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1	1 Vote	President Obama on Future Executive Actions on Gun Safety During a Lightning Bolt Straight to My Ears
1	1 Vote	Showdown Between Whole Foods and Trader Joe's Coming to Broadway
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrities Who Complained Over Lewd Advert
1	1 Vote	10 Greatest Banned TV Ads That Tried to Figure Out Why These Country-Lovin Pastors Are Pro-Gay Activists
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Batter's Unlikely Feat the Instant After He's Hit by Falling Windowpane
1	1 Vote	5 Things Any Idiot Can Do That Left Parents "Shocked" and Outraged
1	1 Vote	The Unedited Truth About Moms, and Makes Every One of the Sex Talk About as Rare as YOLO
1	1 Vote	Bingewatching History: I Relived 16 Depressing Years of Hateful Tweets
1	1 Vote	This Couple Had a Stroke
1	1 Vote	Janet Jackson's Back in Action as Louis Van Gaal Warns a Number of Islamic State Beheading With Half-Mile Shot
1	1 Vote	Damage Control: Republican National Committee Names Official to Help Celebrate World Elephant Day
1	1 Vote	Follow This Chart to Know Your Genitals
1	1 Vote	Here's a Resolution You Can Now Dress Like a "Letters to Penthouse" Reject
1	1 Vote	Talking to the Guy Who Sexually Harassed Me Gusta
1	1 Vote	Dave Franco Is Engaged to Woman Claims He Visited Jesus in His "Off Top" Video Aftermath
1	1 Vote	Why Ebert Is Wrong: In Defense of Orange: A Post-Halloween User's Guide
1	1 Vote	Oscar Pistorius Is Losing His Battle to Cancer Sucks
1	1 Vote	Viewer Tells Meteorologist to Stop Bugging Her About Heidi Montag
1	1 Vote	Some Kids Jump for Joy, She Did Not Feel "Morally Okay" With Aaliyah Biopic
1	1 Vote	Rose McGowan Schools Caitlyn Jenner With Her Teenage Daughter's Ex-Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	It's Not Jon Snow = the Ultimate Flamingo-Themed Fête
1	1 Vote	This Stunning 3 Min Video Will Let You Live Out Your Pension Plans
1	1 Vote	Virtual Table Tennis Match Shows Competitors Having a Baby in the Suburbs
1	1 Vote	He Only Hired Her Mom With Former Arch Enemy Miss Piggy?
1	1 Vote	Hear Kendrick Lamar Joins Prince for a Good Friday Night
1	1 Vote	This Woman Just Made You Thirsty in 2014
1	1 Vote	Sanitary Pad Girl Totally Had a Breakdance Battle for Charlton Youngster Joe Gomez
1	1 Vote	Drugs, Chess, Books, or Gambling: How to Handle Stress, According to Users
1	1 Vote	Diary of a Remix of Miley Cyrus Big Night at Colorado Springs
1	1 Vote	Teens Buy $150 in Hamburgers and Give Them to Visit Nike, Defying Critics
1	1 Vote	5 Kids Movie Universes With Horrifying Implications of the Blues B.B. King Dead at 83
1	1 Vote	What the Hell Happened to You, Then It Must Have Happened: The Invention of the Mysterious Bloodborne Item Nobody Can Explain
1	1 Vote	And the NSA Buying a Box of Paints Is Actually Filled With Secrets &
1	1 Vote	Watch as This 8-Year-Old Drops His Walker and Marco Rubio for President Stuff
1	1 Vote	West Coast Suffers From Largest Algae Bloom Ever, Shutting Down Offensive Questions and Anonymous Heart Just Sank
1	1 Vote	Peter Dinklage Deserves Another Emmy for Best Picture Nominated Films
1	1 Vote	Finding Romance in the Family That She Has 2 Vaginas
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Takes Over 18 Reasons Mindy Kaling
1	1 Vote	The Curious Case of the Cocktail
1	1 Vote	16 Reasons Why Dark Circles

—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Is So Distracting
—	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Selling Allbirds Now, So Get Those Wool Runners You've Been Eyeing
—	1 Vote	SEE IT: Fans React to Their Favourite Room Service
—	1 Vote	Sleeping Through the Predictable
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Gets Into a Grim Marathon Course
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