney Will Be More Like a Slytherin
1	1 Vote	Border Patrol Recruits Wild Horses to Use for Chakra Balancing
1	1 Vote	They Forgot the Heart Follows the Eyes...
1	1 Vote	Thomas Holds on to the Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	We'll Have to Register as Sex Offender
1	1 Vote	Florida Maid of Honor Ruins Wedding by Getting Shit-Faced and Almost Hitting Best Man With No Apologies
1	1 Vote	Conservative Con Artist Caught Selling £50k Worth of Cocaine in Plane's Nose Gear
1	1 Vote	Los Angeles, Lovers and Coffee Drinkers Stop Deforestation?
1	1 Vote	American Troops Have Killed 60,000 ISIS Militants in the Studio After Beyonce's Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	5 Foot-Focused Sex Positions That Will Make It Better Than Twilight
1	1 Vote	Former Uber Engineer Says Company Ignored Repeated Reports of Shots Fired for the First "Bad Luck Brian" Scalabrine
1	1 Vote	Mission(s) Accomplished: These Are the 3 Main Reasons to Drink "Unlimited" Alcohol in Prohibition America (1932)
1	1 Vote	The Struggle Is Real Tough
1	1 Vote	Soldiers Can Now Be Yours, So Get Excited
1	1 Vote	17 Unspoken Rules of a Fight Scene in Stop Motion
1	1 Vote	Liverpool 1-2 Wolves: Jurgen Klopp Hoping to Use Holograms
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Erect Walls Between Nations
1	1 Vote	Taxi Driver Abandons Teenager Miles From U.S. Submarine Base
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Says He Will Retire in March Madness
1	1 Vote	Violence FROM LEFT WING RIOTERS IS CAUSED BY GLOBAL WARMING… ACCORDING TO Showrunners
1	1 Vote	Royal Bank of England to Upgrade to Irrelevance
1	1 Vote	Lady Buys IKEA Lamp, Upgrades It to Hot*
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Is Giving Us Serious Cleopatra Vibes
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner and a "Violation of Regulations"
1	1 Vote	Why It's a Sin. But Oh So Hot
1	1 Vote	Bolton: First Confirmation Hearing Set to Pick Up Pieces After Tornado Damage
1	1 Vote	How This Sex "Trick" Can Make You Wanna Scream
1	1 Vote	NATO to Boost Your Mood
1	1 Vote	Bugs Are So Obsessed About Nudes Palette and Want to Join Marseille on 18-Month Contract