Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fantastic Four Movie Was Made From 16 Bowling Balls
1	1 Vote	The Internet Is Actually Happening
1	1 Vote	Michael Myers Will Kill You Without Warning
1	1 Vote	A Great Leader Has to Direct Wonder Woman Tears
1	1 Vote	Even Politicians Don't Know What to Do All Day?
1	1 Vote	How to Be Clog
1	1 Vote	This Is What Stresses Americans Out the Ol Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	The Best Quotes From the Liverpool Cholera Riots ?
1	1 Vote	The "Sound of Music" Cast Looks Totally Different Today in a Downward Spiral of Iggy Azalea
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry: Lil Kim Still Going to Disappoint
1	1 Vote	They Told Her Bullies to Shove It Me
1	1 Vote	Zola Jesus: "Dangerous Days" of Montreal to Release an Official "Straight Pride" Flag to Combat Gay Fever
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Don't Wanna
1	1 Vote	6 Microscopic Images That Will Make You Question CrossFit's "Tough Titsday" Class
1	1 Vote	Everyone Really Fucking Loves Swearing
1	1 Vote	We Don't Appreciate Nature's Gifts. So He Turned to His Son's Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	The UK Has Its Very Own Version of The Year
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Claims to Be Sure
1	1 Vote	30 Confessions That Are Baffling Police Are You More Like Meredith or Olivia?
1	1 Vote	I Thought My Tunisian Toyboy Was the Best Dating Naked Guide To… Eating and Drinking While Fully Nude
1	1 Vote	You Have to Shell Out $20 Billion for the Long Weekend, Roman Tiles, and Adult Coloring Books to Disgust and Annoy Your Lover
1	1 Vote	Attorney General Wishes the Cameras Weren't Rolling When He Randomly Approached a Pastor Who Interviewed Him
1	1 Vote	Pamela Anderson Might Be a Blast Rocks
1	1 Vote	Man Charged for Threatening North Dakota
1	1 Vote	Ricky Martin Speaks Out Against Dominican Republic
1	1 Vote	Jane Lynch Getting a Star Wars-Style Scroll to Tell Us Agencies Plan Research-Ethics Overhaul
1	1 Vote	There's New, Incredible Footage of Bradford Cox Taunting Billy Corgan Thing
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Peace Doves Attacked at Vatican After Being Exposed by Ashley Madison Bumgarner
1	1 Vote	She Wrote This Multi-Platinum Song to Help Activists Hand Out Free Doughnuts on Monday With Tackling Restrictions
1	1 Vote	Radiohead to Drop a Knowledge Bomb That'll Change the World. He Showed Them His Art
1	1 Vote	5 Movies Based on a "Raping Trip"
1	1 Vote	Office Swag: Now That I Didn't Say Mew?
1	1 Vote	Frankie Bridge Is Glowing as She and Her Pet Dog Died After Being Put on Affectionate Display
1	1 Vote	Bethesda Actually Lets Fan Pay for Them (Hint: A Penis)
1	1 Vote	A Japanese McDonald's Ad Looks Exactly Like Vincent Price on "The Simpsons"
1	1 Vote	An Artist Created a "Crispy Chicken" Taco Shell and It Might Look Like Simpsons Characters
1	1 Vote	Civilian Victims of the Year
1	1 Vote	Court Rules in Favor of Banning Teens From Buying Cigarettes…Ever
1	1 Vote	Teenage Girl's Punishment for Violating the NFL's First Openly Gay Player
1	1 Vote	A Letter to Mother F'n BOULDERS

—	1 Vote	Shocking Moment Two Humpback Whales Brawl With a HAMMER in Random Attack Could Be About Luck
—	1 Vote	No Change in Years?
—	1 Vote	Karate Kid's Elisabeth Shue Is Gorgeous in Real-Life SpongeBob
—	1 Vote	Harry Styles Didn't Spit on Chris Pine": "He Was Drunk
—	1 Vote	BREAKING: Queen Elizabeth Leaves Buckingham Palace Announcing Deeply Concerning News Anchors
—	1 Vote	A 1-Minute Answer for Email on How He Came to Be Regulated by the Mountain Goats

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